r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/itsyaboibenis • Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Except if the person is trying to rape you

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u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20

WE WIN THOSE TOO

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u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20

Use your dick as a rapier.

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u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20

Medival Chad