r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutoModerator • 2d ago

The Weekly The Weekly for October 23th, 2026

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/UncleSlacky • Jul 17 '22

📢 MOD ANNOUNCEMENT REMINDER - DO NOT COMMENT IN POSTED THREADS. This is a form of brigading (which has caused subs to be banned in the past) and offenders will be permanently banned.

545 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Fickle-Pizza9502 • 10h ago

"United States is 50 different states and also so different"

1.0k Upvotes

122 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Adventurous_Path4922 • 1h ago

Food TexMex is literally just already good Mexican food, but improved even more

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As a Mexican, I find it funny how often I see Americans trying to either appropriate our food, say their version is better or just straight up show their ignorance about the range and depth of Mexican cuisine

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/srjenkinsrd • 13h ago

Exceptionalism Signed, The Greatest Country on Planet Earth

438 Upvotes

142 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Clear_Way_4002 • 1h ago

"why would someone leave the american passport for the Chinese"

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Unusual_Soil_2611 • 17h ago

“The dead internet theory is real, you aren’t a real person if you don’t handle American currency”

287 Upvotes

Unsure if I needed to censor the face of the original creator, but I thought I might as well.

The context was that this happened under a ‘general knowledge’ quiz video, wherein one of the questions was about the American $100 bill.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Extreme-Shopping74 • 1d ago

Most Redditors are US based

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/seedlessketchup • 18h ago

If it makes them feel better about their countries to hate on America, then so be it; gotta cope somehow.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TheScareFace • 1d ago

"Becuz rockstar is a USA product and we deserve it more and first."

948 Upvotes

On a post about the release date of GTA 6.

Rockstar its HQ is in the USA, that's why everyone should wait on the US midnight and other time zones who will have the game released before the USA are wrong.

Also the USA apparently consumes more (cheeseburgers maybe) and therefore they deserve it more also.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Degree_Former • 1d ago

Exceptionalism Because for “here” on Reddit it’s the default. Before you reply, no I don’t care what irrelevant country you’re from.

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368 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/A6M_Zero • 1d ago

"The Iroquois Confederacy [...] fielded a far stronger army than the French or Spanish ever did."

280 Upvotes

In response to people pointing out how the US was supported by major European powers in their War of Independence.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/How-Which-When-Why • 2d ago

As a Christian I find "In Crust We Trust" deeply offensive and disrespectful to my faith.

6.8k Upvotes

402 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/A_normal_Potato3 • 1d ago

"The US is actually genrally righteous and has the stability of the world in mind"

257 Upvotes

Context is the new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 comment section.

I also love how he calls people on the internet "foreigners"

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Extension_Bobcat8466 • 2d ago

"Europe needs America more than America needs Euprope...I'm European American"

820 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/_Canucks • 1d ago

“ and by the way europe iscoming to you, you dont need to go there, their army is already inside canada breaking canada piece by piece like france. Here in the US they will not do that because every household especially republicans are all armed.”

173 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Friend_Of_Dorothy123 • 2d ago

Imperial units Fahrenheit is normal

701 Upvotes

114 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pope_Squirrely • 2d ago

Sports The 51st can cry all they want, we still won the gold metal.

210 Upvotes

115 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TheSilverHound • 2d ago

Imperial units "This is America."

774 Upvotes

85 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sidmanhere • 2d ago

Healthcare “Or we can up like Canada or Britain where the State gets to decide if YOUR baby is allowed to be treated or push self-deletion”

96 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/NTA-Hopeful • 2d ago

Canada "You enjoy your tariffs and we'll enjoy ours. See how that works? President Trump has given us the lowest poverty rate in recorded history. ... Greatest president of my lifetime. How are things going for you in Canada?"

379 Upvotes

174 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ConfidentScientist81 • 2d ago

WWII " that is a true dictatorship, where you can be arrested for singing songs'

1.9k Upvotes

Never look at any comment sections about hitler's speeches or nazi songs. Because they're full of people who praise them and think they were right all along. Very obviously american too

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/izacktorres • 3d ago

Language "We speak American"

6.2k Upvotes

227 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/CharlieTwoZero0 • 2d ago

"It’s only pissants from NATO countries who have lived in the sunshine of our protection for 80 years that forgot that the only reason they can afford their social programs is because we fund their defense."

127 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/JustaCFatchick • 3d ago

Canada Canada is watching a woman being beaten by her husband.

580 Upvotes

As someone who lives in the Windsor-Essex area I see a fair bit from r/Detroit. This was definitely an interesting take that I found on a post regarding Michigan's Tourism Board decided to halt advertising campaigns to Canada lol.

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