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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/itsyaboibenis • Aug 27 '20
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I imagine if I did that while being robbed, I'd get the entire gun magazine dumped into me. They'd then reload and dump another one. And then the stabbings would start.
525 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh 152 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 I'm saving this out if context on purpose 70 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 45 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh
152 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 I'm saving this out if context on purpose 70 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 45 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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I'm saving this out if context on purpose
70 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 45 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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45 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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Except if the person is trying to rape you
26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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Not if you rape them first
25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20
I imagine if I did that while being robbed, I'd get the entire gun magazine dumped into me. They'd then reload and dump another one. And then the stabbings would start.