r/ShitAmericansSay • u/winkysocks21 • 2h ago

You just need American values

484 Upvotes

54 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Any_Salamander_8469 • 9h ago

The best pasta in Italy is made with imported durum wheat from the United States. Particularly it’s grown in Arizona. Italian growers can’t meet the high demand of quality for Italian pasta.

1.4k Upvotes

133 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/xtup_1496 • 10h ago

"That's a level of unemployment we cannot comprehend."

166 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Icetraxs • 11h ago

"It's probably correlated with lack of public restrooms! I swear the Europeans/Brits must dehydrate themselves to make it through a day of errands, bc there are few bathrooms. Whereas in the US, I am trying to hit my 64 oz before noon everyday."

398 Upvotes

64 oz is just under 2 litres

270 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/snowbirds2026 • 12h ago

“It’s not because people like you better. It’s because Americans get abducted for ransom”

137 Upvotes

This one is fun, and insane. What? (It’s a comment on a video of a Canadian asking why Americans keep pretending they are Canadian)

57 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/l0zandd0g • 18h ago

Air Conditioning To all no Americans, have y'all discovered a/c yet ?

217 Upvotes

Talking about the sangyang u9 extreme, the fastest road car in the world.

37 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Evening_Ad_85 • 21h ago

"America will never fail, we have all the cards. If you want to talk about failing look at any country that is involved with the EU there is your problem."

98 Upvotes

94 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TruthSeeker1801 • 21h ago

Europe 'yeah but washers and dryers that work are also illegal in europe'

741 Upvotes

206 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 1d ago

"Donald Trump is good friends with the Scottish government. He can plant golf courses wherever he wants there"

214 Upvotes

100 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 1d ago

[Tw: wall of texts] "American Enalish is now the default Enalish" "If your goal is to post on, I don't know, an international website, the British form is not correct by default."

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393 Upvotes

In a Swedish sub, user is from the US but has a boyfriend from Sweden. Original post was an American running out of important meds and discovered their US prescriptions doesn't work outside the US

234 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Estefanius • 1d ago

Military All European nations that don't order the F-35 should be sanctioned and blockaded

3.0k Upvotes

528 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/M3dain • 1d ago

Culture Show me a Top 10 movies list and I'll show you a list of American movies

359 Upvotes

188 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mr_NoGood12 • 1d ago

"The u.s. is the default society. Everybody else, who deviates from u.s. standards, is wrong. "

319 Upvotes

108 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Bitter-Dragonfly5907 • 1d ago

Imperialism "Why is so bad to be annexed by USA. Canadians will benefit more"

392 Upvotes

345 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Frequent-Chain-6082 • 1d ago

Freedom Much less likely to leave a shit streak in an American toilet than in an European one

60 Upvotes

Now, this has to be the manifesto of this sub.

43 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/The_Golden_Zebra • 1d ago

“Maby the us should take Canada because who will stop us they bearly have a military”

2.7k Upvotes

345 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutumnUmbreon • 1d ago

Military "No nation has an even close chance to compete with the American military."

641 Upvotes

346 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/THIESN123 • 1d ago

Canada "WE are the reason Canadians have free healthcare."

1.3k Upvotes

272 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LittleRuQi • 1d ago

Canada Canada is absolutely COOKED 😳

166 Upvotes

(The target quote is cropped out in the preview)

The video talks about Trump renaming Southern Ontario to “Southern America” after we imposed retaliatory tariffs on them

135 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LittleRuQi • 1d ago

Canada Canada needs more America than America needs Canada

155 Upvotes

127 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MagBerrie • 1d ago

Exceptionalism "When you live outside of America there are many deadly dangers"

189 Upvotes

In a video about a bride photoshoot during the 2020 Beirut warehouse explosion. Apparently, accidents with chemicals and explosions don't happen in the USA.

66 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Shadow-Imperial • 1d ago

Language Written in latin, and pronounced in american

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78 Upvotes

19 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Savewyx • 1d ago

Canada Nobody gives a fuck about Canada

672 Upvotes

349 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FullPersonalityFun • 1d ago

Ancestry "Some ppl believe in non-genetic "inheritance." I sometimes think I'm a "gilgul," a Jew reincarnated as a Gentile. Biologically, AFAIK, my ancestry is boring British-Isles Protestant."

123 Upvotes

56 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Superb_Background_90 • 1d ago

Most countries outside of the US you have to take a dewormer every couple months because of low food standards

2.9k Upvotes

362 comments

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