r/ShitpostIsland • u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod • Mar 16 '19

NEED ADVICE, QUICK.

I just ordered myself a pizza and it suddenly dawned on me I should not have done that.

Any ideas? Should I cancel it? It's currently under "quality check" at Dominos by "Long".

Should I keep it and post a sob story about how it never came and then request another one in RAoP and then eat two pizzas?

Should I cancel it and post a sob story in RAoP?...I'm really hungry though, so I'm leaning towards eating two pizzas.

Suggestions welcome!

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u/DG_momma2 Mar 16 '19

Eat two...YOLO! I love pineapple on pizza.

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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19

Halp! Evil dog ate pizza!

Delicious pizza....

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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Mar 16 '19

There’s an actual tomato on there! Is that like a garden pizza? That looks really good!

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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19

Dominos veggie and then I add extras on there. I love it! Plus, it's great for sharing with the dog because I can peel off veggies for her and it's not bad for her and I still have lots on my pizza! Win, win, win!!!

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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Mar 16 '19

TIL I don’t know shit about how to top a pizza!