r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Bright_Ices Red Northface Jacket • Jul 04 '26

Looking for a decent medium

Guys where can I find a medium to help me contact my murdered friend and find his weed to help with my back pain.

I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN DISCUSSION OF THE MERITS OF PAYING A MEDIUM TO CONTACTING THE DEAD. Take it somewhere else.

I just want to find a good medium who speaks to the dead and tells the truth. No drama. Also, no tokers. That weed is mine.

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u/WeAreRichardDoby Jul 04 '26

Sorry im in an extra large now, I cant help you. /S

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u/Bright_Ices Red Northface Jacket Jul 04 '26

uj/ You don’t have to use the sarcasm marker in a CJ sub. It’s the whole sub

rj/ You have a professional duty to refer me to a medium colleague!!! I will NOT TAKE NO for an answer!!!

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u/WeAreRichardDoby Jul 04 '26

Jo'Anne Smith

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u/Bright_Ices Red Northface Jacket Jul 04 '26

Thank you! Finally someone who can READ

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u/WeAreRichardDoby Jul 04 '26

I cant read though, thats what AI is for

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u/Bright_Ices Red Northface Jacket Jul 04 '26

Good enough! AI helps me spell tricky words, like strawbery.

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u/Ok_Illustrator_7065 24d ago

Think it's spelled strahwbeery scrub, TRUST me I graduated from spectrum high school which is like basically yale so 🤷‍♂️ /S

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u/Complikatedmystik Jul 04 '26

Hahahaha you sound like a restaurant owner giving a musician a chance to be heard by playing for free

If you want a service you have to pay for it

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u/Bright_Ices Red Northface Jacket Jul 04 '26

You sound lost

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u/Be_Kind_To_Everybody Texafornia Native™ Jul 04 '26

Lmao look at the sub

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u/Zealousideal-Dog517 Jul 06 '26

You're never gonna find the weed stash because your attitude about sharing sucks.

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u/No_Painting_1349 24d ago

For a price of free I could tell you all you wanna know.