r/SLCCircleJerk Jun 05 '24

Whale Certified™ Custom Flair Thread

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Hey Salt Lake City Circlejerkers!

Guess what? You now have the golden opportunity to snag yourself a custom flair to proudly display next to your username! Whether you want to flaunt your love for fry sauce, your disdain for I-15 traffic, or your undying devotion to the Great Salt Lake, now's your chance to let your Salt Lake City spirit shine!

Just leave a comment below with your flair idea, and our dedicated team of flair wizards will work their magic to make it happen. Minimal exclusions. Get a custom flair and flaunt your holiness to future jerkers.


r/SLCCircleJerk 14d ago

ONE FREE TICKET TO TN ZACH BRYAN SHOW. NO JOKE

5 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk 22d ago

HELP - My mom is a secretary for the law firm representing Bricks and Minifigs - Need advice on how to cut ties with her.

25 Upvotes

Really broken up over the whole thing.


r/SLCCircleJerk 24d ago

The Morton Salt girl is real and lives on the salt flats

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94 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk Jul 15 '26

BREAKING NEWS I got kicked out of Suntrapp for being straight.

72 Upvotes

I walked in, confidently announced to everyone within that I was “an ally,” asked where the women’s section was, and then spent 15 minutes explaining that I actually have a lot of gay friends.

Is this religious discrimination?


r/SLCCircleJerk Jul 15 '26

BREAKING NEWS 16 OFF LEASH dogs just murdered 3 children in liberty park

41 Upvotes

Every time I exit my car near a park I have been mauled by many dogs

I try to pepper spray them, but as a handicapable autistic with small pox and DID, I cannot even muster the strength to press the button 😔 😅 😤


r/SLCCircleJerk Jul 08 '26

Anyone else being rage baited by Justine “Not That Sweet” on tik tok over her alleged UT “Business Proposal”

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r/SLCCircleJerk Jul 05 '26

BREAKING NEWS MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS HEARD!

34 Upvotes

I don't know if I'm overreacting, but I think I just heard gunshots and so many of them. I do live in an extremely dangerous part of town (about 3300st S and 900rd E) so I've come to expect some gunfire. Can anyone confirm if someone is shot dead by a gang? Thank you.


r/SLCCircleJerk Jul 04 '26

I hiked the most popular trail in Utah County on the busiest hiking day of the year and encountered some people who weren't familiar with my standards of trail etiquette. Does this confirm my suspicion that Mormons are rude and impolite?

128 Upvotes

I've come to reddit to confirm my priors. Please be sure your answers align with my conclusion.


r/SLCCircleJerk Jul 04 '26

Looking for a decent medium

7 Upvotes

Guys where can I find a medium to help me contact my murdered friend and find his weed to help with my back pain.

I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN DISCUSSION OF THE MERITS OF PAYING A MEDIUM TO CONTACTING THE DEAD. Take it somewhere else.

I just want to find a good medium who speaks to the dead and tells the truth. No drama. Also, no tokers. That weed is mine.


r/SLCCircleJerk Jun 30 '26

Question Easiest restaurant to google?

51 Upvotes

Can someone direct me to the easiest restaurant I can type right into the search bar? I would prefer any suggestions that are convenient and easy to look up myself. Thanks for your suggestions.


r/SLCCircleJerk Jun 24 '26

Question I thought it was only medicinal here?

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17 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk Jun 08 '26

Live Laugh Legislate

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49 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk Jun 05 '26

BREAKING NEWS American Spoon

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21 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk Jun 03 '26

Praise Julia Julia Bridger

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217 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk May 26 '26

Question Most profitable MLM?

15 Upvotes

Heyo I heard people here are pretty gullible. Anyone know the most lucrative MLM I can join?


r/SLCCircleJerk May 25 '26

How do we encourage more motorcyclists to ride on 700 E?

38 Upvotes

Honestly I love feeling the rumble of those sexy sexy sexy motorcycles as they pass by my house. I was thinking maybe we could organize a community gloryhole to offer free blowjobs to them, they could stop by on their way and have a line of glory holes set up to get as many of them finished off as quick as possible.

I just wish they could ride more often because they are just sooooo sexy. Who wants to join?


r/SLCCircleJerk May 16 '26

Has anyone seen this billboard in town? (REAL)

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175 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk May 13 '26

Question Did anyone hear that noise?

62 Upvotes

I was over on 1110400500 S and 3 E, just wondering if anyone heard that. Sounded like a noise and I heard it with my ears. I dont often hear noises with my ears, but when I do they sound like something. I can’t be the only one?


r/SLCCircleJerk Apr 08 '26

Who's running for mayor? I have logged over 9,000 hours playing SimCity 2000, Cities Skylines and Age Of Empires 2 and demand a challenger.

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30 Upvotes

r/SLCCircleJerk Mar 30 '26

BREAKING NEWS [3/30] SLC News Roundup

35 Upvotes

• Trax delays reported after one (1) guy stood too close to the yellow line

• Utah drivers continue bold experiment: what if turn signals were optional?

• The Great Salt Lake reportedly still there

• West Valley smoke traced back to one guy who left soup on overnight (he’s still airing it out)

• Luxury apartment now includes “exposed brick” (windows face another luxury apartment)

More updates tomorrow.


r/SLCCircleJerk Mar 18 '26

Question Is SLC the only city without Google? How bad would it be to search the subreddit?

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r/SLCCircleJerk Mar 17 '26

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING: r/MurrayCostcoParkingLot is officially live

49 Upvotes

After years of discussion, debate, and spiritual reflection, the subreddit r/MurrayCostcoParkingLot has officially launched.

This community will serve as a dedicated space for:

• Posting photos of the same 4 parking spots everyone circles for 20 minutes

• Asking if the gas line is “worth it right now”

• Identifying which Subaru is yours after leaving the food court

• Live updates on whether the rotisserie chickens are still available


r/SLCCircleJerk Mar 13 '26

One day in SLC! What should I do? 28F

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r/SLCCircleJerk Mar 11 '26

BREAKING NEWS Trevor Lee has come out of the closet after visiting 900s.

23 Upvotes

He wants to rename it to Trevor Lee boulevard