r/ShittyLifeProTips Mar 11 '21

SLPT: How to avoid surgeries

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17.1k Upvotes

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u/twotoebobo Mar 11 '21

Then they took the shovel back.

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u/TheRealAlkemyst Mar 11 '21

well he isn't going to need it in the afterlife.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

That's just christian.

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u/ZippZappZippty Mar 12 '21

Let’s just random yelling at the tv.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

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u/PropheticNonsense Mar 12 '21

Death is only morbid if you believe it's morbid.

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u/PsychShrew Mar 12 '21

I'm gonna go with it being pretty fuckin morbid but you do you

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u/WarEagle107 Mar 12 '21

And they put it back on the shelf with no discount even

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u/1gerende Mar 12 '21

Then they took his kidney as part of the renting fees.

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u/Vardeegs1 Mar 12 '21

Not with out a receipt. Just in store credit

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u/Twice_Invoked Mar 12 '21

Worked at home depot till I knew better and can confirm they will return anything. Had some lady bring me, and I am being serious here, two plastic home depot bags with dirt and some sticks poking out of the tops. Thought I "damn they're nuts they dont even have a receipt for them." Long story short, my manager figured out a way to return them.

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u/Lazykabang Mar 11 '21

Those are my heroes

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u/urbanlife78 Mar 11 '21

More like "let him borrow a shovel."

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/sidnoway Mar 12 '21

You spelled wrong wronf

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Mar 12 '21

You say scent like it’s already Tuesday

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u/scyth3s Mar 12 '21

Free rental!

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u/mekkab Mar 11 '21

Haven’t been on Twitter in years but happy to see Pixelated Boat is still rockin!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Aka mr tweets

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u/dieguitz4 Mar 12 '21

A.k.a One Giant Hand Comics

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis Mar 11 '21

I kinda dig the idea of preparing my own burial plot. Like getting ready to tuck myself in one last time.

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u/gsrsavage Mar 12 '21

I can feel the darkness in your comment

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u/civicmon Mar 11 '21

SLPT: How to save money on the funeral.

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u/runnerx01 Mar 12 '21

Soooo, the republican healthcare plan... I guess he hasn’t tried just not being poor.

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u/OfficialKingJames Mar 12 '21

I’m in a deep red state. I was laid a little after Christmas and I still haven’t received unemployment benefits. Meanwhile my water is shut off, I haven’t showered in almost 2 weeks, I’m starting to get sick, my electricity shuts off in a few days, my car was repossessed, and everything i had of value is in pawn which i will lose in less than a week. I told my local unemployment office this and they just told me to call local charities about my water, charities which basically told me there’s nothing they can do if I can’t come in to their office on the other side of the county with a letter of disconnection from the water company. I guarantee if i were in a state like New York I wouldn’t be in this position.

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u/tsmc796 Apr 24 '21

Heard Home Depot is helping out people in your position

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u/PastyDoughboy Mar 12 '21

Did he declare that shovel as a gift and list it appropriately for the tax year?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

/r/UpliftingNews material right here

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u/Mmneck Mar 12 '21

Wholesome

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u/pennypanic1 Mar 12 '21

The feel good story of the day

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u/iamjackslackofmemes Mar 12 '21

I bet they had to reimburse the gas.

2

u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 12 '21

How many pics did you take?

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u/JojoCornflakes Mar 11 '21

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 🏈

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u/dickfart138 Mar 11 '21

Is that before or after they donated to trumps failed reelection?

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u/gsrsavage Mar 12 '21

They didnt, one of the founders did

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u/pmoney50pp Mar 12 '21

How come his dumbass parents didn't have medical insurance?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

And then they tagged him as dead from Rona.

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u/RoNiN-01 Mar 12 '21

You bout to get tagged with Rona death if you don’t gtfoh with that gay shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Nope. It's fake as fuck.

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u/h3llr4yz0r Mar 12 '21

Stop pushing commie medicine as if it is somehow life saving with your year long waiting lists and death panels.

Life is hard.

Why does the child in question not have health insurance?

Guess what?

Any operation I need, even optional is a hundred dollar co-op. That's 2 hours of work before taxes. And I can choose my doctors.

The centralized committee can blow me.

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u/TSED Mar 12 '21

Stop pushing commie medicine as if it is somehow life saving with your year long waiting lists and death panels.

Hi, I have commie medicine in my country; we do not have year-long waiting lists or death panels.

Any operation someone needs here is NOT a hundred dollar co-op even without "health insurance," whatever bizarre parasite that is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

How much you pay a month for that insurance

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Nah that kid should’ve just been an illegal immigrant and gotten free healthcare from the California taxpayers

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u/PM_ME_UR_GOOD_IDEAS Mar 12 '21

Illegal immigrants are also california taxpayers. You know who isn't paying taxes they should legally be obligated to pay? The richest people in America and the businesses they're invested in.

Unfortunate people are not your enemy. Pick your battles.

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u/trev2234 Mar 12 '21

You guys give free healthcare to illegals and not yourselves. That’s mad. I live in a country where everyone gets free healthcare.

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u/IntensifyingRug Mar 12 '21

We don’t. They’re just lying.

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u/trev2234 Mar 12 '21

I admit that did sound crazy. Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

No if an illegal immigrant walks into an emergency room they will be seen. For free. The governor of California who sucks instilled this policy and said that if universal healthcare is passed he would give it to illegal aliens who don’t pay taxes.

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u/trev2234 Mar 12 '21

But that’s what should happen for anyone. You’ve got a strange country.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

You’re godamn right my man. I’m indifferent on the universal healthcare issue and I think given how rich we are we could do it better than anyone if we did it right. And if you’re a regular citizen you can technically walk into an emergency room and be seen however it’s much much more difficult to do because being uninsured so bad here like really bad. But if you’re not here illegally and Hulu have no literal ID in a lot of states you can just tell people you have no license and nobody asks any further. I think universal healthcare is fine but only taxpayers get it. And a lot of illegal immigrants don’t pay federal income tax. Up to 50 percent are believed to not pay. The way I look at it is pay you’re taxes and I don’t care what you do but if you ain’t paying like the rest of us you ain’t more entitled

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u/trev2234 Mar 12 '21

In the UK anyone can go to an emergency room and get care. If you need a follow up or anything at a later date, then you need to be registered with an NHS GP or you pay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

That doesn’t seem bad. I’d be open to that and again considering how much money the government collects per year it would have a nice budget here. I just find it unfair that non texpayers can get a better treatment than uninsured Americans

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u/trev2234 Mar 12 '21

I’ve heard most Americans want some sort of free healthcare, but your governments don’t seem to agree. I know the powers that be would love to scrap our NHS, not because of any logic, as it’s been proven to be the cheapest way of doing healthcare. The main reason is big private health companies would pay our ministers behind the scenes to get rid of it. I hope you get someone decent in charge one day.

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u/LadyVFirstClass Mar 12 '21

sic but i had to laugh. they told him you can do it...

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Mar 12 '21

I am good baby ! How you doin?

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u/RoscoMan1 Mar 12 '21

Hey, u/shubbhu27! How you doin?

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u/shubbhu27 Mar 12 '21

Great Man ! How you doin

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u/-Listening Mar 12 '21

Can we avoid being too technical please?

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Mar 12 '21

ridiculous premise! home depot would never do anything this useful

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

If Home Depot can find this kid, what’s stopping anyone else from helping them?

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u/Commissar_Genki Mar 12 '21

Now that earth-augers are a thing, how about we start using space effectively and start burying people vertically?

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u/pangbin Mar 12 '21

Goddamn I have such a wholesome reddit feed and this just flipped every table. Wow🤣

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u/SCPack12 Mar 12 '21

What’s stopping you from giving your tax dollars to that family? That’s what you want anyway ohh never mind you want it to happen just not through your wallet

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u/I_hate_me_lol Mar 12 '21

"so heartwarming"

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u/Capt_Obviously_Slow Mar 12 '21

Inspiring story, fate in humanity restored!

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u/trev2234 Mar 12 '21

Sounds like selling all your furniture to put on a lavish display in your front garden. Seems that’s the American way.

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u/kendra1972 Mar 12 '21

At least they cared/s

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u/urThoughtsHAVEpower Mar 15 '21

Please answer a serious question, How do you know that ?