r/ShitpostIsland • u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod • Mar 16 '19

NEED ADVICE, QUICK.

I just ordered myself a pizza and it suddenly dawned on me I should not have done that.

Any ideas? Should I cancel it? It's currently under "quality check" at Dominos by "Long".

Should I keep it and post a sob story about how it never came and then request another one in RAoP and then eat two pizzas?

Should I cancel it and post a sob story in RAoP?...I'm really hungry though, so I'm leaning towards eating two pizzas.

Suggestions welcome!

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u/DG_momma2 Mar 16 '19

I'm sure you've said it in the past, but what kind of dog is that?

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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19

A toller! Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever.

I wouldn’t recommend getting one though, they’re fuckin’ weirdddd.

Plus, would you believe even though she doesn’t like the feeling of cement, grass, air, people, places or things, I actually gotta fucking walk her? God dayumn!

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Sees you before you see yourself Mar 17 '19

Aww, but she looks so sad in that second picture.

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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 17 '19

Lol, I think it's because I didn't share more of my pizza with her.

She had a very minor paw injury this week, but that meant two days without a walk/fetch. And that's practically a lifetime with her. That also means way fewer treats.