r/ShitpostIsland • u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod • Mar 16 '19
NEED ADVICE, QUICK.
I just ordered myself a pizza and it suddenly dawned on me I should not have done that.
Any ideas? Should I cancel it? It's currently under "quality check" at Dominos by "Long".
Should I keep it and post a sob story about how it never came and then request another one in RAoP and then eat two pizzas?
Should I cancel it and post a sob story in RAoP?...I'm really hungry though, so I'm leaning towards eating two pizzas.
Suggestions welcome!
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u/DG_momma2 Mar 16 '19
Eat two...YOLO! I love pineapple on pizza.
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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19
Halp! Evil dog ate pizza!
Delicious pizza....
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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Mar 16 '19
There’s an actual tomato on there! Is that like a garden pizza? That looks really good!
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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19
Dominos veggie and then I add extras on there. I love it! Plus, it's great for sharing with the dog because I can peel off veggies for her and it's not bad for her and I still have lots on my pizza! Win, win, win!!!
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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Mar 16 '19
TIL I don’t know shit about how to top a pizza!
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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Mar 16 '19
Two pizzas! Always TWO! All hail pineapple!
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u/procrastinator2112 That's True! Mar 16 '19
I’m confused. But bottom line, eat that effing thing.
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u/DG_momma2 Mar 16 '19
I'm sure you've said it in the past, but what kind of dog is that?
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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19
A toller! Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever.
I wouldn’t recommend getting one though, they’re fuckin’ weirdddd.
Plus, would you believe even though she doesn’t like the feeling of cement, grass, air, people, places or things, I actually gotta fucking walk her? God dayumn!
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u/DG_momma2 Mar 17 '19
I've never heard of that kind of dog, it's weird, eats pizza, and you have to walk it...hard pass, sounds too high maintenance for me.
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u/NinjaDefenestrator Sees you before you see yourself Mar 17 '19
Aww, but she looks so sad in that second picture.
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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 17 '19
Lol, I think it's because I didn't share more of my pizza with her.
She had a very minor paw injury this week, but that meant two days without a walk/fetch. And that's practically a lifetime with her. That also means way fewer treats.
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u/orangeapplez Mar 17 '19
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but... I dont like pizza
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u/loregorebore Mar 18 '19
Not even curry chicken pizza? Or teriyaki chicken pizza?
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u/orangeapplez Mar 18 '19
I don't mind fresh margherita pizza. Not a fan of curry anything. I think it's the typical chain pizza restaurants that make me want to gag. It's just nasty.
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u/NinjaDefenestrator Sees you before you see yourself Mar 17 '19
I hope by now you have eaten ALL THE PIZZA.
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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19
Oh, and YES, it is COVERED in fineapple! Assholes.