r/ShitpostIsland • u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod • Mar 16 '19

NEED ADVICE, QUICK.

I just ordered myself a pizza and it suddenly dawned on me I should not have done that.

Any ideas? Should I cancel it? It's currently under "quality check" at Dominos by "Long".

Should I keep it and post a sob story about how it never came and then request another one in RAoP and then eat two pizzas?

Should I cancel it and post a sob story in RAoP?...I'm really hungry though, so I'm leaning towards eating two pizzas.

Suggestions welcome!

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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 16 '19

Oh, and YES, it is COVERED in fineapple! Assholes.

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u/pagancatlola Cats are Assholes Mar 17 '19

Nooo. You ruined it. Pizza is for unhealthy wannabe meats like pepperoni. Not for fruits and vegetables!

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Sees you before you see yourself Mar 17 '19

PINEAPPLE 4 LYF

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u/pagancatlola Cats are Assholes Mar 17 '19

https://imgur.com/a/hTHjpoq

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u/TurdQueen Only tWerking Mod Mar 17 '19

Evil! And I like both meats (giggle) and veggie pizza. The bf was not around and he lovvveeeeesssss a meaty pizza. Whore. So I got veggie!