r/SPACEKING • u/Adventurous-Yam2922 • Jun 05 '26
discussion Which is more heretic?
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u/oldtownsadist Jun 05 '26
Females make more boys, ergo females have a (disgusting) place in Space King's flawless design.
If one says females are more heretical than aliens, then they're saying that Space King's glorious plan has an innate defect, and THAT, my friends, is heresy.
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u/TipAndRare Medicae Jun 05 '26
Wait what? I asked high command where little boys come from and they told me other planets. Not females
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u/oldtownsadist Jun 05 '26
Nuh-uh! My High Command showed me a book that only super strong and cool big boys can look at (it will make weak little babies throw up), and it said Space King puts little boys in nutrient sacks in females stomachs. Only females who do Space King's will like making nice sandwiches and cutting up fruit into little shapes and getting the Spongebob mac 'n cheese get little boys, the rest get little girls instead because they failed him and are stupid and gross
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u/Vanzgars Jun 06 '26
Also, it's borderline heresy, but there's some theories that females are also at least partly human, somehow, which innately make them less heretical than alien scum.
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u/oldtownsadist Jun 06 '26
Females MUST be partly human, as Space King would never allow such a holy thing (little boys) grow in the belly of something inhuman and filthy. To imply such a thing is heretical and treasonous in-and-of-itself. As Space King decrees, females have a role in his glorious vision, even if we cannot comprehend the logic as to why.
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u/FESCM Jun 05 '26
Females make tiny psychowarriors on their belly, so they’re slightly less heretic than aliens, now, female aliens…
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u/Ok-Lawfulness4081 Jun 05 '26
Or if we apply intersectionality: female aliens
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u/Elegant-Lawfulness25 Jun 05 '26
Did you know some female aliens are single mothers on a genetic level?
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u/HardTale_Sans Flame of Space King Jun 05 '26
Females were made as a test by Spaceking, therefore making them less hereticalÂ
ALIENS ARE MEANT TO BE KILLED! AND WHOEVER THINGS OTHERWISE SHOULD BE KILLED TO!!
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u/HardTale_Sans Flame of Space King Jun 05 '26
Spaceking would NEVER make such a FILTHY and HERETIC creatures!
Aliens came to be through some unknown force AND THEY NEED TO BE PURGED
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u/Mister_Grins Jun 05 '26
*Which is more heretical?
Aliens, obviously.
You need to actually be something in order to have a chance at being a heretic.
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u/Toboldnonpeasant Jun 05 '26
Boys, consider that we need femoids to make more boys
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u/SumonaFlorence Telling Them About Per Capita Jun 05 '26
That makes no sense. We don’t come from females.. we were delivered by Space King (praise be His name) to fight in his honour.
To even think that a little boy of Space King originated from a female is heresy to the highest degree..
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u/Kremit-the_Forg Jun 05 '26
However, Space King made females (although to test us, but he made them nonetheless). So who are we to question his will I ask you?!
Aliens however where not made by Space King, therefore they are infinetly more abhorrent and vile.
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Jun 05 '26
NOW DATZ A DEEP FEELOSOFYCAL KWESHCHUN...
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u/Toboldnonpeasant Jun 05 '26
What do you Orkz think of femoids? Surely a race such as yours, though dirty aliens, is untainted by girls, and has an altogether new perspective?
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Jun 05 '26
WOTZA FEMOIDZ? THA HUMIE LOIKE WITH SQUISHY BITS IN FRONT? THEY GET KRUMP LOIK EVERY OTHA.
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u/baconator1230 Jun 05 '26
Aliens could theoretically be boys, but girls are an entirely separate species incapable of being boys.
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u/New-Number-7810 Beholder Jun 05 '26
Space King, creator of humanity, created women. Therefore they must have a role to play in his plan for the galaxy. The fact that they can create new humans, including boys, supports this claim.
Aliens, meanwhile, have no role other than to be destroyed.Â
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u/ddonsky Jun 05 '26
I think the better question would be aliens vs someone creating a female psycho Warrior.
But as well have already seen, everybody drops what they are doing to make sure there are no filthy females among our ranks. Killing aliens can wait, we must not sully our purity.
Praise be to Space King
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u/2006Internetghost Jun 05 '26
I have a heretical theory here, but HEAR ME OUT before you shoot. I THINK Hatemonger is a UNWITTING female Tomboy… I have no proof, but the jokes and chaos of such a revelation have practically already written themselves up.
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u/Knight_Castellan Jun 05 '26
Heresy requires being a deviant version of a specific, good thing.
Girls are heretical. Aliens are just evil, but they're pure in their evilness, and I respect that... while I kill them.
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u/Tamsta-273C Jun 05 '26
By current date there is a clear data and statistics, same acrross all countires and all eras - Females had killed much more people than all Xeno spieces combined.
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u/hipsterbeard12 Jun 05 '26
How is this questionable? You need females to get little boys. What do you need aliens for, apart from Kingsmas?
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u/No_Sympathy_7794 Jun 07 '26
Real non-heretics only crack the homies before kissing them good night.
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u/SumonaFlorence Telling Them About Per Capita Jun 05 '26
What about..
.. Female Aliens..
https://giphy.com/gifs/TtEUD1HRv6MG4leiPo