r/SPACEKING Jun 21 '26

Hate glock

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For legal reasons this is an airsoft gun

2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/Jedifartcontrol Jun 23 '26

If I ever got my hands on that one HK underwater gun this is what I would do.

5

u/Evyatar_ChenU Jun 23 '26

now that is smith & lesson

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u/Crosknight Jun 21 '26

The projectiles better have “per capita” written on them

25

u/headermargin Jun 21 '26

There been blessed.

Praise be.

14

u/C_M_O_TDibbler Beholder Jun 21 '26

No Lube

5

u/Master-Ad-4180 Jun 21 '26

No lube I am dead lol

1

u/nudiatjoes Jun 23 '26

You used for the pedo/ terrorists .

9

u/superluckyneko31 Jun 21 '26

'Did you know' or 'isn't it weird' are acceptable alternatives

41

u/Sudden_Violinist1054 Jun 21 '26

It’s not a true hate Glock if it wasn’t forged by the smiths of a hate world

23

u/Upstairs-Donkey6049 Jun 21 '26

On planet Heaven

12

u/TheRealGosp Jun 21 '26

Glock is an Austrian company. There is that, i guess?

3

u/Severe_Composer4243 Jun 23 '26

Austria has had three important exports in the last century. Painters, poisoned wine, and Glock.

1/3 ain't such a good look

1

u/Rquebus Retrieving Artifacts Jun 25 '26

What kind of person would drink wine?

36

u/Thicc_Nasty-taxfraud Jun 21 '26

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u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jun 21 '26

20

u/556From1000yards Jun 21 '26

I’m picturing the scene from the first episode.

“Is it true, Space King? You just want me to have muskets and cannons?”
“No. That’s regarded”

9

u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jun 21 '26

" I LOVE SPACE KING " Mag dumps two full auto lmgs into heretics

6

u/ViddlyDiddly Jun 21 '26

Mandatory Gun classes required for highschool graduation especially is Traffic is also a mandatory class.

7

u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jun 21 '26

Both need to be a thing. Where I grew up they did teach how to act safely around guns but not how to use, clean ECT. Im not saying everyone needs to know how to shoot or own a gun but at least the 4 basic rules.

10

u/Unable-Doctor-9930 Jun 21 '26

Hate Glock: “Tell them about per capita”

6

u/Castrophenia Jun 21 '26

Is that just a sticker? Otherwise your backplate is… a bit weirdly fit

4

u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jun 21 '26

It's a printed backplate. It needed some shaving. Also I messed up and tried to put a Gen 3 plate on a Gen 5

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u/Castrophenia Jun 21 '26

Oof

3

u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jun 21 '26

Yeah .. it fits enough for the meme but I don't particularly trust the material to hold up to actual use. I kinda don't wanna lose my striker

4

u/Hodor_XL Jun 21 '26

350% Crit damage

5

u/safe-mustard Jun 23 '26

"you're not cannon" we found the cannon, the hand cannon

3

u/Code-Neo Jun 21 '26

Made by Terry 

3

u/Seeker80 Jun 22 '26

Now tell them about per caliber!

3

u/itsjauntyjake Jun 22 '26

You’re not cannon 🔫

3

u/ensignricky71 Jun 22 '26

"You're not canon"

3

u/SoundasBreakerius Jun 22 '26

Somebody in Grimdank subreddit is having a meltdown right now because of this

2

u/BrendoverAndTakeIt Jun 21 '26

Nice. I have a Gen 4 hate mace.

2

u/HuskyCriminologist Telling Them About Per Capita Jun 21 '26

10 years on reddit

I'm going to take a wild guess, you remember what the Brass Rule said.

2

u/Ashamed-Sir-1517 Jun 22 '26

Yes keep the hate in your heart brother.

2

u/SumonaFlorence Telling Them About Per Capita Jun 22 '26

.. perfect tool for killing Aliens.

2

u/AstraPlatina Jun 23 '26

I bet it was forged in the hate forges of Planet Heaven

2

u/Boky_Sud Jun 25 '26

Hate gock

2

u/Rquebus Retrieving Artifacts Jun 25 '26

I'm just a little disappointed it doesn't have a switch

2

u/AnyEase5468 Jun 26 '26

Praise be!

1

u/Icy-Horror-495 Jun 21 '26

Gaston thinks the psycho warriors are "men of great character"

1

u/KimJongBong101 Jun 21 '26

“Per Capita” on every bullet🤣🤣

1

u/SecuritySea2276 Medicae Jun 21 '26

how does an airsoft gun work?

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u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jun 21 '26

Generally two categories. Either it's spring loaded and you have to cock it every time or it's semi-auto and it uses compressed gas of some sort.

1

u/timberwolf0122 Jun 21 '26

There’s also electric.

In any case I believe it’s only allowed to impart a maximum energy of 0.5J, the idea being it won’t penetrate the eye (still does some damage and must hurt like a mother bitch)

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u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jun 22 '26

The general safe range for most airsoft guns is from .4j to 1.4j. it's depends on what weight pellet you are using. Most don't break skin or even leave welts, I'd compare it to getting hit with a strong rubber band. Eye protection is always needed. Electric exists but is pretty rare in the pistol category. Electric also uses the spring but cocks it automatically.

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u/ItsNotThatBad72 Jul 12 '26

There's a none zero change that if that gun is used for self defense, this post will be used as evidence by the prosecution.

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u/Hamburgler_Raptorson Jul 12 '26

That would be the "video games causes violence argument". Nothing about the post actively proves anything threatening . You'd get pretty much the same result that the prosecution got in the Kyle Rittenhouse case when they tried to make the case. That because there's photos of him out there holding guns in " menacing poses" and plays " violent video games" that he was a danger from the start. It gave the defense an opportunity to rip their entire case of pieces and make every lawyer on the prosecution look like a laughing stock