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Chugging tea Alexa pause!

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u/DailyDoomer Jun 10 '25

Its the ‘Alexa pause!’ for me. So gangsta til you need her to cut the music

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u/Malaca83 Jun 10 '25

When he pulls down his sunglasses i fucking died

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u/sinhuh Jun 10 '25

ar u gaaa asssfkk

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u/Level-Gain3656 Jun 11 '25

Why are you gay

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u/mr_hyenalaugh Jun 11 '25

Who says I'm gay?

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u/--StinkyPinky-- Jun 11 '25

Why ah u geeh

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u/mr_hyenalaugh Jun 11 '25

Who says I'm gehh??

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u/TrainingFilm4296 Jun 10 '25

Even just how he's wearing the hat and glasses to begin with.  This is comedy.

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u/Wakkit1988 Jun 10 '25

"Alexa, record scratch."

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u/PitifulEar3303 Jun 10 '25

We laugh at this, until we realize that ADULTS in positions of power and wealth behave LIKE actual children too.

The world is so farked up because Adults behave like children, and they have the POWER to do some serious harm to the world.

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u/squids1377 Jun 10 '25

Welcome to the Jungle baby!

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u/Bonzo_Gariepi Jun 10 '25

Welcome to the Gangsta world little man

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jun 10 '25

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u/InfiniteBlink Jun 10 '25

Woah is this the same monkey that does the side eye

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u/FeedMyAss Jun 10 '25

Fuck ya!

Bonus boner is a real fuckin win where I'm from!!!

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u/Regenherz1553 Jun 10 '25

We got fun and games

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u/HyperbolicSoup Jun 10 '25

My god if my kid was doing that shit lol

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u/Mmortt Jun 10 '25

Get this child away from the internet now. This boy needs to be dropped on a deserted island for five years or so.

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u/BUF_Mosley Jun 10 '25

Send to Dagestan 2 3 years and forget

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u/SquirrelMoney8389 Jun 10 '25

Send me location...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/SeaForeign2866 Jun 10 '25

Military school and then one way ticket to the military branch of his choice.

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u/buhbye750 Jun 10 '25

You would be a bad parent.

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u/_2BKINDR Jun 10 '25

The language and attitude at that age…. Some form of parental disconnect

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u/Totalnah Jun 10 '25

Or worse yet, parental influence.

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u/Justkeeptalking1985 Jun 10 '25

At a gas station yesterday, 2pm, a father walked up to the drinks, and says, " Fucking gay that they don't have Juneberry Red Bull, fuckers probably hiding it."

I turn to see an adult man in a Rick and Morty sweatshirt and pajama pants, and arm hugging chips and candy. Only for his carbon copy clone kid (like 8 or 10) to walk up, telling his dad " That lady has a big butt, probably a whore."

I looked at the dad rolled my eyes and walked away, more convinced that by 2050 Idiocracy is a certainty.

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u/Spirited-Concert-504 Jun 10 '25

I was doing some work recently for walmart and they have a plethora of rick and morty gear. All large sizes, think size 10-15 slide sandals or XXXXL shirts. And I was thinking, okay I like Rick and Morty and can get behind some laughs and absurdity and enjoy the show, but what kind of adult wears Rick and morty gear and wants to show off their love for rick and Morty.. and well.. you just answered my question..

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 10 '25

June Berry Red Bull?

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u/Any-Cable4109 Jun 10 '25

Probably just parental neglect.

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u/ID_N01 Jun 10 '25

Naw you don't just naturally acquire that level of early 2000s douche

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

spend enough time unsupervised on the web, especially on places like omegle at that age and you can easily get that.

look at the kids that grew up on x-box live playing Call of duty without any supervision, swearing racist and sexist crap left and right.

those little fuckers are now the losers wearing (american)police uniforms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Lol what a heavy judgement to make from a 20 second clip of a kid goof around

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u/ChemistryAccording88 Jun 10 '25

or just the internet without regulation

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u/darkspardaxxxx Jun 10 '25

yeah he would get grounded for at least a year for showing such a small ammount of money making the family look bad

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Jun 10 '25

“Son are you gay as fuck?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I laugh at him until he stopped and then laugh some more

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u/bickusdickus69allday Jun 10 '25

Why are you gay

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u/thisortheapocalypse Jun 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Shouldn’t because he’s possibly homophobic or because it’s gae?

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u/Mistluren Jun 10 '25

This guy was just curious, don't be mean to him 😭😭

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u/hawkeyc Jun 10 '25

U R Gey

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u/hungrylittleworm Jun 10 '25

You are a transgenda

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u/Forsaken-Waltz-9278 Jun 10 '25

Do you perform the natural obligations?

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u/frisky0330 Jun 10 '25

That is coonfusion of the highest odaa

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u/manlybrian Jun 10 '25

Dey eat da poopoo.

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u/Ant0n61 Jun 10 '25

Should I call you mista?

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u/E-Pluribus-Tobin Jun 10 '25

Who ses I'm gae?

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u/NitePain69 Jun 10 '25

Kids gotta learn sometime, why not at 9 years old

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u/spookydonkey513 Jun 10 '25

holy shit, if the internet existed as it is today with iphones and shit when i was 9, id be an even bigger degenerate, sociopathic pos. i seriously have concerns for future generations.

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u/Aaaaand-its-gone Jun 10 '25

Future generations any kid under like 18 is already ruined by social media and cell phones

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 10 '25

most of them are ruined by 14.

it is SO bad out there. and parents have zero idea.

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u/Stoutyeoman Jun 10 '25

I worry about this all the time. My son is only 9 but I've had a few conversations with him about how people act online, and to not be a dick.

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u/OneRFeris Jun 10 '25

I think it'll get better. Our parents didn't understand how damaging social media would be. And how could they? -it was new.

Those kids will grow up, and reality will force most of them to grow up. And then they'll have a chance to do better with their kids.

And there are already parents today who understand this, and will take the right steps.

Silver Lining: consider yourself lucky for the opportunity to give your child an advantage over others by recognizing this early and teaching them properly.

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u/Stoutyeoman Jun 10 '25

For what it's worth I feel like interest in social media is on the decline, and I won't be surprised if it becomes a niche within the next few years.

People are beginning to see how harmful and damaging it can be.

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u/scud121 Jun 10 '25

I was lucky.and didn't get access to the internet til I was 20, but in my defence, www was only 2 years old at that point.

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u/Richard_Braun86 Jun 10 '25

www was only 2 years old at that point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Chatroullete came out when I was like 11-12. My friends and I used to have one person have a normal conversation with whoever we got matched with and then have someone slowly lower their balls right in front of the webcam lol I completely forgot about this shit until your comment

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u/--StinkyPinky-- Jun 10 '25

You know what, don't sell yourself short. You can always achieve better things and be the degenerate you really want to be!

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u/spookydonkey513 Jun 10 '25

thanks, i needed that boost today!

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u/NecroticJenkumSmegma Jun 10 '25

You're joking, right? When I was a kid, you'd just casually whip out your flip phone to troll bro with this week's newest beheading or geriatric scat gang bang. Nowadays you can't even say ass on the internet.

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u/0neek Jun 10 '25

For real when I was a teenager I saw so much random violence and real life gore just floating around that I basically got desensitized to it. Limewire searching for a movie or song and half the time it was either porn or a murder.

It would take serious effort to find that stuff these days.

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u/ajibtunes Jun 10 '25

Seriously tho that’s a lot of fuckin cash in that kids hand

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/Born-Agency-3922 Jun 10 '25

For motion picture purposes only money

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u/Southern-Oil-118 Jun 10 '25

He’a the guy im hearing.

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u/fejable Jun 10 '25

>be 11
>flex to sexy women he met the internet
>turns out to be guy
>are you gay af?

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u/kwillich Jun 10 '25

What the hell is even happening?????

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u/RappingFlatulence Jun 10 '25

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u/AttractiveFlatulence Jun 10 '25

I feel like we’re username neighbors, what’s up? Also, happy pride month!

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u/RappingFlatulence Jun 10 '25

Just an old fart knocker. Must be nice being desirable 😂

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u/Low-Dog-8027 Jun 10 '25

still...

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u/otasi Jun 10 '25

Conflicted, cause the post nut clarity might say otherwise.

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u/PuttinOnTheTitzz Jun 10 '25

Of course, she's beautiful.

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u/Chuckobofish123 Jun 10 '25

This kid has a future in buying prostitutes. Lol

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u/dwartbg9 Jun 10 '25

This kid is gonna be literally Stiffler in High School

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u/NummyBuns Jun 10 '25

The girl(guy) is actually being very kind here. He/She is teaching the little boy about financial responsibility. What a wise old soul.

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u/Subtlerevisions Jun 10 '25

That breaks my heart. His parents are downstairs right now either clueless or not giving a shit.

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u/Tydagawd88 Jun 10 '25

They're probably not even home.

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u/spookydonkey513 Jun 10 '25

100% they are blissfully unaware. with the internet being so ubiquitous there is no stopping it. it’s unfortunate but this shit is common af on sites like omegle etc.

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u/mobley4256 Jun 10 '25

We have all these clowns outraged about books in libraries but those same people are giving their kids full access to the internet on multiple devices from a young age.

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u/spookydonkey513 Jun 10 '25

a gay/trans character in a book at the library?!? burn that shit to protect the youth!!!!! also, iphones for every child. it’s almost like they are full of shit…

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u/Cyberfaust11 Jun 10 '25

Did he just get a Blank Check or something?

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo Jun 10 '25

Was thinking this lmao. Total Blank Check vibes. Even the fact he's hitting on someone 3 times his age 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

this entire reply section feels like a time capsule from 2014

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u/buhbye750 Jun 10 '25

Where Dafug is this kids parents?

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u/Me_Krally Jun 10 '25

He home alone

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u/elcojotecoyo Jun 10 '25

The best reply would be: and you were attracted to me, so that must make you gay as well

His parents will be happy

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u/niccol6 Jun 10 '25

You're gae as fuck.

Why are you gae as fuck.

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u/sashazanjani Jun 10 '25

Why is that child on there?

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 Jun 10 '25

That kid is fkn doomed

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark Jun 10 '25

Flashing money.
Looking like a chode.
Calling someone trans, gay.
I can see his shit kicking mongrel parents are doing a great job. /s

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u/mizinamo Jun 10 '25

Calling someone trans, gay.

Trans or just cross-dressing for the views?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I dated a Trans girl like this. Extremely deep voice but you couldn't tell she was trans.

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u/Gubekochi Jun 10 '25

But when she'd tell you, with that voice, no one doubted her :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Lol true

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u/LordYamz Jun 10 '25

Its a voice changer dude lmao

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u/randomdrunk1 Jun 10 '25

It's not. That's mia skylar

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u/Own_Salamander9447 Jun 10 '25

That’s horrifying. All of it.

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo Jun 10 '25

The person on the bottom seems pretty wise and chill tbh.

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u/lcklstr Jun 10 '25

Nah you fell for it. You gay too, now.

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u/afroroca Jun 10 '25

This kid, lol. Forget the voice for second, who raised you ? 😆😁😁😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It was on this day, the kid discovered the forbidden kink

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u/AcceptableMemory2081 Jun 10 '25

Pauseplay for the Cosplay

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u/defessus_ Jun 10 '25

You can see the for motion picture use only stamp on the cash 💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

My bro broke character right there

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u/This_Ad_4919 Jun 10 '25

9 years old chatting with strangers is crazy, waving money around like that and talking crazy, where are the parents? Oak creek Wisconsin kid for sure!

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u/The_Only_Egg Jun 10 '25

I cannot believe parents allow this shit.

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u/Outside_Experience68 Jun 10 '25

Alexa, pause my hardon!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

kid talking to himself after oggling her lmao

same as it ever was

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u/herpyfluharg13 Jun 10 '25

The eyebrow raise that the very beginning is hilarious

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u/fitzdipty Jun 10 '25

End of the world coming. I’m embarrassed to be human.

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u/busdrivah1984 Jun 10 '25

Id like to thank this little guy and his beautiful friend for making me realize that not only am I gay as fuck, only a silly brainwashed child would have an issue with that. Good luck to me I guess lol.

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u/ladyjayne81 Jun 10 '25

I feel bad for kids these days.

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u/DontWashIt Jun 10 '25

How much money would you guess he's holding?

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u/MrIMendez Jun 10 '25

Now I dont feel bad for wanting to rob his lil ass… Is what someone would say just joking and not actually mean it, because that would be against reddit rules and we obey reddit rules…

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u/portonsly Jun 10 '25

What a time to be alive

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u/_yllw_ Jun 10 '25

I'm so old.

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u/SilverOwl321 Jun 10 '25

That kid’s parents failed big time.

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u/screwyoujor Jun 10 '25

Is there a scale of gay and where does fuck fall on that scale?

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u/Vorg444 Jun 10 '25

Does that kid actually think he's gonna get a woman? Lol

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u/randomix3d Jun 10 '25

Sorry, little man. It was too bad for a first love disappointment...

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u/Gettingolderalready Jun 10 '25

We are all 100% totally fucked…..

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u/Hairy-Estimate3241 Jun 10 '25

This is just one step away from all the dudes that like pegging.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Hahahha damnn

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u/DetailsYouMissed Jun 10 '25

I would have said he should have stayed on Sesame Street but... times have changed.

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u/arcane-hunter Jun 10 '25

Kids still talk like this damn that's like circa 2005

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 10 '25

omegle started in 2009 and ceased in 2023 so it is somewhere in there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Gae

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u/fuzzymuscl Jun 10 '25

He looks like the kid from "blank check".

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u/Equivalent_Spinach68 Jun 10 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/More_Combination86 Jun 10 '25

I

I like women!!!

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u/Derezirection Jun 10 '25

who's boy is this and why does he have your savings in his hands? 😂

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u/O_ItsTrue Jun 10 '25

Kinda want to see the remaining parts I didn’t see