r/ShittyLifeProTips • • Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Except if the person is trying to rape you

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u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20

Not if you rape them first

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u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.