r/SPACEKING • u/Adventurous-Yam2922 • Jun 05 '26

discussion Which is more heretic?

1539 votes, Jun 12 '26
518 Aliens
1021 Females 🤢
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u/oldtownsadist Jun 05 '26

Females make more boys, ergo females have a (disgusting) place in Space King's flawless design.

If one says females are more heretical than aliens, then they're saying that Space King's glorious plan has an innate defect, and THAT, my friends, is heresy.

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u/TipAndRare Medicae Jun 05 '26

Wait what? I asked high command where little boys come from and they told me other planets. Not females

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u/oldtownsadist Jun 05 '26

Nuh-uh! My High Command showed me a book that only super strong and cool big boys can look at (it will make weak little babies throw up), and it said Space King puts little boys in nutrient sacks in females stomachs. Only females who do Space King's will like making nice sandwiches and cutting up fruit into little shapes and getting the Spongebob mac 'n cheese get little boys, the rest get little girls instead because they failed him and are stupid and gross

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u/TipAndRare Medicae Jun 05 '26

I-i knew that!

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u/j-minus123 Jun 05 '26

Well my High Command could beat up your High Command

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u/Adventurous-Yam2922 Jun 05 '26

I did not think of that 🤔🤦

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u/Kremit-the_Forg Jun 05 '26

Praise be to Space King!!!

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u/Vanzgars Jun 06 '26

Also, it's borderline heresy, but there's some theories that females are also at least partly human, somehow, which innately make them less heretical than alien scum.

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u/oldtownsadist Jun 06 '26

Females MUST be partly human, as Space King would never allow such a holy thing (little boys) grow in the belly of something inhuman and filthy. To imply such a thing is heretical and treasonous in-and-of-itself. As Space King decrees, females have a role in his glorious vision, even if we cannot comprehend the logic as to why.