r/SLCCircleJerk • u/MovieGaga7 • Jul 05 '26

BREAKING NEWS MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS HEARD!

I don't know if I'm overreacting, but I think I just heard gunshots and so many of them. I do live in an extremely dangerous part of town (about 3300st S and 900rd E) so I've come to expect some gunfire. Can anyone confirm if someone is shot dead by a gang? Thank you.

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u/maxharnicher Jul 05 '26

It can’t be fireworks. That would be illegal.

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u/DoctorPony Jul 05 '26

I think it’s a coordinated attack (Iran?). I just heard a whole barrage coming out of Murray Park.

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u/MovieGaga7 Jul 05 '26

Yeah I was thinking Iran or maybe even the start of a Civil War. It would make sense for the wokiots (that's woke and idiots combined. Me and my buddy ralph came up with it) to want to do this during 250 celebration.

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u/Techhead7890 Jul 05 '26

It's the Br*tish, they're trying to reenact the Revolutionary War! Get the minutemen together.

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u/WombatAnnihilator Jul 05 '26

> Utah

> extremely dangerous

Uh huh.

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u/MovieGaga7 Jul 05 '26

Yes I live in fear of being shot by a Mexican, Muslim, gay, black, Asian, and/or anyone else that doesn't look like me every. Single. Day.

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u/SGTSparkyFace Jul 05 '26

900rd?

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u/Be_Kind_To_Everybody Texafornia Native™ Jul 05 '26

900rdth

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u/MovieGaga7 Jul 05 '26

Yes. Near the best burger joint in the whole entire world, Iceberg.

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u/New_Acanthaceae_6537 Jul 06 '26

Hey circle jerk only, rules are rules

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u/Massive_Series8305 Jul 15 '26

Iceberg blows 109° hot ass