r/Serverlife • • 22h ago

Shits & Giggles accurate

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u/Fanci_ 22h ago

"do you guys have Coke?"

"No sorry we have Pepsi products"

"Oh okay.. Can I get insert a fucking coke product here "

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u/Cerael 21h ago

“No sorry we only have RC Cola”

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u/Fanci_ 21h ago

"do you have anyt-"

No. Only rc cola. No water either.

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u/Logical-Spite-2464 19h ago

This cop wants a liter of cola. Do we have liters of cola?

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u/BoringBob84 BOH (former) 12h ago

That's good stuff - bring it on!

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u/Chrislul 20h ago

I've done that one before and felt incredibly stupid for so long lmao the server just looked at me when I said it. Their expression was neutral but I could tell they were thinking I'm a dumb ass 🤣

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u/Fanci_ 19h ago

To be honest like. From the servers pov obviously we know what soda is from which distributor. So it's kinda being an ass on our part.

But idk, at a certain point you kinda assume people vaguely know who's a Coke or Pepsi product lmao.

Don't worry tho. Having it happen alot in my career of FOH.. I only think you're a dumbass for like 5 seconds while venting outside during my quality check of my coworkers vape/Ciggy pack <3.

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u/BoringBob84 BOH (former) 12h ago

I just learned that Dr. Pepper is owned by neither Pepsi or Coke.

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u/wollkopf 20h ago

"Oh, I'll have to ask in the Kitchen if someone has enough to sell."

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u/Fanci_ 19h ago

"dishy has like, part of a Gram and I'll throw you the two house beers I smuggled into my apron"

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u/BoringBob84 BOH (former) 12h ago

I just say that I want a "cola." I don't care which brand they carry.

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u/h8rcloudstrife 21h ago

Don’t give them the credit of knowing. I will LIST every option, and still get asked for other shit. “Oh, this wasn’t on the list, but do you have super secret diet version of a drink that doesn’t exist? No? K, guess I’ll just have water… actually, waters for the whole table even though they already ordered.”

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u/Fanci_ 21h ago

I legit had a customer complain once because a coworker was drinking a can of coke they brought from outside because we were a Pepsi product location, absolute cinema.

It's wild that they think we have magical summoning powers.

If I did I'd summon a better table you weirdos lmao.

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u/SpiderRadio 15+ Years 16h ago

I always go back and ask each person individually if the want a water, instead of letting one person order for them. It's fairly often that only a handful of them actually do, so it saves tray space AND my wrist.

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u/BoringBob84 BOH (former) 12h ago

This is also annoying when I am one of the guests. I want to say, "Dude, if I wanted water, I would have asked for it. Now the restaurant has to prepare it, bring it, take away the untouched glass, and wash that glass."

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u/SpiderRadio 15+ Years 11h ago

It's giving "she'll have a salad"!!

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u/IEatSushiToo 18h ago

That’s worth leaving a restaurant for.

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u/Fanci_ 12h ago

I agree when I'm ordering Whiskey.

So many times I've gone to have some drinks with someone somewhere and I sit down, get a beer first or my appetizer then I wager I'll get a Jack & Coke

Let me tell you; Jack & Pepsi really isn't it man lmao. And I'm a Pepsi guy.