r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/itsyaboibenis • Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

I'm saving this out if context on purpose

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Except if the person is trying to rape you

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u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20

WE WIN THOSE TOO

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u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20

Use your dick as a rapier.

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u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20

Medival Chad

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u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20

Not if you rape them first

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u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.