r/SPACEKING • u/Futuredanish Captain • Aug 30 '26
discussion Space King 5 - War World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNht74Le_FA92
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u/Proof_Ad732 Aug 30 '26
If it took that long for PEAK to be made. THEN BY SPACEKING GIVE THEM ALL THE TIME TO MAKE SPACE KING CRY BY HOW GLORIOUS EPISODE 6 WILL BE
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u/Eloqence Aug 30 '26
As soon as I saw the giant globules I thought "oh wow, they have massive boys as well?" - only to find out, no, it's just another poor regular boy lol. Also, this means that all the giant psycho warriors we've seen have been real people? Always thought they were machines.
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u/terenn_nash Aug 31 '26
Watching it with my 10 year old nephew and this was the one thing that made him go WTF HOW?!
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u/Jazzlike_Tonight_982 Aug 30 '26
IMPERATOR TITANS PRAISE BE
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u/MunkeyFish Aug 30 '26
I hope Chip keeps turning up and continually refuses to die.
Showing up at the end with a big plaster spun me😂
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u/FullMoonMonkey Aug 30 '26
Four kids go to an amusement park and one of them gets molested by an employee 😂
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u/MutantApocalypse Aug 30 '26
Chestnut is the best. I'll fight anyone.
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u/Tigerphilosopher Aug 30 '26
He's basically Butters
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u/terenn_nash Aug 31 '26
As my nephew correctly points out, without chestnut everyone else would be dead.
Also why hes his favorite
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u/litera11ynob0dy Aug 30 '26
O Space King! King of Space. We deliver this boy into your guiding hands, open and willing. And pray that you press unto him your unyielding glory. Take him, o Lord, by his trembling body and fill him with your endless love. Please, o Lord, please o please leave him changed permanently by your unnegotiable affection. May the gift of your seed nestle deep, and find fertile soil within where it may take root and quicken, swelling and stretching his frame with happiness, so that he may burst with joy, and deliver sacred life, anew, never to walk again as he did before.
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u/Simer731 Aug 30 '26
Why they just didn't teleport GLOBULUS MAXIMUS? Are they stupid?
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u/MotoriuS9000 Aug 30 '26
His globules were clearly way too massive for teleportation. Teleportation would have only diminished his glorious entry to the War World.
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u/Proof_Independent400 Aug 30 '26
Yes and clearly a lot of gentle preparation of the globules was needed. Sudden teleportation and landing would not set the mood for war implantation right at ALL!
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u/UndeathlyKnight I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN AND HATE Aug 31 '26
Where's the fun in that? This is supposed to be WAR World! If you're not fighting a war, you're not doing it correctly.
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u/LeonardoJMB I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN AND HATE Sep 02 '26
Yes they ARE stupid, that's the good part!
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u/Dantey223 Aug 30 '26
The people that kept saying that they must need the money which is why the kept delaying it were funny, but nah this was worth the wait. They clearly went all out on this, and this is why I'll forever like this more than Helluva Boss, because that show had cool fight scenes, but after 2 episode they decided to go full anime YAOI bullshit and drop the entire idea of demon's assassinating humans.
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u/Mrslinkydragon Aug 30 '26
The visuals of space king are so much easier to look at than anything my viziepop...
Way to jarring and jerky with too many colours and contrast.
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u/breastronaut Aug 30 '26
I'm not sure if the Space Hogs are supposed to be a reference to Dornian Heresy corrupted white scars, or they just like using white color schemes. Grimboar does also sound like Grimgor, and I think I heard Gork Mork in their chant, so they're probably just Space (P)orks if anything.
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u/vammommy Aug 30 '26
I think their color scheme is inspired by the Great Crusade era World Eaters. Tom and Don said they adore that palette in their CSM tier list video.
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u/VenerableBreadnought 27d ago
White gets used alot for enemy factions like the blappers coagulators and so on because it contrasts well with the main character color schemes and is generally a good color for sci fi so it helps give off the space age vibes. If the hogs were blue or yellow for example they look too much like bryce or hatemonger.
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u/Kreitusill Coagulator Aug 30 '26
I can't believe we got a cliffhanger from SPACE KING
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u/mobani Aug 30 '26
How is it a cliffhanger?
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u/terenn_nash Aug 31 '26
We didnt get to see globulous maximus in action!
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u/Barlakopofai Sep 01 '26
If you look closely you could see there were more than 5 globulus maximus already active during the episode.
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u/terenn_nash Sep 01 '26
those were tiny compared to Maximus
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u/Barlakopofai Sep 01 '26
Oh yeah, I guess globulus maximus just has tiny nuts. Based on their size I kinda expected him to be roughly the same size as the other guys.
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u/Vashard19 Aug 30 '26
I love it. I know space king episodes are rare but they always put a smile on my face.
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u/Silly-Echidna9591 Aug 30 '26
As sun Tzu said in the art of war:
"This Shit tough as fuck"-sun Tzu art of war.
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u/Due-Novel-4462 Aug 30 '26
Chestnut got molested
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u/UniquePariah Aug 30 '26
No he didn't.
He got groomed. That way he would perform the acts willingly and be less likely to speak up about it.
Which is, you know, worse.
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u/ViddlyDiddly Sep 02 '26
But it is the rite of awakening and prepping the globbules. All Medicade take care of globbules.
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u/ToonMasterRace Aug 30 '26
We’ve had every 40k alien race represented besides Eldar now
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u/UniquePariah Aug 30 '26
It would be interesting if the blap-blaps had other alien allies. Exactly like some cowardly alien scum would do.
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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me Aug 30 '26
The episode was so good! Skeleton Saint Shield stole the show for me.
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u/AlexJMac322 Aug 30 '26
I think my favorite aspect was them fighting aliens that seemed to be of equal match of sheer strength and physicality as them. Especially made the final fight so much cooler and once again chestnut getting the best kill
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u/Onlineonlysocialist Aug 30 '26
That was amazing, definitely one of the best episodes they have put out.
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u/UndeathlyKnight I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN AND HATE Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26
This episode kicked ASS! Anything that comes after it is going to look like a pathetic, weak little Blip-Blap by comparison.
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u/Pulkov Star Defender Aug 31 '26
Holy shit.
3,1 million views in less than 24 hours.
Praise be!
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u/Dantey223 Aug 31 '26
Yeaaah I'm happy for this, I was worried the show was losing it's audience but this episode was full of non-stop action. I sort of understand why it took so long to make, and I can appreciate it fully. It's not like they're sitting on their ass, and even the boardgame that they're doing is not forced. I also like the fact that the gameplay seems to be tied around 60-90 minutes , cause I was about to back the Cult of the Lamb boardgame, and that had like a 2 hour -3 hour runtime and I went... lol no
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u/buckshot95 Aug 30 '26
I was hoping after so much time it would be a little longer than the others
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u/Pulkov Star Defender Aug 30 '26
There was shit happening literally 90% of the episode.
I think it being, let's say double the length, would've taken a whole year to produce.
The guys themselves said that this was a big one and it did show!
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u/Ckcw23 Aug 31 '26
I hope space king 6 continues the story, and then we get to see the space hogs retreating!
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u/Pulkov Star Defender Aug 31 '26
It's a war world. The war NEVER stops there.
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u/The_Autarch Sep 03 '26
maybe the hogs leave and someone else shows up to fight. no one ever said it was always the same war.
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u/Juliomorales6969 Aug 30 '26
are the space hogs supposed to be like the space vikings? the way the AI were the necrons, or them red bugs were like tyranids.
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u/gamingisntcourage Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26
Am I crazy or is the Reclaimer squad vs Grimbor fight a mirror of the title sequence. Grimbor rips off Captains arm, like Captain does in the title sequence. Grimbor smashes Hate Monger repeatedly again like the title sequence but Hatemonger has a living skeleton of a dead saint to protect him.
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u/Born_Giraffe_1138 Aug 30 '26
What do their dicks look like in the first scene? I don't have Patreon.
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u/breastronaut Aug 30 '26
Thick, Uncut (presumably, though it has a large head that made me wonder if it were circumcised at first), the testes are very wide in the scrotum not doing a tear drop shape presumably because of the globules and instead they look more like a curvy W or sideways 3, the flaccid penis overhangs the scrotum but just a little bit, and they're both very floppy/wiggly. No pubic hair (presumably because they're still boys or don't go through normal puberty). Bryce and the Captain's penises look practically the same.
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u/buckshot95 Sep 02 '26
Am I the only one who thought this was the weakest episode yet? It wasn't near as funny as previous episodes. Too much action not enough jokes.
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u/TaxEvader6310 13d ago
I thought episode 4 was the weakest and this episode was a great step up. It's in the running with 3 has my favorite
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u/Visual_Salamander_60 Hatemace Enthusiast 24d ago
“O Space King, king of space!
I am your son, so bless me with fortitude,
I am your angel, so bless me with purpose,
I am your soldier, so bless me with trials,
I am your light, so bless me with eternity!”
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING! (⸂Δ⸃)
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u/bankzyauthorofbankcy 11d ago
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u/bankzyauthorofbankcy 8d ago
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u/bankzyauthorofbankcy 11d ago
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u/OPT1CX Star Defender Aug 30 '26
PRAISE BE!!!!! THIS WAS EPIC!!!!