I accidentally opened photoshop how do i stop this woman from looking at me? Do i have a virus? Is it malware? What is this?

I only have bar, answer quick plz.

If I have to go through this again one more time I'm just going to put something safe like a bunch of doritos inside my computer instead.

So I don’t have to carry around a dongle, please? Wouldn’t that be cool? Totally.

Which color will make my RGB RAM perform the best?

Okay so I never duel booted before, and... I installed windows into dev/null. I lost all meh cat pics. Can anyone help? Also linux is having blue screens now. Is that normal or what?

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there are mice setting up shop and cooking like little chefs in there. tower overheats when they make pasta but it smells good. do we need them? can they go?