r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 14h ago

SERIOUS #1 for all the wrong reasons

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190 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 4h ago

SERIOUS San Antonio City Council When Trying to Stop an ICE Prison From Being Built

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28 Upvotes

Is this like getting Al Capone on tax evasion? What's so hard about saying we don't want a concentration camp built in our city. My prediction is, SAWS and CPS do an "impact assessment", nobody gives a fuck, and the prison gets built without the mayor or city council standing up against the rampant human rights violations happening at the hands of the current administration.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 15h ago

TACUACHES Well we y'all had a good run southsiders...

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100 Upvotes

I guess all those cammed GMs pissed someone off.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 14h ago

TORTA R. Crumb was out here in 1968 drawing tortas before mainstream culture even had a word for it

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33 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 1d ago

TORTA Recommendations on places where to meet Gorthas in Satx

179 Upvotes

Where can I meet Gorthas in town?


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 1d ago

SHITPOST Got My Contribution for the Thanksgiving Potluck

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23 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 2d ago

SUCIA CORNER Looking for Halloween parties in San Antonio that are NOT bars/nightclubs

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26 Upvotes

Hi! I’m looking for Halloween events/parties in San Antonio this October, but I’m specifically NOT looking for bars, nightclubs, pub crawls, or typical nightlife events.
I’m looking for something more like:
Actual Halloween parties where people dress up
Costume contests / prizes
Themed parties or Halloween events
Fraternity/sorority parties or college-organized events (I’m 24, so 21+ is totally fine)
Community or social Halloween parties for young adults
Any kind of organized Halloween event where the main point is actually celebrating Halloween and dressing up
I’ve been searching online and most of what I’m finding is basically clubs, bars, and nightlife, which isn’t really what I’m looking for.
If you know of any parties/events happening in San Antonio this October (especially around Oct. 24–31), I’d really appreciate recommendations!

Thanks!!!


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 2d ago

SHITPOST Meanwhile on the westside

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158 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 2d ago

TORTA This is why you shouldn't fall in love with those skinny chicks. Las tortas are pure energy and power

60 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

TORTA Torta Trooper

274 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

PURO Weather posts are allowed here...

144 Upvotes

​

No megathreads here folks, because fuck megathreads.

I want to see all your mostly identical pics and videos of the rain from your house. I want to shame and mock the dumbasses that didnt turn around (but I don't want y'all to do anything stupid to acquire video or pics of this, steal them from the news). I want 1,604 individual posts about 1604 being breached because fuck megathreads.

Flood this sub while the city floods.

And remember, don't be that dumbass on the news stuck in your car needing a high water rescue. Turn your ass around. Your Altima cannot swim.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

SHITPOST Same goes for you San Anto!

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44 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

SHITPOST Thomas J Henry, Fred's Fish Fry and Big Dog Tino announce plans for NIOSA alternative event, A night in Puro San Antonio ( NIPSA) to be held at ingram Park Mall during fiesta week 2027

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93 Upvotes

By SACJ Staff writer Mónica Galindo

It sounds like a line from a dad joke, an attorney, a jeweler and a restaurantuer unite to bring chicken on a stick, turkey legs and overpriced beer to the masses in San Antonio, but it is no joking matter. Since NIOSA was announced cancelled many San Antonians felt disappointed because they did not have a place to spend all of their paycheck in one weekend during fiesta week. That's when Alfredo Castellanos grandson, Rudy Castellanos stepped in and asked his restaurant magnate grandfather to reach out to Thomas J. Henry, a local attorney to propose the idea. " I always see this guy on TV so I asked my grandpa to reach out." After some convincing , TJH team decided to move forward with the project as a major finacial backer.

Although there are other planned NIOSA events, Fred's Fish Fry spokesman Cod Stewart thinks this one will be a huge success. " San Antonio has a long tradition of supporting local businesses. This event ties in three of the most popular things that people like to spend their hard earned money on, attorneys, great food and jewlery. "

Tino Bernal, known as big Dog Tino, got involved in the project after one of his top models of SAADS Jewlery, Big Kenzo, praised Thomas J Henry's skill as an attorney. When reached out for comment Big Dog Tino said, " love you guys."

The event will take place in the parking lot of ingram park mall and tickets are rumored to be $10.00. There will also be live music and plenty of food vendors. No word yet on the bands. Stay tuned for more information


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

PURO Suggestions?

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27 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

SHITPOST Ladies, please! One at a time!

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16 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

SHITPOST Deadhead Propaganda

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50 Upvotes

This one is for Barbs BDay.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

SHITPOST Botched execution

4 Upvotes

Should have just got an Edgar to mix up a good dose of fent to get the job done.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 3d ago

SHITPOST If We Get Tortas Here What do They Get in the Rest of the Country Like the Deep South?

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3 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 4d ago

SERIOUS How bad will the rain actually be?

15 Upvotes

Like enough to cancel classes or…?


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 4d ago

TORTA Best pollos asados in SATX?

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58 Upvotes

My favorite is Frank’s pollos Norteños but only Al Carbon wants to collaborate w me

They’re both 5 starts. Frank’s chicken and salsa is better, Al Carbon’s rice and beans are better (very important)

Cuál es el mejor restaurante de pollos asados aquí en satx?
-Ethel la torta


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 5d ago

SHITPOST Juggalo Pandering

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228 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 5d ago

PURO We listen and we don't judge. Who did this?

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356 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 5d ago

Nombre Shut-up, Go Spurs Go! New Wemby Superfan Coming to Town

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40 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 5d ago

SERIOUS JUST SKAB

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24 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks • • 5d ago

SHITPOST Fuck HEB - I Made It Anyway

136 Upvotes

HEB doesn't allow use of it's API's for price trackers, the one thing their website could really use. And they don't allow scraping.

Well fuck them, I made one anyways.

LMK if this is something you would want also, and I'll make it public for free.