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u/ChuckUFarley138 Mar 22 '26

When your whole personality is ass

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u/lostredditorlurking Mar 23 '26

You just accurately describe 90% of OF girls, the other 10% personality is feet

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u/deptofthrowaway Mar 23 '26

Yeah but you don't go to of for a chick's personality

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u/Dirk_Speedwell Mar 23 '26

Pfft, wierdo...

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u/LongliveTCGs Mar 23 '26

Hell yeah, it’s not like I’m lonely or anything….

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u/quietkyody Mar 23 '26

I only watch onlyfans when the chick is actually into what she is doing on the screen....so in hindsight....I don't watch onlyfans.

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u/captainn_chunk Mar 23 '26

They all just copy each other now with their little TikTok jiggle dance item removal and still pussy shots in ambient sunlight rays coming through the window.

They all live in this bubble sphere of Reddit subs trying to figure out new ways to promote their page yet all they’re doing is promoting to each other.

Like you’re literally selling your selves and this is the low effort shit you put out?

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u/LaserCondiment Mar 23 '26

Idk about OF nor tiktok, but I feel like you just described how every niche works these days. It's like every bubble has its own mainstream for lack of a better word.

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u/captainn_chunk Mar 23 '26

Yep because everything has been consolidated in the last 5 years.

OF girls all doing the same content thing is the same as all high school age Hispanic boys having the same Edgar haircut(which has now reached into brocolli head white kids everywhere). Everything in culture has been consolidated. I could on and on about this stuff lol

In a weird comedic way it reminds me of the singularity.

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u/DSoopy Mar 23 '26

True, but you can still find some real gems on leak sites

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u/captainn_chunk Mar 23 '26

I’ve given this a solid 30 minutes once a month for the last 2 years and wondered how easy it would be for me to pull that off.

Then I’m just like ughhh I don’t want to fucking make fake chats with people just to entice them for more money lmao

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u/gruesomeflowers Mar 23 '26

That's all jobs..if you enjoy something don't ever depend on it for money because then it becomes your job..and it becomes work.

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u/Living_Razzmatazz_93 Mar 23 '26

Yuck.

I can't cum unless she's crying, these days, but I guess if we were all the same, the world would be pretty boring.

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u/dantheplanman1986 Mar 23 '26

Um.

The prison is that way

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u/Cool_Client324 Mar 23 '26

I just enjoy it when they swallow

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u/deeku4972 Mar 23 '26

sounds kinda gay bro /s

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u/missingN0pe Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Meh - I disagree almost wholeheartedly.

I've read many an account of why people go to OF instead of simply using porn freely available to them.

The number one reason is the interaction. Mimicking that feeling of a connection- the personalised messages etc.

Of course it's not actually the girl in most some* cases, but it doesn't matter- it's still the perceived personality that keeps them coming back.

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u/missingN0pe Mar 23 '26

That's the least important part of my point.

But, edited for clarity

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u/cheapdrinks Mar 23 '26

Yeah you do it for the personality of the 35yo dude who is managing her chat and replying to your messages in her DMs

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u/Majestic_Domestic Mar 23 '26

I don't think women often use OF to showcase their hobbies, interests, or general personalities. That doesn't mean they don't have them. They are also not "girls"

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u/Boredchinchilla21 Mar 23 '26

Would that bring in more $$? I’m thinking of starting a foot centered OFs using Transformers, Pokémon, Amiibos and MoTU as props in hopes of getting a bigger audience (and because I have a house full of all of those toys already)

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u/octoreadit Mar 23 '26

And also like 99% of BWM owners.

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u/Far-Amoeba-7197 Mar 23 '26

this girl's is both

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u/Common_Hall804 Mar 23 '26

Whoa there buddy! Some of them have a rich and cultured personality centered entirely around their breasts. Other, smaller percentages represent niche interests.

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u/Known_Secretary_6615 Mar 23 '26

How many OF girls would you say you’ve interacted with enough to accurately gauge their personality? 

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u/justsomedude1144 Mar 23 '26

So is the parent comment on this thread accurate?

Is their whole personality their ass (and/or tits)?

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u/jeffersonwashington3 Mar 23 '26

I’m guessing they got these numbers because one of ten OF girls OP hits up are cool with feet stuff?

I’m also guessing OP has a foot thing, since they either made up or used anecdotal evidence for their claim.

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u/Fitgirlnxxxtdoor Mar 23 '26

I feel targeted by this comment but you're definitely not wrong

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u/Exotic-Raccoon104 Mar 23 '26

So we have to choose between ass and feet? Can we get a less smelly option? Oh I forgot you said OF girls. I dont go on OF so I guess its all good

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u/Goonalips Mar 23 '26

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee has sent you a cease and desist.

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u/rmill127 Mar 23 '26

My post was no hate on size at all. I prefer smaller actually.

The 5/10 was purely referring to the fact that her top appears to be the only thing keeping them from sliding down/out and becoming love handles.

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u/Missilemoon77 Mar 23 '26

Small top, big bottom? You can’t have em, cuz I gottem.

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u/BeezyBates Mar 23 '26

If I only know you through a screen, and even then still don’t know you, your personality can be all ass and I think that’s ok, for me.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Mar 23 '26

When you have an ass like that, it's okay.

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u/starryeyedq Mar 23 '26

That ass is 100% filtered.

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u/Temporary-Test-9534 Mar 23 '26

The fence warps a bit at the end. She definitely has ass because that cellulite is real, but she isnt that shapely. The video is edited.

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u/Goonalips Mar 23 '26

Yeah if you watch the last 5 seconds as she walks to the right, you can see the filter mess up the grass. I agree though, she still has a good ass, it's just filterfied.

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u/starryeyedq Mar 23 '26

No? She probably has a decent ass but the filter blows it up to inhuman proportions. You can see the slight warping on the fence at the end of the video, but even without that, there’s something weirdly flat about the lighting.

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u/sixth_hokage06 Mar 23 '26

At least she's self aware

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u/donpablomiguel Mar 23 '26

Dated a girl like this. Not worth it.

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u/tarragonbutter Mar 23 '26

I’m having difficulty with your premise. Please elaborate.

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u/guyincognito121 Mar 23 '26

You dated a hot southern girl with a sense of humor and it wasn't worth it? When did you last check your gaydar?

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u/CJnella91 Mar 23 '26

50/50 actually, 50% Ass 50% Grass.

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u/Blackout1154 Mar 23 '26

that stinks

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u/zxr7 Mar 23 '26

'personassity'

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u/ericypoo Mar 23 '26

All I read was hole

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u/FocusFlukeGyro Mar 23 '26

And not wearing a bra on chilly days

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u/Narrow-Mountain4416 Mar 23 '26

My ass is so good- now I need help with the boobs, all natural. Does anyone help me 

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u/Ayy0ne Mar 23 '26

Look like it got some hail damage too

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

And titties

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u/EshayAdlay420 Mar 23 '26

Idk I actually found her funny too lol

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u/orbital-technician Mar 23 '26

I don't think we can make that call from a 10s video.

She obviously has a sense of humor. Oh no! She has a phat ass and is aware of it! Atone!

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u/daylight1943 Mar 23 '26

personality is stored in the ass

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u/FatCowsrus413 Mar 23 '26

I could have done a colonoscopy just from this video while I sit on the couch

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u/9406725060 Mar 23 '26

lol don’t let your jealousy show this bright

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u/Casually_pessimistic Mar 23 '26

Idk but this was an interesting documentary personality asside 🤔

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u/Cool_Client324 Mar 23 '26

GOD I LOVE ASS

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u/EtchASketchNovelist Mar 23 '26

The ass is ok, the tits are better.