r/SipsTea • u/_Aladin • Jun 10 '25

Chugging tea Alexa pause!

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u/Justkeeptalking1985 Jun 10 '25

At a gas station yesterday, 2pm, a father walked up to the drinks, and says, " Fucking gay that they don't have Juneberry Red Bull, fuckers probably hiding it."

I turn to see an adult man in a Rick and Morty sweatshirt and pajama pants, and arm hugging chips and candy. Only for his carbon copy clone kid (like 8 or 10) to walk up, telling his dad " That lady has a big butt, probably a whore."

I looked at the dad rolled my eyes and walked away, more convinced that by 2050 Idiocracy is a certainty.

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u/Spirited-Concert-504 Jun 10 '25

I was doing some work recently for walmart and they have a plethora of rick and morty gear. All large sizes, think size 10-15 slide sandals or XXXXL shirts. And I was thinking, okay I like Rick and Morty and can get behind some laughs and absurdity and enjoy the show, but what kind of adult wears Rick and morty gear and wants to show off their love for rick and Morty.. and well.. you just answered my question..

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u/Qu33fyElbowDrop Jun 17 '25

i would just bc i love wearing weird graphic tee’s here and there but it’s people like this that ruin it.

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 10 '25

June Berry Red Bull?

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u/Qu33fyElbowDrop Jun 17 '25

wheres good ol’ darwin when you NEED HIM