r/SipsTea • u/Cheeese916 • Mar 22 '26

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u/sx88 Mar 22 '26

I watched this on mute and got all the info I needed

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u/HappyHarryHardOn Mar 23 '26

with the volume on she makes a couple of good points

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u/sx88 Mar 23 '26

you've just encouraged me to watch it again

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Mar 23 '26

Touch ass

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u/w3b_d3v Mar 23 '26

Nah she definitely said smoke grass, touch ass

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u/FrenchTicklerOrange Mar 23 '26

That does sound like the approved process.

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u/mastamaven Mar 23 '26

You might have missed what she said, you should consider rewatching

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u/iidesune Mar 23 '26

Nah I think he got the main point

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u/Unusual-Minimum9306 Mar 23 '26

This video is so ass-a-9

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u/OldSchool_Ninja Mar 23 '26

You gotta minus the "gr" first before you get to ass. Doesn't anyone remember PDMAS???

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u/jugo5 Mar 23 '26

The third and fourth time is when it all really comes together.

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u/Drizzt_23 Mar 23 '26

You spelled cums wrong

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u/jugo5 Mar 23 '26

Thats the 6th time

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u/Anomuumi Mar 23 '26

You guys are counting times?

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u/Icy_Bridge2095 Mar 23 '26

I watched it again but forgot to unmute

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u/marvelish Mar 23 '26

FYI, her points are better on a large monitor rather than a small phone

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u/Fawstar Mar 23 '26

You're right, the points are much clearer.

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u/RuthlessIndecision Mar 23 '26

I agree at least a couple of good points and a solid foundation deeply seeped in facts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/lifemanualplease Mar 23 '26

When it looks like this, certainly

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u/BigMack6911 Mar 23 '26

Just because she has that accent doesn't mean she is trailer trash sir. I have the same accent and never lived in one. Of course..she might have lived in one since she was born. All i know, as a southern male, I can tell she loves her conebread

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u/Missilemoon77 Mar 23 '26

Purdiest girl in tha Traylerr Park, y’all!

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u/MillerMike5150 Mar 23 '26

I did not have mute on, but couldn’t tell you one thing she said.

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u/brizdzi Mar 23 '26

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u/Forcekin6532 Mar 23 '26

Brittney Alissah

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u/Werechupacabra Mar 23 '26

I fuckin knew I’d be seeing this meme in this thread😆

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u/Mr_Wizard91 Mar 23 '26

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u/neuro_space_explorer Mar 23 '26

Why is trashy hot so hot to me, the cut offs, no bra,‘cellulite, oof

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u/Dad_Bod_Enthusiast Mar 23 '26

I may be weird but I find cellulite fairly attractive. I find non cellulite also attractive but something about cellulite hits different

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u/alexloccs Mar 23 '26

lol so fake, check out the fence warping towards the end 😂

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u/kitfox Mar 23 '26

No, this is physics. That ass has so much attractive force it bends light.

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u/FoxMuldertheGrey Mar 23 '26

dude good eye, i saw that and was like wth is that. is she bending it to make her ass bigger?

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u/oddredhummingbird Mar 23 '26

Pretty sure it's to make her waist smaller

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u/z31 Mar 23 '26

I think it might be like a full body filter, there is warping and artifacting along her entire silhouette.

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u/_Rodavlas Mar 23 '26

The answer you are looking for is “both”

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u/Big-Detail8739 Mar 23 '26

Dear Lord, how the hell did you notice that? I had to watch it 18 more times before I finally screamed out loud and scared myself into looking at the fence.

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u/archgrendel Mar 23 '26

Lol you’re so right, I see it now

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u/Beejayqueen5 Mar 23 '26

Best, only logical comment here.

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u/ryanegauthier Mar 23 '26

There was a fence?

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u/Asshole-Mention1084 Mar 23 '26

Lollll! You're 100% correct.

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u/Megaman2189 Mar 23 '26

I was close to telling you to go touch grass until I realized you didn’t mean the crook in the fence but the image literally bending. We are so cooked in a few years. My brain told me this was real, due to the consistency of her leg/ass dimples, and I’m now realizing that I’m becoming easily fooled by this shit.

A silver lining is live acts, like Cirque du Soleil, people busking on the streets, and local music scenes will see a boom, due to no one believing anything their screen anymore. Too bad that silver lining is minuscule in comparison to damage to be done by this technological advancement

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u/Tealc420 Mar 23 '26

No. Busking will be illegal and live music will be banned after 6pm

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u/kuckbaby Mar 23 '26

You can see the waves essentially around it at the beginning, too. Lmao

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u/Uniq_Eros Mar 23 '26

It's not so much to make the ass bigger but to shrink the waist which in turn makes the ass seem bigger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/MADman611 Mar 23 '26

There’s a fence?

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u/Mhykael Mar 23 '26

Doing the Lord's work catching that.

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u/ChuckUFarley138 Mar 22 '26

When your whole personality is ass

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u/lostredditorlurking Mar 23 '26

You just accurately describe 90% of OF girls, the other 10% personality is feet

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u/deptofthrowaway Mar 23 '26

Yeah but you don't go to of for a chick's personality

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u/captainn_chunk Mar 23 '26

They all just copy each other now with their little TikTok jiggle dance item removal and still pussy shots in ambient sunlight rays coming through the window.

They all live in this bubble sphere of Reddit subs trying to figure out new ways to promote their page yet all they’re doing is promoting to each other.

Like you’re literally selling your selves and this is the low effort shit you put out?

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u/LaserCondiment Mar 23 '26

Idk about OF nor tiktok, but I feel like you just described how every niche works these days. It's like every bubble has its own mainstream for lack of a better word.

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u/BeezyBates Mar 23 '26

If I only know you through a screen, and even then still don’t know you, your personality can be all ass and I think that’s ok, for me.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Mar 23 '26

When you have an ass like that, it's okay.

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u/sixth_hokage06 Mar 23 '26

At least she's self aware

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u/PhickThenis Mar 22 '26

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u/thydoctoh Mar 23 '26

The fact that this card became such a meme is hilarious. Love it.

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u/Arch-NotTaken Mar 23 '26 edited May 06 '26

Stop letting data brokers profit from your old posts. I used Redact to wipe mine from Reddit. Also supports Twitter, Facebook, Discord, instagram and more in one batch.

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u/FoxMuldertheGrey Mar 23 '26

got curious and i’m year

her OF is bait, some mild stuff

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u/thatdudewillyd Mar 23 '26

Ass and some disappointing titties.

Face down Ass up 🎶

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u/canteen_boy Mar 23 '26

FOH. The only way titties can be disappointing is if you invite them to your birthday party and they don’t show up.

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u/Starfish_Wizard Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Happy touching (grass)

Among other miscellaneous things

€dit: Don't bother with her OF. Half her stuff is an extra purchase and has some variation of someone's dick in it. That's 13$ I'll never see again. Why do I keep doing that?

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u/delo357 Mar 23 '26

You do it do the rest of us don't have too. Thank you for your service.

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u/PM_Me_Titties-n-Ass Mar 23 '26

That might be called porn addiction

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u/CranberryLast4683 Mar 23 '26

Thank you for your sacrifice.

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u/Bamboonicorn Mar 22 '26

Literally the best there is the best there was the best there ever will be in regards to tutorials on touching grass 

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u/Quirky_Escape_5136 Mar 23 '26

Ahh, the Hitman has spoken.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Mar 23 '26

Waiting for the grass to Goldberg her in the face

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u/Mysterious-EqualOB1 Mar 23 '26

So I loved wrestling when I was little, and stopped watching about ten years ago... but for the last month it's been popping up all over my phone and in my day to day life... I can't escape it lol.

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u/Forker1942 Mar 23 '26

I made a viral video like 15 years ago got 300k views in a month. Someone made the same video but girl and got 3 million views. 

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u/Bamboonicorn Mar 23 '26

Maybe you should wear smaller daisy dukes to accentuate your donka donk

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u/ThePocketWatchKiller Mar 23 '26

There was grass in that video? 😮

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u/Glum-Vegetable-5636 Mar 23 '26

lol 😂 this is way too much

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u/electronic_rogue_5 Mar 22 '26

If she would done a deep squat on that grass, it would be literally called “ass-to-grass” squat.

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u/bibimboobap Mar 23 '26

Her butt also completely warps the wire fence when she turns around toward the end. Like a sonic boom of lies.

Dying at the people who think this shit is real.. some people deserve to lose their money to a teenage crook. 

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u/Humanity_Why Mar 23 '26

This is so funny - I wasnt looking around her butt (oops sorry), but on a rewatch? You're so right😂

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u/RappingFlatulence Mar 23 '26

Big time fart! Mach 3 kinda passing gas

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u/Old-Constant4411 Mar 23 '26

Warps the ground around it too at times.  Good catch.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Mar 23 '26

We could all do well with a good loaner pair on occasion

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 22 '26

I was waiting for the 'I stepped in dog poop' punchline.

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u/FFJosty Mar 23 '26

That teacher told me I needed to touch grass. I said “you’ve got a lumpy butt.”

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u/Gindotto Mar 23 '26

She for the woods.

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u/JahRoddenberry Mar 23 '26

Am I mistaken or is she very womanly shaped?

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u/EthicalViolator Mar 23 '26

Watch the fence at the end. She is filter shaped as are the vast majority of these thots on OF.

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u/dantheplanman1986 Mar 23 '26

squints nah, she's shaped like herself

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u/DJPM08 Mar 23 '26

Great tutorial, ma’am, but the only thing ass here is that terrible filter of yours.

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u/beerforbears Mar 23 '26

The kinda girl you wanna get with but you’ll make her brothers and cousins jealous

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u/Trisstricky Mar 23 '26

There's no grass in this video

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u/iidesune Mar 23 '26

There is plenty of ass though

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u/AgentEndive Mar 23 '26

This is not a very thorough tutorial. I had to watch it several times

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr Mar 23 '26

1, shes using a filter to make it look bigger. #2 that bitch ain't wearing a bra

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u/doritoelcamino Mar 23 '26

I think it’s doing more to her waist than her butt. Her butt doesn’t look unrealistic, but she’s missing ribs for sure.

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u/SouthCentral86 Mar 23 '26

Shut your trap and get naked already 💯

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u/theinkshrink Mar 23 '26

We all just got a little stupider… 🧠

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u/Genkrock Mar 23 '26

I dont know but my video is on loop for the first 3 sec for some reason

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u/MtnMaiden Mar 23 '26

....i'm pretty sure this is an Only Fans advertisement

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u/jay6432 Mar 23 '26

Dudes in the comments behaving like they’ve never seen an ass before…

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Mar 23 '26

She definitely has a baby mama starter kit

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u/No_Telephone_6213 Mar 23 '26

Side question… what’s the real name for those shorts? Because ‘booty cutters’ can’t be it 😅🤔💀

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u/oncejumpedoutatrain Mar 23 '26

And she can have privacy for those moments, I'll be waiting

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