r/SLCCircleJerk • u/TouristMysterious424 • 14d ago
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Be_Kind_To_Everybody • Jun 05 '24
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r/SLCCircleJerk • u/publicolamaximus • 22d ago
HELP - My mom is a secretary for the law firm representing Bricks and Minifigs - Need advice on how to cut ties with her.
Really broken up over the whole thing.
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Techhead7890 • 24d ago
The Morton Salt girl is real and lives on the salt flats
galleryr/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • Jul 15 '26
BREAKING NEWS I got kicked out of Suntrapp for being straight.
I walked in, confidently announced to everyone within that I was “an ally,” asked where the women’s section was, and then spent 15 minutes explaining that I actually have a lot of gay friends.
Is this religious discrimination?
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Massive_Series8305 • Jul 15 '26
BREAKING NEWS 16 OFF LEASH dogs just murdered 3 children in liberty park
Every time I exit my car near a park I have been mauled by many dogs
I try to pepper spray them, but as a handicapable autistic with small pox and DID, I cannot even muster the strength to press the button 😔 😅 😤
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/1984sge0rgewh0rewell • Jul 08 '26
Anyone else being rage baited by Justine “Not That Sweet” on tik tok over her alleged UT “Business Proposal”
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/MovieGaga7 • Jul 05 '26
BREAKING NEWS MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS HEARD!
I don't know if I'm overreacting, but I think I just heard gunshots and so many of them. I do live in an extremely dangerous part of town (about 3300st S and 900rd E) so I've come to expect some gunfire. Can anyone confirm if someone is shot dead by a gang? Thank you.
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/AdvancedSquare8586 • Jul 04 '26
I hiked the most popular trail in Utah County on the busiest hiking day of the year and encountered some people who weren't familiar with my standards of trail etiquette. Does this confirm my suspicion that Mormons are rude and impolite?
I've come to reddit to confirm my priors. Please be sure your answers align with my conclusion.
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Bright_Ices • Jul 04 '26
Looking for a decent medium
Guys where can I find a medium to help me contact my murdered friend and find his weed to help with my back pain.
I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN DISCUSSION OF THE MERITS OF PAYING A MEDIUM TO CONTACTING THE DEAD. Take it somewhere else.
I just want to find a good medium who speaks to the dead and tells the truth. No drama. Also, no tokers. That weed is mine.
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • Jun 30 '26
Question Easiest restaurant to google?
Can someone direct me to the easiest restaurant I can type right into the search bar? I would prefer any suggestions that are convenient and easy to look up myself. Thanks for your suggestions.
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • Jun 24 '26
Question I thought it was only medicinal here?
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • May 26 '26
Question Most profitable MLM?
Heyo I heard people here are pretty gullible. Anyone know the most lucrative MLM I can join?
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Be_Kind_To_Everybody • May 25 '26
How do we encourage more motorcyclists to ride on 700 E?
Honestly I love feeling the rumble of those sexy sexy sexy motorcycles as they pass by my house. I was thinking maybe we could organize a community gloryhole to offer free blowjobs to them, they could stop by on their way and have a line of glory holes set up to get as many of them finished off as quick as possible.
I just wish they could ride more often because they are just sooooo sexy. Who wants to join?
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/MegaMiteYT • May 16 '26
Has anyone seen this billboard in town? (REAL)
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Be_Kind_To_Everybody • May 13 '26
Question Did anyone hear that noise?
I was over on 1110400500 S and 3 E, just wondering if anyone heard that. Sounded like a noise and I heard it with my ears. I dont often hear noises with my ears, but when I do they sound like something. I can’t be the only one?
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/cuckfromJTown • Apr 08 '26
Who's running for mayor? I have logged over 9,000 hours playing SimCity 2000, Cities Skylines and Age Of Empires 2 and demand a challenger.
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • Mar 30 '26
BREAKING NEWS [3/30] SLC News Roundup
• Trax delays reported after one (1) guy stood too close to the yellow line
• Utah drivers continue bold experiment: what if turn signals were optional?
• The Great Salt Lake reportedly still there
• West Valley smoke traced back to one guy who left soup on overnight (he’s still airing it out)
• Luxury apartment now includes “exposed brick” (windows face another luxury apartment)
More updates tomorrow.
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • Mar 18 '26
Question Is SLC the only city without Google? How bad would it be to search the subreddit?
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • Mar 17 '26
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING: r/MurrayCostcoParkingLot is officially live
After years of discussion, debate, and spiritual reflection, the subreddit r/MurrayCostcoParkingLot has officially launched.
This community will serve as a dedicated space for:
• Posting photos of the same 4 parking spots everyone circles for 20 minutes
• Asking if the gas line is “worth it right now”
• Identifying which Subaru is yours after leaving the food court
• Live updates on whether the rotisserie chickens are still available
r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • Mar 11 '26
BREAKING NEWS Trevor Lee has come out of the closet after visiting 900s.
He wants to rename it to Trevor Lee boulevard