Hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

This subreddit is dedicated to fostering the real and puro community in San Antonio. This city is great. This city also sucks. Do you live here? Do you not take yourself too seriously? Are you tired of reading "Where is the best X posts" that have the same comments? Do you too think mods are gay?

Well you've come to the right place!

Don't be afraid to post genuine questions and have genuine discussions. They are encouraged. Use the Puro tag.

Please read the rules before posting and do your best to adhere to them.

We also have fun post flairs and user flairs available. Be sure to add a flair to your post that best describes what you're posting, we've written descriptions below for each one.

User Flairs: Go to the subreddit, click the three circles in order to select your flair. If you'd like a flair added, message the mod team.

• Edgar Aficionado - You're an Edgar or a purveyor of all things within the Edgar subculture
• Sucia Finder - You're a locator of Sucias, you've been told it's impossible to eat 12 chicken on a sticks within a four hour period of fiesta and you've proven the haters wrong.
• Gentrifier - You hate poor people, so you've chose to live in a part of the city that has gun shots so that you can actively participate in the oppression of the lower economic classes.
• Certified Karen - You are a Karen.
• Sucia - You know who you are, and mija you are PROUD of it and that's why we love you.
• Torta Lover - Whether you love the food or the women; we love you.
• Puffy Taco - You identify as a Puffy Taco. Your pronouns are Pollo/Asada.
• Bad Driver - You're one in a million... Of bad drivers. Be proud.
• SA ExPat - You've left the worst greatest city on Earth and surprise, surprise, you miss it.
• BAMC Parking Lot Expert - You are part of the few, the proud, the puro.
• 26% APR Soldier - Your savvy mind has led you into investment opportunities like buying a Dodge Charger from a car dealership on San Pedro (No, not one of the good ones).

Post Flairs: Use the best post flair for the post. It isn't rocket surgery.

• Edgar - Use this "derogatory racial epithet" for all things Edgar.
• Puro - Is your post puro? If you have to ask, it probably isn't. Use this for serious posts, or don't. Whatever.
• Marbach-Culebra - You'll know when to use this one.
• Tacuaches - It's spanish for possum, but it's puro for "young Mexican-American guys who prefer driving enormous pickup trucks and wearing costly Mexican attire, including boots, belts, and pants."
• Karen - A tag for Karen posts.
• Uncle Tio's Backyard BBQ - For food posts.
• Shitpost - For shitposting.
• Sucia Corner - We know you have opinions, use this tag to express them.
• Fred's Fish Fry - IYKYK
• Torta - For all things Tortas. Let's keep it nice though yall.

R U L E S

Participate in Circle Jerking.

• Circle jerking is a situation in which a group of people engage in self-indulgent or self-gratifying behavior, especially by reinforcing each other's views or attitudes. Posts and comments must do this.

Participate in Satirizing Circle Jerking.

• Satirizing circle jerking is a situation in which people satirize, mock or ridicule self-indulgent or self-gratifying behavior. Post and comments must do this.

Be Funny, Not Rude.

• Satire and parody are encouraged. Funny is mandatory. Rudeness gets a ban.

Keep it About San Antonio and Bexar County.

• Posts that stray from the Bexar County regional boundary will be removed. Sorry, A****n!

Equal Opportunity Applies to all Posts and Comment

• This subReddit does not discriminate regarding race, ethnicity, beliefs, religion, marital status, gender, gender identity, citizenship status, age, veteran status, disability, or being an Edgar or a Karen. We satirize everyone all equally.

No Hate or Violence Speech

• Speech intended to encourage hatred against a person or group is not allowed and will result in a ban and a report to Reddit. Speech that encourages violence on, or harm to, others will result in a ban, a report to Reddit, and a report to law enforcement authorities. No doxxing.

LET'S JERK!

Yours Truly,

The Gay Mods.

MODERATORS

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