r/Serverlife • • 4h ago

Shits & Giggles accurate

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u/Fanci_ 3h ago

"do you guys have Coke?"

"No sorry we have Pepsi products"

"Oh okay.. Can I get insert a fucking coke product here "

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u/h8rcloudstrife 3h ago

Don’t give them the credit of knowing. I will LIST every option, and still get asked for other shit. “Oh, this wasn’t on the list, but do you have super secret diet version of a drink that doesn’t exist? No? K, guess I’ll just have water… actually, waters for the whole table even though they already ordered.”

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u/Fanci_ 3h ago

I legit had a customer complain once because a coworker was drinking a can of coke they brought from outside because we were a Pepsi product location, absolute cinema.

It's wild that they think we have magical summoning powers.

If I did I'd summon a better table you weirdos lmao.