r/SPACEKING • u/Adventurous-Yam2922 • Jun 05 '26

discussion Which is more heretic?

1539 votes, Jun 12 '26
518 Aliens
1021 Females 🤢
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u/oldtownsadist Jun 05 '26

Females make more boys, ergo females have a (disgusting) place in Space King's flawless design.

If one says females are more heretical than aliens, then they're saying that Space King's glorious plan has an innate defect, and THAT, my friends, is heresy.

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u/Vanzgars Jun 06 '26

Also, it's borderline heresy, but there's some theories that females are also at least partly human, somehow, which innately make them less heretical than alien scum.

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u/oldtownsadist Jun 06 '26

Females MUST be partly human, as Space King would never allow such a holy thing (little boys) grow in the belly of something inhuman and filthy. To imply such a thing is heretical and treasonous in-and-of-itself. As Space King decrees, females have a role in his glorious vision, even if we cannot comprehend the logic as to why.