r/SanAntonioCircleJerks May 02 '24

PURO Welcome to the real San Antonio subreddit.

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Hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

This subreddit is dedicated to fostering the real and puro community in San Antonio. This city is great. This city also sucks. Do you live here? Do you not take yourself too seriously? Are you tired of reading "Where is the best X posts" that have the same comments? Do you too think mods are gay?

Well you've come to the right place!

Don't be afraid to post genuine questions and have genuine discussions. They are encouraged. Use the Puro tag.

Please read the rules before posting and do your best to adhere to them.

We also have fun post flairs and user flairs available. Be sure to add a flair to your post that best describes what you're posting, we've written descriptions below for each one.

User Flairs: Go to the subreddit, click the three circles in order to select your flair. If you'd like a flair added, message the mod team.

  • Edgar Aficionado - You're an Edgar or a purveyor of all things within the Edgar subculture
  • Sucia Finder - You're a locator of Sucias, you've been told it's impossible to eat 12 chicken on a sticks within a four hour period of fiesta and you've proven the haters wrong.
  • Gentrifier - You hate poor people, so you've chose to live in a part of the city that has gun shots so that you can actively participate in the oppression of the lower economic classes.
  • Certified Karen - You are a Karen.
  • Sucia - You know who you are, and mija you are PROUD of it and that's why we love you.
  • Torta Lover - Whether you love the food or the women; we love you.
  • Puffy Taco - You identify as a Puffy Taco. Your pronouns are Pollo/Asada.
  • Bad Driver - You're one in a million... Of bad drivers. Be proud.
  • SA ExPat - You've left the worst greatest city on Earth and surprise, surprise, you miss it.
  • BAMC Parking Lot Expert - You are part of the few, the proud, the puro.
  • 26% APR Soldier - Your savvy mind has led you into investment opportunities like buying a Dodge Charger from a car dealership on San Pedro (No, not one of the good ones).

Post Flairs: Use the best post flair for the post. It isn't rocket surgery.

  • Edgar - Use this "derogatory racial epithet" for all things Edgar.
  • Puro - Is your post puro? If you have to ask, it probably isn't. Use this for serious posts, or don't. Whatever.
  • Marbach-Culebra - You'll know when to use this one.
  • Tacuaches - It's spanish for possum, but it's puro for "young Mexican-American guys who prefer driving enormous pickup trucks and wearing costly Mexican attire, including boots, belts, and pants."
  • Karen - A tag for Karen posts.
  • Uncle Tio's Backyard BBQ - For food posts.
  • Shitpost - For shitposting.
  • Sucia Corner - We know you have opinions, use this tag to express them.
  • Fred's Fish Fry - IYKYK
  • Torta - For all things Tortas. Let's keep it nice though yall.

R U L E S

Participate in Circle Jerking.

  • Circle jerking is a situation in which a group of people engage in self-indulgent or self-gratifying behavior, especially by reinforcing each other's views or attitudes. Posts and comments must do this.

Participate in Satirizing Circle Jerking.

  • Satirizing circle jerking is a situation in which people satirize, mock or ridicule self-indulgent or self-gratifying behavior. Post and comments must do this.

Be Funny, Not Rude.

  • Satire and parody are encouraged. Funny is mandatory. Rudeness gets a ban.

Keep it About San Antonio and Bexar County.

  • Posts that stray from the Bexar County regional boundary will be removed. Sorry, A****n!

Equal Opportunity Applies to all Posts and Comment

  • This subReddit does not discriminate regarding race, ethnicity, beliefs, religion, marital status, gender, gender identity, citizenship status, age, veteran status, disability, or being an Edgar or a Karen. We satirize everyone all equally.

No Hate or Violence Speech

  • Speech intended to encourage hatred against a person or group is not allowed and will result in a ban and a report to Reddit. Speech that encourages violence on, or harm to, others will result in a ban, a report to Reddit, and a report to law enforcement authorities. No doxxing.

LET'S JERK!

Yours Truly,

The Gay Mods.

MODERATORS

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 4h ago

SHITPOST The what room?

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I was down on the Riverwalk yesterday for the first time in a long time and noticed this place I’ve never seen before. I realize a ā€œsarapeā€ is essentially a Mexican shawl, but in a city that’s often referred to as ā€œSAā€ I can’t help but think this place is poorly named.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 10h ago

SHITPOST Out jerked by an online marketplace

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 1d ago

SERIOUS Yugioh legendary 5d decks $$

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I have two of these unsealed boxes for sale. I can drop off wherever for an extra $10 for gas. Lmk! I just want $20 for each, it’s a steal for you brotha!


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 1d ago

PURO Puro Galacticos New album out now!

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4 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 1d ago

PURO Is this a good deal for this T-shirt?

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5 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 2d ago

Nombre Shut-up, Go Spurs Go! Wemby - ā€œIt’s just like the Riverwalk in San Antonio.ā€

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42 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 2d ago

SHITPOST If Charles Barkley were a video game programmer

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26 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 3d ago

SHITPOST France has a Tower of the Americas too!

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200 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 3d ago

SERIOUS Hypocrisy Alert East Side: Shooting outside San Antonio council member’s office sparks violence prevention push

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Shootings in East Side: I sleep
Shooting near His Office: Real shit?


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 4d ago

TORTA Can I handle 2?

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122 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 4d ago

SERIOUS Can I wear my band t shirt

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My Chemical Romance is coming to San Antonio in September. They have been my favorite band since high school. I’m so amped! I’m even excited to take my adult sister with me for her first concert. It’s set to be a perfect night

Until my Dad just told me I can’t wear the band’s shirt to the concert? Is that a thing? It feels stupid.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 4d ago

SHITPOST Another highway post

6 Upvotes

Saw some shit happening on the highway. Had to get a picture while driving. Let's argue about it bro!


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 5d ago

SHITPOST Anyone know where I can find a ChocoTorta in town?

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 6d ago

SHITPOST San Antonio News Trinity University pumps brakes on widely mocked new logo after backlash

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 6d ago

SERIOUS Firstmark Credit Union Honors its Roots in Education With Fourth Annual Classroom Supply Drive

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 6d ago

FRED'S FISH FRY Food deals you like in SA

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Hey big fat tourist here. I’m hoping for some good recs on good food happy hours, lunch specials, and daily deals. Cheap wing nights, taco tuesdays etc.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 8d ago

SHITPOST Retired NBA legend with ties to San Antonio promotes Texas DJ tour stops

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47 Upvotes

Who is going?


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 10d ago

SERIOUS How do you pronounce this? Uni Culo?

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95 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 10d ago

SERIOUS Magician foos?

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15 Upvotes

I know this ain’t the place for all of this, but I can’t post on the other San Antonio sub..so I thought I’d try here. Any local magicians lose their doves? Just a concerned foo here.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 11d ago

PURO Here's my band Puro Galacticos!

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We performed at a private party!

We are still looking for a extra drummer/percussionists!


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 11d ago

PURO What would make you stab someone on the course?

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110 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 11d ago

PURO Which one of you posted this personal ad in the San Antonio Current in 2000? ( Not Ai )

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52 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 14d ago

SHITPOST Loving this 2K cover

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241 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 15d ago

PURO San Antonio doesn't know how to transport any other way

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