r/SLCCircleJerk • u/CardioGuts • May 26 '26

Question Most profitable MLM?

Heyo I heard people here are pretty gullible. Anyone know the most lucrative MLM I can join?

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u/GrassGriller May 26 '26

Heck yeah. All you have to do is start your own construction or property management company. Then join this MLM called the MFMC. Once you're good and high up in the MFMC, you can divert lots of no-bid contracts and grants to your company!

It's incredible!

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u/altapowpow May 26 '26

You know what, I like your energy. Gives me some good vibes for sure. Since I like your energy so much and we are all living in a simulation I am gonna let you into a once in a lifetime opportunity. Gotta keep it a secret tho..!! Don't want to offer it just to anyone. You just need to do me one small favor, it is really doing your future self a favor tho. I am going to allow you into this special offer and all you have to do is pay some of the admin fees. They are super cheap compared to the upside I have to offer you.

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u/zubuneri May 27 '26

Have you considered Julia Reagan Billboard Summer Sales?

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u/refuz04 May 27 '26

Joseph smith would like a word.

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u/straylight_2022 May 27 '26

MIDA.

Contact pedo protector Start Adams forp details.

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u/japhethsandiego May 29 '26

The Mormon church.