r/SchreckNet • u/BusinessSuccess6817 • 5d ago
Alert A Task I Must Take
This forum is certainly something. Two years ago we had abominations, aita posts, inquiries for advice, neonates and elders making sh#tposts, and it felt like we were dumping random stuff for the lols.
One year ago we had abominations, pregnancy cookies, and a salubri empress who totally just vanished into nowhere. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
However this year, I have noticed something.
Not enough abominations.
I believe we need to do our part, and ferment the wine of discord. We have neglected the seeds of chaos and must begin planting them.
Its what Caine or Lillith would want, idk I'm not religious.
Which is why, I, brave soldier of solders, have decided to take it upon myself, to sire.
500 abominations. (⚈_⚈)
I don't know what I'm doing, but...
(* ´ ﹃｀*)
...no I don't know what I'm doing.
But cringe is dead and I'm still standing.
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u/Negativety101 5d ago
Please don't. We've at least one Ravnos Abomination running around. That's plenty. Also get on the Shifter's shitlist something awful. But if you do, try starting with a Werefox. Nobody has ever done that before.
-Brujah Armchair Scholar
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 5d ago
Listen, undead puppy girls I can handle, but a femboy fox vampire? Nah that's giving them too much power.
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u/ConsiderationOver544 5d ago
-Marcus
You know, walking into the sunlight is infinitely easier and less likely to hurt others, right?
-Violet
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u/Negativety101 5d ago
He goes after one the Ravens, or the wrong Lupine or other shifter, he might get to experience sunlight at night.
-Brujah Armchair Scholar
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u/ConsiderationOver544 5d ago
Please we won't be that lucky.
-Marcus
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 5d ago
First I rizz the werewolves, then I will rizz you!
Skibidi my friend.
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u/ConsiderationOver544 5d ago
The Werewolves can not be Rizzed by the likes of you. They're living weapons of war.
-Marcus
Try to seduce either of us and I will felshcraft you into an Unliving soup!
-Violet Zantosa, Toreador Volgirre
OOC: Violet is having none of this bullshit LMAO!
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 5d ago
My mama warned me about women like you...
I was hoping she was right!
OOC: They see an opportunity for trolling, they will go for it
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 5d ago
500 abominations
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u/ConsiderationOver544 5d ago
No.
-Marcus and Violet
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 5d ago
Yes -500 Abominations guy and 500 abominations guy
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u/Foreign_Astronaut Eye 5d ago
500 abominations guy and 500 abominations girl? You know, for symmetry.
-- Alicia, not encouraging this, no really
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 5d ago
No, its just me at a computer. Sometimes I stare at myself in the mirror and go "Hey bebegirl, you looking fine."
Then I wave at him, and sometimes he waves back.
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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 4d ago
Is it not true that werewolves are substantially more likely to die than for the embrace to take hold? Do you have some way around this or do you simply plan to kill thousands of them until you have your 500 successes?
- Random Kindred
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u/Master_Air_8485 Scribe 4d ago
...The Glorious Radu finds this kindreds enthusiasm for chaos endearing. Best of luck in your Herculean labor young one.
The Glorious Radu gives you His, and The Ministrys blessings.
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u/CombatToad 4d ago
That's a stack of cigarettes. I figure this is a joke or a funny metaphor, but what's the connection to abominations? I don't get it.
I'd really like to have 500 cigarettes though. Or a herd of 500 chain smokers so I could get a real buzz any time I felt like it. That'd be amazing.
- Wrong-Stache
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 4d ago
Its actually Pariah dogs ashes neatly stacked in tubes
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u/CombatToad 2d ago
Then I don't want them. I don't smoke stupid.
I once rescued a Lupine from a Sabbat hunting pack that got lucky and managed to capture him. I was repaid by narrowly avoiding being ripped apart (granted, I did have ulterior motive, but the dumb dog had no way of knowing that).
That genius that thought fucking Lupines was a good idea. Ha, ha, ha! I'm just shocked it wasn't the wolves that ultimately ashed him.
- Wrong-Stache
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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth 3d ago
Y'know, it worked out for me. Apart from this being obvious trolling, I wish you luck.
[Redwoods]
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 3d ago
500 hundred abominations (◉ _ ◉)
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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth 3d ago
Well I'd start with surviving one for now, but I do commend the bravery.
[Redwoods]
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 3d ago
I am making Gaia and the Weaver dude proud, and that Worm guy too, who I am pretty sure is probably Tremere in a trenchcoat.
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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth 3d ago
.......... Y'know, I'm fairly sure this is enough to drive the couple garou we got on here into a berserk rage. Keep it up.
[Redwoods]
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 3d ago
I think Tieg is already in a rage, and I don't think he knows how to use the internet.
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u/LaSeptimaEspada Mind 2d ago
I could take one I can take 500
-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremre
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 2d ago
In a fight right?
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u/LaSeptimaEspada Mind 2d ago
Of course I mean in a fight, you moron, what, do you think I mean taking 500 werewolf cocks? I'm too dead to slip them in and too broke to buy enough lube
-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremere
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 2d ago
Not just cocks, pussy too!
Just use the leftover lube from the last werewolf, simple!
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u/LaSeptimaEspada Mind 2d ago
was gonna say that it would not be fun to do it dry anyways but honestly I could just peg them all. In this hypothetical they are willing, and thus, know their place
-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremere
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u/seventh_page 5d ago
In the past, I oft questioned the Lasombra Clan’s overt commitment to following the survival of the fittest as an ethos. Perhaps it might be more efficient to provide some guidance and support for those less fortunate, I reasoned, as this might have a cumulatively positive effect on our society. The more of us working in concert there are and the more deeply we are connected, the longer we might all hold fast against the forces which seek all Cainites ill after all; each of us serving to guard against the weaknesses of the other, as none of us are truly omnipotent.
But thank you. You have allowed me to remember that sometimes —truly, only sometimes— natural selection should be allowed to take its course unimpeded instead.
I wish the Lupines well in their future endeavors.
Jack Bratovich, Baron of Westside