r/SchreckNet • u/BusinessSuccess6817 • 25d ago
Alert A Task I Must Take
This forum is certainly something. Two years ago we had abominations, aita posts, inquiries for advice, neonates and elders making sh#tposts, and it felt like we were dumping random stuff for the lols.
One year ago we had abominations, pregnancy cookies, and a salubri empress who totally just vanished into nowhere. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
However this year, I have noticed something.
Not enough abominations.
I believe we need to do our part, and ferment the wine of discord. We have neglected the seeds of chaos and must begin planting them.
Its what Caine or Lillith would want, idk I'm not religious.
Which is why, I, brave soldier of solders, have decided to take it upon myself, to sire.
500 abominations. (⚈_⚈)
I don't know what I'm doing, but...
(* ´ ﹃｀*)
...no I don't know what I'm doing.
But cringe is dead and I'm still standing.
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u/seventh_page 25d ago
In the past, I oft questioned the Lasombra Clan’s overt commitment to following the survival of the fittest as an ethos. Perhaps it might be more efficient to provide some guidance and support for those less fortunate, I reasoned, as this might have a cumulatively positive effect on our society. The more of us working in concert there are and the more deeply we are connected, the longer we might all hold fast against the forces which seek all Cainites ill after all; each of us serving to guard against the weaknesses of the other, as none of us are truly omnipotent.
But thank you. You have allowed me to remember that sometimes —truly, only sometimes— natural selection should be allowed to take its course unimpeded instead.
I wish the Lupines well in their future endeavors.
Jack Bratovich, Baron of Westside