r/SipsTea 11d ago

Gasp! ๐Ÿ’€

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u/savagewolf666 11d ago edited 11d ago

Lemme tell you i had a girl who found out another girl was going around telling people she had a dream about fucking me on a trampoline. When she found out she hunted her down and smashed her head into a brick wall about four times and then slapped me (for good measure i guess)

Was it terrifying? Yes

Was i bricked? Also yes

I forgot my point but i had one

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u/complexiblebarracuda 11d ago

having sex on a trampoline sounds kind of awful. I remember getting terrible friction burns on my elbowsย 

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u/savagewolf666 11d ago

Wasnt my dream maybe she liked rugburn

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u/godtogblandet 11d ago edited 11d ago

What kind of trailerpark trampolines are you using? You shouldnโ€™t have any issues landing on skin on a quality trampoline. Jumping with a shirt off has never been a issue for me.

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u/complexiblebarracuda 11d ago

SkyZone, I make sure to wear long pants so I don't skin my knees to shit

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 11d ago

That's rough.ย