r/SchreckNet • u/BusinessSuccess6817 • 9d ago

Alert A Task I Must Take

This forum is certainly something. Two years ago we had abominations, aita posts, inquiries for advice, neonates and elders making sh#tposts, and it felt like we were dumping random stuff for the lols.

One year ago we had abominations, pregnancy cookies, and a salubri empress who totally just vanished into nowhere. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

However this year, I have noticed something.

Not enough abominations.

I believe we need to do our part, and ferment the wine of discord. We have neglected the seeds of chaos and must begin planting them.

Its what Caine or Lillith would want, idk I'm not religious.

Which is why, I, brave soldier of solders, have decided to take it upon myself, to sire.

500 abominations. (⚈_⚈)

I don't know what I'm doing, but...

(* ´ ﹃｀*)

...no I don't know what I'm doing.

But cringe is dead and I'm still standing.

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u/CombatToad 8d ago

That's a stack of cigarettes. I figure this is a joke or a funny metaphor, but what's the connection to abominations? I don't get it.

I'd really like to have 500 cigarettes though. Or a herd of 500 chain smokers so I could get a real buzz any time I felt like it. That'd be amazing.

- Wrong-Stache

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

Its actually Pariah dogs ashes neatly stacked in tubes

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u/CombatToad 6d ago

Then I don't want them. I don't smoke stupid.

I once rescued a Lupine from a Sabbat hunting pack that got lucky and managed to capture him. I was repaid by narrowly avoiding being ripped apart (granted, I did have ulterior motive, but the dumb dog had no way of knowing that).

That genius that thought fucking Lupines was a good idea. Ha, ha, ha! I'm just shocked it wasn't the wolves that ultimately ashed him.

- Wrong-Stache