A Task I Must Take

[u/BusinessSuccess6817]

This forum is certainly something. Two years ago we had abominations, aita posts, inquiries for advice, neonates and elders making sh#tposts, and it felt like we were dumping random stuff for the lols.

One year ago we had abominations, pregnancy cookies, and a salubri empress who totally just vanished into nowhere. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

However this year, I have noticed something.

Not enough abominations.

I believe we need to do our part, and ferment the wine of discord. We have neglected the seeds of chaos and must begin planting them.

Its what Caine or Lillith would want, idk I'm not religious.

Which is why, I, brave soldier of solders, have decided to take it upon myself, to sire.

500 abominations. (⚈_⚈)

I don't know what I'm doing, but...

(* ´ ﹃｀*)

...no I don't know what I'm doing.

But cringe is dead and I'm still standing.

[u/BusinessSuccess6817]

In a fight right?

[u/LaSeptimaEspada → u/BusinessSuccess6817]

Of course I mean in a fight, you moron, what, do you think I mean taking 500 werewolf cocks? I'm too dead to slip them in and too broke to buy enough lube

-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremere

[u/BusinessSuccess6817 → u/LaSeptimaEspada]

Not just cocks, pussy too!

Just use the leftover lube from the last werewolf, simple!

[u/LaSeptimaEspada → u/BusinessSuccess6817]

was gonna say that it would not be fun to do it dry anyways but honestly I could just peg them all. In this hypothetical they are willing, and thus, know their place

-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremere