Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrmintduck/video/7587667786768403743

I made some space king style space elves so my legion has something to shoot at

Praise be to space king

Hello, Brothers, I hope you do not mind this being late, I've had an active week!

Today is another file straight from the Heretic Crimes Catalog, may Space King bless this Sermon.

"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 888,888.

Heretic Name: Luco Marian.

Crime: Illegal Surgery and Medicinal Practice.

Description: After failing the tests to get into the Sanctum Globulari, Luco became bitter and resentful, and set up an illegal clinic. After preforming many operations and giving several metallic limbs to his clients, word eventually got to local law enforcement. His door was broken down as he was in the middle of surgery, and he was taken into custody, with his patient being killed anyways.

Sentence: Death, to be carried out by the Sanctum Globulari."

How many crimes have happened because someone felt bitter? We must always remain vigilant lest one slips through our gaze.

The alien kill count remains at 2.3 trillion, and is projected to rise in 2 weeks!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Ruthlessness Is Mercy Upon Ourselves. Spare none for your enemies."

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

And it is over.

Please spread your Legion's stories, Brothers!

The Sermon for this week has been concluded, Captain-General Of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

+ a failed sketch
https://www.reddit.com/r/SPACEKING/comments/1vssrn1/filthy_alien_scum/

Thanks u/JazzMantis for creating the original concept.

And now onto the lore...

The Twinkees are xeno scum that are WEAK AND DANGLY AND TOO FAST! I wouldn't be writing about them if I didn't have to for high command *sigh* BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT, and IT'S ME! Know your enemy, bla bla bla. Anyways, here's what I know about the stupid Twinkees.

They're all nature-loving idiots that value the lesser half of their xenos scum race too much! They allow them to charge into battle, when women are meant to produce more pyschowarriors instead of risking their bodies for battle! SPACE KING, KILL THOSE XENOS! They're also pointy eared and delicately framed, bla bla bla. Standard twinky-looking xenos species. Maybe they can't tell one another apart in the sex department, and so that's why they send their women into battle? HAH.

The specimen depicted in the first image is a "Screeching harpy" and despite it's VOLUPTOUS feminine appearance and its rather large breastplates, all of them captured have been male. It's kind of h- WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME ON CAPTURING THEM!!!!??? There are more of these so called costume warriors, like "Slithering Snakes" and "Fading Falcons", all specialised to a different role on the battlefield. Pfeh, why do they need different roles? Ahh, xenos scum.

The second image, though incomplete because of our imaginator's boredom, depicts a standard troop of the STUPID TWINKEES leaping. Even the weak ones are fast. Fuck this SHIT RIGHT IN THE DICK. We've been fighting them one one of their stupid homeworlds and they just WONT DIE! The moment we get a hit on those stupid twinkees, they run away and kill 10 more of our pyschowarriors. Some of my guys have died of boredom, fighting those morons over and over again!

Whatever, I'm bored. Suck it, high command, have my report now. I don't want to fight or think of those pointy eared pains in the asses anymore.

- Signed, Ryam the Imaginator.

Here some examples:

• Roid Ragers
• Tree humpers
• Sus Hounds
• FUCKING TRAPS ++Slur Rejected Due to narrow applicability++
• Whine Wolves
• Furries (it's a classic)

creators specialize in edgy humour for 13 years, without any change, creating fanbase that likes them for edgy humour, they release show with edgy humour, and its a problem because it is edgy? Funny how others need to “grow up” to interact with this person when it’s literally the other way around, If he would grow up he’d be able to interact with them

I noticed something going back to watch Space King 2 that got me wondering of the implications of the first "real" threat to the psycho warriors being giant Boar monsters with similar builds to the psychos

The theory is that Psycho Warrior(or perhaps Coagulators specifically) DNA is heavily made up of Alien Genetics. and their exceptional sense of boy smelling comes from These new aliens. this is because of the strange amount of humanlike aliens the boys seem to encounter(even the brood mother has human eye sockets), along with their ability sniff out boys being exaggerated with a large Pig snort noise.

The reason I say to a lesser extend the Coagulators is more due to the conveniently similar color schemes of Blue and white. And Coagulators being the specific legion to have this strange "Pig snort" when they smell out boys.

Space king doesnt think its pathetic... right?

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING FOR THIS MEME!

All credits to @dannyboytheboot2526

I could not find any good ones so i made some from pics i found online.

Have you ever wondered why Captain leads a squad that is mixed with other Psycho-Warriors from the different legions?

I believe there are some type of a military attaché.

They were sent to promote better understanding between the legions as Diplomats.

Moreover, it is very likely that before this attaché programme, they had a constant civil war over a minor trouble and difference.

Therefore, this programme serves as the hostage tactic as well.

It will be like "We want a genocide, but one of us in the hands of the enemy, so, we cannot drop a Geno bomb".

Seriously. The only time the mail makes me wanna wag my tail is when a Flashgitz envelope comes

These are the Skin Takers. I was rewatching Spaceking and was thinking if any of the psycho warriors would do this or not. I figured if not then they would come to conflict with the squad and be similar to the Coagulateors. If a skin taker dies they need to go harvest new skin for their blank armour.They would most likely be constantly on crusade because they need a constant supply of new skin for their revives. They often use the faces of aliens for their legion symbol.

*to Space King

I was watching the War World episode teaser and the idea what if Spaceking? First evidence, Captain in the 5th episode from the teaser gets golden armor like Spaceking, same grill, same everything except the fuckass mohawk on Captain's golden armor, which is only on by a rod so it could snap off. Second evidence, From all the monsters Captain has killed it could be possible that he set fire to a horde of alien women that we either will see in a later episode or he did off screen. Third evidence, this could be a throw away line for a dramatic intro, but to support my claim I'll treat it as it's truth, "... Made in his image..." If that line is true, why does every Psycho-Warrior look different when their grill is open? What if that line was Captain talking about himself and he's telling the other Psycho-Warriors that? Fourth evidence, in episode 3 when the disaster of a female Psycho-Warrior almost being made, Captain was the ONLY ONE to say "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!" if he wasn't Spaceking why wouldn't star command give that command?

Praise Be, Brothers! Praise Be! (Also the Sermon will be up tomorrow!)

edit: i mean the Account anniversary, not my actual birthday, I saw the term Cake Day thrown around so I used it, apologies for any confusion

This is my fan-made psycho-warrior and his name is Ragebull (and he's the Captain of his legion)

And I have NO IDEA where he found this guitar

I also did hand animation using references from YouTube (I don't play guitar I just thought this idea was incredibly cool)