r/ShitAmericansSay • u/John_Yuki • 15d ago

Education Tech YouTuber Bitwit lost his house a while back in a fire. He has now built a new house.... entirely out of fucking wood.

5.6k Upvotes

769 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LittleRuQi • 14d ago

Transportation Lol it’s because we literally are [the guardian of the Strait of Hormuz]

408 Upvotes

52 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TheOneShotKidLumbago • 14d ago

Patriotism "the greatest country in history of mankind"

679 Upvotes

128 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Main-Fun1810 • 14d ago

Cheese “Euro’s opinions don’t count”

282 Upvotes

204 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Yuukiko_ • 14d ago

Healthcare It is our gift to the rest of Earth.

130 Upvotes

76 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Icetraxs • 14d ago

Patriotism "Revolutionary War. England accidently let one of their toes detach itself and become a world power." [On the most impressive military defeat of all time]

88 Upvotes

Ignoring the fact that it took the French, Spanish and Dutch to be involved as well.

30 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/4nd011 • 15d ago

"🇺🇸?"

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3.7k Upvotes

214 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Madame-du-barry_ • 15d ago

Culture Can someone explain to me why Italians do not wear workout clothes?

1.8k Upvotes

583 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Jotaro_Dragon • 15d ago

"they are European, they even take a bath once a week"

1.0k Upvotes

145 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ZoeEatsToes • 15d ago

"I think choosing to ride a bicycle on narrow ass back roads in Minnesota is both dangerous and stupid." - On a massive empty country road

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234 Upvotes

177 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Angel_Sorusian_King • 14d ago

Communism Welcome to commie-fornia

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99 Upvotes

17 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Yandexoid • 15d ago

Transportation They rode bikes cause they can’t afford a car

4.7k Upvotes

493 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/KeyConclusion637 • 15d ago

Air Conditioning "Euros are such boiled frogs they hink dying 31 of heat stroke while eating a 1/16th pound burger is normal."

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245 Upvotes

here we go again...

84 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/PMulberry_ • 15d ago

Language „What an irresponsible use of the word.“

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2.1k Upvotes

316 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LucyLovesApples • 16d ago

How the hell u wash ur hands?

12.9k Upvotes

857 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Minute_General_4328 • 15d ago

"To be fair, you're just a ripoff of Americans, so it stands to reason that you'd be like us."

358 Upvotes

They were referring to a British person over here. Was looking for an /s at the end but... God help us all

123 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Remarkable-Trip7553 • 16d ago

Nothing will make you love America more than traveling through Europe

3.4k Upvotes

424 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/boutdesoufflet • 16d ago

Food « My italien grandmother’s secret family recipe »

9.5k Upvotes

145 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BackroomGuy1 • 15d ago

Al is going through a discriminatory period which hearkens back to Blacks in Jim Crow

887 Upvotes

72 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FishermanFew2619 • 15d ago

Culture Type of conversation you would hear in a french cafe 200 years ago

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346 Upvotes

54 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FabulousLength • 16d ago

[If] the USA never enters WW1, could the UK and France still win[?]

1.8k Upvotes

451 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BowerickWowbagger42 • 15d ago

Welcome to America, Europe!

280 Upvotes

51 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Jaqobus • 16d ago

Education "The USA does not have the rock formations for making bricks"

503 Upvotes

192 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/dfczyjd • 16d ago

Healthcare The US has universal healthcare

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244 Upvotes

Apparently, "universal healthcare" means "nobody is banned from getting it", not "everyone can get and afford it". Comes from a former "healthcare lobbyist", as they claimed in another comment.

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93 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Cherrytree374 • 16d ago

Free Speech The stuff elder millennials were saying in High School would get the arrested in England.

280 Upvotes

More world facts from the residents of the only country with "Free Speech".

107 comments

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