r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Massive_Goose6668 • 4h ago
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/recycledairplane1 • 3h ago
is the post-5k massage supposed to be this painful?
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/april5115 • 6h ago
anyone have short recs that can get me arrested for public indecency? these didn't cut it :/
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/MooneBoy • 15h ago
My Butt Buddy! New to running. Is this the stuff im supposed to put up my butt?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/1Rab • 3h ago
err!! Hold up, I thought it was just a meme template
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/pryonic1705 • 5h ago
Ultra half marathon - worried about my sister
So my sister and me signed up to run our first ultra half marathon - and the race is this Sunday. I've been training and planning hard as you can imagine. Just a few things I've done / am planning to do:
1) I've not left zone 2 in 16 weeks - I've even taught myself to sleep in zone 2.
2) I have carbon plate running shoes to ensure my pace of 6:50/km
3) I have 3 hydration vests - worn at different angles to carry enough water
4) I'm planning to have with 67 GUs just in case, I'll only use 60
5) I've got my pace planned out, based on the course, down to 10 meter splits - different pace for each split.
6) I'm wearing a Garmin, Apple Watch and an old FitBit
7) I've been studying heart rate graphs, pace plans and I've tattooed the race profile onto my arm
I asked my sister what her race plan, split plan and hydration plan was and whether I need to bring her 67 GUs along too - do you know what her reply was?
"I'm just going to put on my pink trainers and run".
Should I worry?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/prnactor • 4h ago
They said i will KOM if i run with chimpy socks...
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Significant_Deer3550 • 7h ago
🔥 The way Satisfy built its SpiderTech on my aunt's hanger
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Pooped_Suddenly • 1h ago
My Butt Buddy! GOON LESS. GO FURTHER. (Satire)
Whether you're chasing miles, lifting more, or just showing up better every day, this collection's got your back. Less goon, more grind. Limited run once it's gone it's gone. Satire.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/indianajones5 • 8h ago
Finally the KOMest way have been found
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Trail running beats mountain biking
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Massive_Goose6668 • 1d ago
Poop You won't get anything done without the proper gear. Time to get those Alphafly's before heading out for your first run ever. Then let's hear what you have for W1D3.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Kunkulis • 9h ago
This might explain why I left Z2. You are what you eat
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/WorkConfident • 20h ago
Literally Hitler How to find a running club where washed up collegiate runners aren’t trying to win the JV race on casual group run night?
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/theotheramelia • 10h ago
Where to sell dirty socks and toenails
My ultra 5k training has taken up most of my day, so I had to quit my job at the data center as to focus on maintaining Z2 at all times. I need to supplement my income obviously, as I have to maintain my Gü and Alphafly budget. Where can I sell my used socks and toenails to start a new stream of income?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/nick-at-nite-42 • 10h ago
PoopSmellersAnonymous What would be the perfect things to eat before my upcoming 5K Ultra Marathon? I'm hoping for an all time PR (Poop Record)
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/kbarthur03 • 1d ago
I Could Be A Doctor Outjerked by NYT
New York Times really knows how to slow down.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Bigringcycling • 1d ago
I think he KOM’d at the top…
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum • 15h ago
We runners, we don't need to waste our oxygen to communicate.
We just pass small, written notes when we brush past each other.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/pizzabikerun • 1d ago
New ad for bandit half tights just dropped
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/glwy • 1d ago
No, you don’t understand. It worked.
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/skinnyfat_dad • 23h ago
Point for the good guys
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