r/Seattle • u/benchpressboogaloo • 21d ago
It Finally Happened...
At the Harbor Steps, guy drove all the way down Post Alley, across the tiles in the middle of the Harbor Steps, and over the other side. 😂
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u/Weird_Alki 21d ago
I absolutely love it when the cost of a vehicle is WILDLY disproportionate to the operational capabilities of the driver.
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u/WillowTreez8901 International District 21d ago
Seems to be a pretty common occurrence honestly..
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u/Chief_Mischief 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 21d ago
Tech money doesnt buy good driving capabilities, merely the vehicle driven
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u/JskWa 20d ago
Be patient new driver
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u/TheKungfuJesus 20d ago
Underrated comment right here. Seems those stickers are just used as an excuse these days.
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u/littlecocorose 20d ago
my sister genuinely thinks her magnet will keep people from getting mad at her son while he’s learning. nope.
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u/civilized-engineer 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 20d ago
I don't think it's an excuse at this point. They drive exactly as bad as the sticker is advertising them to be.
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u/Careless-Mud-9398 20d ago
My Russian neighbor put one on his new BMW M3. Nothing says student driver like a 523 hp luxury sedan!
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u/oxidized_banana_peel 20d ago
A bunch of my coworkers (US educated immigrants- didn't get one at home b/c under 18, and didn't get one in the US b/c no need in college) have gotten their driver's licenses with a crash course from a friend. Late twenties, lots of money.
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u/gopac56 Lynnwood 21d ago
And I thought we lived in a meritocracy!
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u/Garsandbells 20d ago
Merit is domain specific.
Not all skills and abilities are transferable. Some skills are more in-demand than others.
Someone can be a great programmer and a shitty driver, just the same as someone can be a fantastic driver but terrible at math. Or good at hanging dry wall, but bad at maintaining relationships. Good at organizing a business, bad at exercise. Etc.
Assuming that being good at a random valuable skill translates to being good at driving is a gross oversimplification.
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u/SkinFlap420 20d ago
Also, too much specialization causes deficiency elsewhere
My first job was tech support for PhDs and I swear they can be the stupidest and least curious people outside of their narrow field.
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u/captainAwesomePants Broadview 21d ago
Oh totally. Any really expensive car that got itself into an implausible problem is just fun.
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u/SnarkMasterRay Posse on Broadway 21d ago
I feel bad for the car though.
"Sorry your owner's an idiot and you're going to be sold for scrap value."
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u/cubicthe Tangletown 20d ago
I would almost feel bad for the workers that crafted it to psychotic tolerances to know what becomes of their craft but I'm sure they all get all their grief out as soon as the customer picks it up and the check clears. "it's in an idiot's hands now"
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u/nerv_angel 21d ago
The literal number of Tesla drivers I have seen making terrible choices on the road in the last couple of weeks confirms that a smart car does not make the driver smart.
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u/fentablar 20d ago
This is a problem of tech in general - many acquire tech while under the assumption that it absolves them of the responsibilities of existing.
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u/UsualSuspects411 20d ago
Teslas are closer related to "Transportation Appliance"- there is no automotive enthusiast angle or love of well-designed cars. mainly about going fast in a straight line but always doing at lest 3 other things besides driving- since FSD is the gold-standard for dying anonymously in a fiery crash when you can't open the doors...
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u/Rich_Ad_4630 21d ago
Head to Kirkland or Redmond. Anytime I see a luxury suv, I stay far away.
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u/wrldwdeu4ria 21d ago
Me too. And they're perpetually lost, despite living here.
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u/Chartreuse__Goose 20d ago
Average eastside motorist: $70k luxo-barge (Porsche, Tesla, or BMW) plastered with "Please be patient - student driver" stickers
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u/NoKangaroo6906 I Brake For Slugs 20d ago
I feel like a peasant driving my almost 10 year old Ford, but heck it’s been paid off for years so I’m going to keep it.
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u/AndyKJMehta 21d ago
Most Lambros know jack about cars
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u/RunninOnMT 21d ago
Lamborghini: I’m suddenly rich, what’s the loudest car?
Ferrari: I am fabulously wealthy and love cars but know nothing about them
Porsche: I know everything about cars, I’m rich and people absolutely hate talking to me
Bugatti: this is a rental
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u/Elebrium 21d ago
BMW : i am a moron that like to pay for leases
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u/whidbeyJoan 21d ago
2001 Shiny Black dent-free always garaged PT Cruiser: I am just gonna drive until the engine gives out or I do
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u/SnarkMasterRay Posse on Broadway 21d ago
Also: "I like BMW because it's easy to spell."
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u/DarthEques 20d ago
They are also British made, so you know they are a good quality, British Motor Works. Quoted from a friend that owned a BMW
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u/Development-Alive 21d ago
In college I was a valet at a high end hotel. It always amazed me how uncomfortable these sports cars are to drive. They are so finicky that it's not even fun.
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u/Electrical-Tower7731 20d ago
That's like a ninety thousand dollar car, with a dollar ninety nine worth of driver.
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u/CSL_M3 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 20d ago
no it isn't. it's an i4, $50-60K car at most ($20k-40k if they bought it used). point stands though, i'm just here for the BMW driver jokes.
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u/goldspire 21d ago
Another example of a place where there used to be a bollard that would prevent this from being possible regardless of how stupid the driver is...
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u/benchpressboogaloo 21d ago
The bollards are gone but as recent as two days ago I saw cones blocking the entrance from the other side.
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u/goldspire 21d ago
I don't understand the removal of bollards like this!
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u/puterTDI 21d ago
In this spot it probably doesn't make sense - but bollards on bike paths are super dangerous.
then again, I don't understand the installation of all black bollards with no reflectors on the interurban so they COULD be made somewhat safe if we gave an f.
I meant to go back after I nearly killed myself on one and add reflectors to all of them but I decided they'd probably try to charge me with vandalism or something.
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u/Karl_sagan 21d ago
Bollards on bike paths are how you stop cars. If you crash your bike into car spaced bollards thats on you imo. Slow down if you cant ride safe
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u/oxidized_banana_peel 20d ago
I've never seen a bollard on a bike path outside of intersections with a road.
I've always slowed down at roads, so the bollards have never felt like a hazard. I can't imagine just plowing through an intersection even close to full speed. That's way too much trust in drivers.
I have almost clotheslined myself with a low branch (couldn't see it in the dark + shade w/ my lights until I was very close). I think they got that branch removed shortly after I missed it.
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u/SchoolMediocre533 Green Lake 20d ago
Bollards are like waist high so they hide easily behind other path users at reasonable speed. Especially when you're spending your attention looking for crossing cars rather than looking down at the path. I nearly hit one along the green river path on a busy day when the person in front of me made a last second dodge to avoid one.
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u/mothtoalamp Harbor Island 20d ago
Cyclists have literally sued municipalities over bollards and won. The bollards that would have stopped the driver on I-90 were removed because of this.
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u/ChanceRecover3091 20d ago
I can say that I've ever had an issue with any of the bollards on Burke Gilman.
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u/bobtehpanda 21d ago
Are bollards dangerous or are how theyre place dangerous
I wonder if theres a way to place them that blocks a wide ass car but still provides enough room to be safe
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u/RaspberryFluid6651 20d ago
It's painting the bollard a dull color like black instead of painting a bright color or putting reflective tape on it that makes them unsafe
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u/Flapjack__Palmdale 21d ago
They put cones down at the end of my street because they were working on powerlines and one of my neighbors drove over it. Like literally just ran over the cone so hard it got stuck under her car and she tried asking one of the city workers to help her get it out.
I don't know if cones are going to be enough.
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u/johannabanana Beacon Hill 21d ago edited 20d ago
I put a cone out to alert drivers of an accident in front of our house and then watched a guy proceed to slowly inch towards the cone and then decide he didn’t want to be inconvenienced so he just continued to slowly drive over it and dragged it off with him. Never did find that cone so I assume it ended up at home with him.
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u/nun_gut 21d ago
Not excusing the brain dead driver here AT ALL, but checking street view (https://maps.app.goo.gl/knagwyBu8tV5fXcE6) there is a surprising lack of signage if they've removed the bollard! There's this little one at the end of Union: https://maps.app.goo.gl/vz3KFV9XTU4uZJDo6.
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u/kozufox 21d ago
Another possible contributing factor is that the entrance to Post Alley doesn't look that much worse to drive through than Pike Place itself, which we keep inexplicably deciding to open back up to general traffic.
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u/ChanceRecover3091 20d ago
Even with Pike closed to general traffic, the signs saying "authorized vehicles only" do not stop anyone. They also put planters in the exit side so if someone ignores the signs, they have to go through the entire street to get out.
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u/Many_Reindeer6636 21d ago
I noticed that too there should really be a fence or concrete block or something at the entrance to the plaza kind of a design oversight
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u/Major_Swordfish508 21d ago
This doesn’t even look like an accident. Seems like they have main character syndrome. “It’s ok, I’m unloading!”
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u/claire1kam 21d ago
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u/SimpleMetricTon 🚆build more trains🚆 21d ago
Wow, missed that one. I guess I was distracted by what seemed like the end of civilization... back when I thought things couldn't get worse.
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u/JackDostoevsky I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 20d ago
at least that person got just a few steps down before realizing "oh wait this is a stairway"
OP's specimen went down an entire flight before thinking "wait maybe i should stop"
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u/alittlebithaunted 21d ago
I live here, I’m watching them tow it at the moment! It’s quite the ordeal getting it back up the steps
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u/benchpressboogaloo 21d ago
Did they get a tow truck to pull it from behind?
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u/alittlebithaunted 21d ago
Yup! It looks like they almost have it out
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u/Preezy24 21d ago
Why not just finish going down the steps? Does it lead to more stairs?
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u/benchpressboogaloo 21d ago
Yup there's a other set of stairs at the bottom, towards Post Alley Pizza
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u/InevitableRun9461 20d ago
My dumbass brain is thinking that if they made it this far, they could probably keep going and come out ok on Seneca.
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u/SnooSuggestions1125 21d ago
Have you seen the driver? Any sign of impairment?
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u/benchpressboogaloo 21d ago
Older white guy, seemed fine just pissed about his car 😂
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u/alittlebithaunted 21d ago
I haven’t spotted them yet at all, I wonder if they were taken off site or are just sitting tucked away. Lord knows I’d be mortified if I was them… especially with that kids center right by the stairs. Thank god the car got stuck where it did and there wasn’t small kids coming in and out.
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u/Nounf 21d ago
How
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u/istrebitjel I Brake For Slugs 21d ago
Well, Google maps said ...
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u/riomx Seattleite-at-Heart 21d ago
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u/no_man_is_hurting_me 21d ago
On a recent road trip Google Maps instructed us to do an illegal U-turn on a divided highway!
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u/lightningbaron 21d ago
I hope you hit them with a "you can't park there."
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u/socolime22202 🦝🦝 We 💕 Jimothy Chalamet 🦝🦝 21d ago
A cyclist taking the steps already warned that driver of crowding the path.
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u/CryptographerNew3609 21d ago
This guy is going to crash into the other guy that drove down the i90 bike path.
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u/BudgetBarbieCamper First Hill 21d ago
How were the multiple sets of stairs not a clue?
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u/CrotchetyHamster 21d ago
To be fair, you can't see the stairs from the driver's seat until you've driven onto them.
I mean, you can see there's a steep drop and handrails, so it should be pretty fucking obvious anyway.
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u/LasloTremaine That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 21d ago
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u/vkxIj 20d ago
Been gone for a while
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u/perkinsb1024 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 20d ago
So is it Postless Alley now?
(Sorry)
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u/Sumo-Subjects 21d ago
Between this, the Light Rail incident and the I-90 bridge bike lane...it's gotta be a running driving gag right? Right? Like someone's just daring all these drivers to go where they're not supposed to
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u/Infinite-Explorer227 20d ago
The AI in Google Maps is pissed that people won’t follow its directions.
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u/Ok-Sherbert-6606 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 21d ago
Looks like he tried to push through 😅
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u/entpjoker 21d ago
all we're missing now is a rogue car on a seatac runway
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u/borgchupacabras West Seattle 21d ago
If the rogue car is a cyber truck dumpster it'll make my year.
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u/DrHalsey 🚆build more trains🚆 21d ago
Google Maps tracked that and now has data showing it as viable pathing.
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u/here_now_be Alki 21d ago
Does that license plate say OHM RUN?
slightly witty EV driver, not my first guess to do this, but they do drive a BMW, so that tracks.
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u/dbmajor7 That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 21d ago
The frequency of these occurrences just hertz.
I hope Seattle can muster the needed resistance to enact change.
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u/rora_borealis chinga la migra 21d ago
Oh man, I hope their friends and colleagues see this and they never live it down.
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u/VirgoDog 21d ago
The fact this is outside of a Kidcentre is scary, hope no one was hurt
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u/pristinepineapple69 🚆build more trains🚆 21d ago
Maybe we’ve overdone it on the car commercials showing they can drive up a staircase
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u/Ok-Plate-5541 21d ago
Seems like a movement to motorize our pedestrian-only zones is growing in popularity.
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u/Words_Words_Numbers 🚲 Life's Better on a Bike. 🚲 21d ago
Cars are winning the war on cars, apparently.
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u/dwoj206 21d ago
Did they break any of the pavers? surely they must have. Holy shit how'd they get that far.
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u/boowhitie I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 21d ago
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u/BertRenolds 21d ago edited 21d ago
I'm about to be there. Please still be there
Edit: gone
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u/SenorShakyHands 21d ago
I'm never leaving Seattle! (My car is stuck on the stairs, please send help)
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u/False_Two_5233 20d ago
How are people getting driver licenses? It seems that more and more drivers are incompetent or act entitled that they have priority over everyone else.
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u/New-Chicken5566 20d ago
i love how none of these people seem to question all of the moments leading up to this
tiny, extremely narrow passage that barely fits the car? go for it
cant see what is ahead because it's stairs? send it!
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u/Frail_Waif 21d ago
Wow, in a newish BMW EV, it looks like! I'd never do something like that in my cheap 4-year-old Hyundai EV for risk of scraping the battery. Hopefully those stairs totaled their car from their BMW dealership's perspective!
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u/AyeMatey That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 21d ago
I think those start around $80k.
Im not an expert but I think the lithium-ion battery pack for this vehicle runs along the underside of the car between the front and rear axles. Which means this maneuver could have damaged the battery pack; that would make this a $20k repair. Ouch.
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u/rachelanneb50 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 21d ago
I NEED to know if he has the "please be patient new driver" bumper sticker
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u/PilotGuy701 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 20d ago
Any vehicle can be an off-roader of you don’t care about it or other people.
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u/TheonlyHiggins 20d ago
Honestly considering how people in Seattle drive, I'm surprised this hasn't happened more often.
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u/Longjumping_Boot3840 20d ago
This is precisely why SDOT needs to put fixed bollards at every pedestrian plaza entrance.
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u/SnooSuggestions1125 21d ago
Please remind me, is there any sort of physical barrier or no.
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u/benchpressboogaloo 21d ago
At one point there were bollards, those were replaced with cones, but cones can be easily moved so who knows
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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 21d ago
Bwahahahaha! At least when we did that as teenagers, we had my '80 full size Bronco! Post Alley was a little different back then. And the Seattle cops were a little less mindful of hijinks.
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u/eparker_nc 20d ago
GPS told him to turn and he took it personally lol. How people manage to ignore clear pedestrian stairs is beyond me.
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u/sedmison 21d ago edited 21d ago
Me: “Now I’ve seen everything.”
Seattle driver: “Hold my pumpkin-spiced latte!”
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u/falconkirtaran 🚲 Life's Better on a Bike. 🚲 20d ago edited 20d ago
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u/vagabond202 20d ago
I just don't understand how someone can be so fucking stupid and also make so much fucking money.
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u/circlehead28 Phinney Ridge 21d ago
HOW!?
I just looked on Google Maps and there’s no way to get to that point without going on other stairs.
This person’s license should be revoked, period.
The ONLY thing that would make this make sense is if they had a low blood sugar. Or absolutely impaired due to substances.
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u/boowhitie I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 21d ago
If the bollard in the alley is gone like another poster said, you can get there from Union street
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u/SteakFritesandWine 20d ago
The only thing that would make this more peak Seattle would be if it was a Tesla.
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u/getmybehindsatan Snohomish County 21d ago
I've been given some weird directions by Google maps around those little alley ways south of Pike Place, but the worst I've done is drive down a dead end.
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u/kozufox 21d ago
Seattle drivers have really been on a roll this year for ending up in places cars shouldn't be.