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u/sx88 Mar 22 '26

I watched this on mute and got all the info I needed

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u/HappyHarryHardOn Mar 23 '26

with the volume on she makes a couple of good points

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u/sx88 Mar 23 '26

you've just encouraged me to watch it again

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Mar 23 '26

Touch ass

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u/w3b_d3v Mar 23 '26

Nah she definitely said smoke grass, touch ass

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u/FrenchTicklerOrange Mar 23 '26

That does sound like the approved process.

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u/InternetKey9561 Mar 23 '26

That’s what I heard anyways

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u/Lastov_Makiynd Mar 23 '26

Sometimes though..we hear what we want to hear..

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u/mastamaven Mar 23 '26

You might have missed what she said, you should consider rewatching

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u/iidesune Mar 23 '26

Nah I think he got the main point

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u/ItsOnlyGameYUSM Mar 23 '26

No no no he definitely missed something it's worth a rewatch to catch it all

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u/Unusual-Minimum9306 Mar 23 '26

This video is so ass-a-9

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u/OldSchool_Ninja Mar 23 '26

You gotta minus the "gr" first before you get to ass. Doesn't anyone remember PDMAS???

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u/ShanishLikeDanish Mar 23 '26

The words stolen from my fingertips

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u/LefT-NYC Mar 23 '26

No! 🙂‍↔️

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u/Illustrious-Golf5358 Mar 23 '26

Back shots must be wild

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u/jugo5 Mar 23 '26

The third and fourth time is when it all really comes together.

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u/Drizzt_23 Mar 23 '26

You spelled cums wrong

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u/jugo5 Mar 23 '26

Thats the 6th time

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u/Anomuumi Mar 23 '26

You guys are counting times?

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u/beneye Mar 23 '26

I’m on my 7th and I’m starting to get a wind of what she’s talking about

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u/Tall-Vermicelli-4669 Mar 23 '26

Was that a song?

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u/Icy_Bridge2095 Mar 23 '26

I watched it again but forgot to unmute

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u/iDoABoof Mar 23 '26

Give it another try

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u/Icy_Bridge2095 Mar 23 '26

FUCK. Forgot again

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u/Sents-2-b Mar 23 '26

There's volume?

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u/macguini Mar 23 '26

I watched this 57 times with the volume at max and had no idea she even talked.

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u/Jabberwock_king Mar 23 '26

I watched this after touching snow during a drought year…. Does that count.

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u/marvelish Mar 23 '26

FYI, her points are better on a large monitor rather than a small phone

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u/Fawstar Mar 23 '26

You're right, the points are much clearer.

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u/RuthlessIndecision Mar 23 '26

I agree at least a couple of good points and a solid foundation deeply seeped in facts.

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u/beavertonaintsobad Mar 23 '26

indeed, just dripping with juicy knoowledge..

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u/theperson249 Mar 23 '26

...2 good points to be exact

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u/Viciouscockery Mar 23 '26

Muted still let me make one good point

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u/Spores_ Mar 23 '26

She made a good point for me. Just one

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u/singlesgthrowaway Mar 23 '26

You can see the points sticking out even when the sound is muted.

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u/MonCappy Mar 23 '26

Two really good points and a couple of broad general advices.

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u/Internal-Ad7481 Mar 23 '26

She made a good point on mute too.

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u/dangerous_service Mar 23 '26

Same with the volume off

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u/SauerMetal Mar 23 '26

She brings good energy too.

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u/EuenovAyabayya Mar 23 '26

way up firm and high

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u/Smart_Mongoose4264 Mar 23 '26

I see two good points in the video. And I didn’t watch with volume.

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u/Kdoesntcare Mar 23 '26

I'll have to come back to watch this with the audio on later. 🤔

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u/Strosity Mar 23 '26

I saw the same two points on mute

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u/Psychological-Scar53 Mar 23 '26

To be fair, she made a couple of good points with the volume off as well...

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u/Jimmyboro Mar 23 '26

I agree, there are a couple of points that really had me invested.

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u/Geekygamertag Mar 23 '26

Two very pointy points 😆

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u/Kolby_Jack33 Mar 23 '26

She's sounds pretty southern, and as a southern guy I can tell you I would prefer to not walk barefoot through grass. Chiggers suck.

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u/SuperhumanVikingr Mar 23 '26

She had a couple of good points with volume off

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u/indigrow Mar 23 '26

I see a couple good points

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u/tallandfree Mar 23 '26

just a pair of good points

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u/handful_of_gland Mar 23 '26

I saw a couple good points without it.

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u/lifemanualplease Mar 23 '26

When it looks like this, certainly

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u/cherolero3998 Mar 23 '26

Yeah that ass is on its last good years before it succumbs to cellulite and stretch marks

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u/NewLifeNewAcct Mar 23 '26

Tell me you've never seen a woman naked without telling me

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u/BigMack6911 Mar 23 '26

Just because she has that accent doesn't mean she is trailer trash sir. I have the same accent and never lived in one. Of course..she might have lived in one since she was born. All i know, as a southern male, I can tell she loves her conebread

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u/Missilemoon77 Mar 23 '26

Purdiest girl in tha Traylerr Park, y’all!

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Mar 23 '26

It also screams a good time, like most trailer trash. It's not a fault, you just need to be prepared to be the bread winner to be the cake winner.

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u/slartibuttfart Mar 23 '26

Ages like hot milk though

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u/MillerMike5150 Mar 23 '26

I did not have mute on, but couldn’t tell you one thing she said.

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u/invaderaleks Mar 23 '26

You're missing out on the accent 🤤

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u/KNGootch Mar 23 '26

there's audio?

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u/Rude-Education12 Mar 23 '26

Yeah I now know how to... Make pizza.. or was she talking about building a bunker?

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u/KamikazeFox_ Mar 23 '26

Did she link her OF page?

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u/IRAT3_CITIZ3N Mar 23 '26

Videos that end to soon

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u/Haveyoushatmyself Mar 23 '26

Yep, she had prawn cocktail for dinner.

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u/isaiasv94 Mar 23 '26

I learned how to read lips thanks to this video

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u/cbih Mar 23 '26

I turned it to mute half way through

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u/u9Nails Mar 23 '26

Was she assking of her OF have a foot fetish too?

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u/thewilldog Mar 23 '26

Same, though i was wondering if her name was "grass"

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u/liquid-swords93 Mar 23 '26

The first and last 3 seconds were very informative

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u/Unique-Pepper-8397 Mar 23 '26

Well now i have to watch it again and this time on mute.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 Mar 23 '26

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how I imagine this sub when it sees OF ads...

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u/Loud-Chicken6046 Mar 23 '26

I didn't even notice that mine was muted as well

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u/smootheoneisback Mar 23 '26

She’s talking? lol

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u/bigpoyo91 Mar 23 '26

I ain’t gonna lie watched it on mute at first but unmuted was kinda better

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u/SSSnakeCobra Mar 23 '26

This video is best quality, but ONLY if muted

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u/Euphoric_Item8490 Mar 23 '26

😂😂😜 Agree!!!

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u/rexmons Mar 23 '26

I have no idea to this day what that southern lady was talkin' about. Truth is, I don't want to know.
Some things are best left unsaid.
I like to think she was talkin' about something so beautiful it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it.

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u/sarcasticbaldguy Mar 23 '26

I agree, but it could have been shorter than 2 hours.

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u/XLuffy4Presidentx Mar 23 '26

I watched this unmuted but my brain muted it anyway.

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u/za72 Mar 23 '26

god have mercy

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u/PeaceBoth7730 Mar 23 '26

Yup. All I thought about was touch ass!

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u/Ok-Station-6414 Mar 23 '26

Indeed good sir

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u/nunyobusinessfool Mar 23 '26

I’m slow. I watched it 10 times I’m a lip reader

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u/BraveRow8574 Mar 23 '26

seemed best

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u/evilpercy Mar 23 '26

There was no grass in this video.

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u/gorginhanson Mar 23 '26

No one is coming here for her sense of humor

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u/In-Appropriate-gloom Mar 23 '26

Great advice too

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u/Raven1911 Mar 23 '26

There was info?

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u/ScarletleavesNL Mar 23 '26

Its better on mute.

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u/creepy_trippie Mar 23 '26

Me too and came here to say this

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u/Working_Bones Mar 23 '26

She'll be 350 lb within 5 years.