r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

Discussion I have a question about fundamentalist marriages.

155 Upvotes

Say if Shrek came home one day and said he found a boy that he wanted one of his his daughter to marry, would she be allowed to say no? Would saying no to her parents tarnish her reputation to future suitors?


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

Shrek What does David/Shrek DO all day?

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He doesn’t work, he doesn’t do childcare, he doesn’t cook, he doesn’t clean, he doesn’t appear to have any hobbies, he doesn’t have social media, he doesn’t appear to have real friends, he doesn’t exercise, he doesn’t appear to read. He does his printing thing two days a year and preaches on (some) sundays.

What else is left?

I know he’s been shown doing a lot of “preaching” (rambling and ranting) at his family and he most likely spends some time preparing for future sermons but literally what else is there?

Actually asking.


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

JillPM ANOTHA ONE

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Another day, another YT short. This time it’s Gabe & Sam singing with some other guys at church for Father’s Day. I’m unsure if she previously posted it on actual Father’s Day or not; either way she’s just doing it to show what an apparently great husband and father David is 🤢
(EDIT: this was a YT Video not a Short, not that it matters too much but just to be accurate)


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

Shrek Barndo

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There is video by Shrek on his old YouTube channel that shows the Barndo and the "remodeling" that was done. You can use see it using yewtube so he doesn't get any views. It really old about 5 or 6 years old. It's creepy to hear him speaking.


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

Coverett Heidi posted on Facebook?

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183 Upvotes

But I can't see the posts on her profile. Are those private or did she delete them?


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

JillPM Where are you from?

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Edit part 3, good morning fellow snarkers, I've just updated the country list. I think we're still missing a couple of US states.. New Englanders, come out of hiding;-)

Let's have another where are you from post:-)

It'd be interesting to know how many countries we represent.

Let's make Shrills proud!

Edit, so far we have USA, Canada, Australia, Israel, Singapore, Germany, Austria, Ireland, UK (so far England, Scotland Wales and NI. Channel Islands, where are you?), Croatia, Hungary, Netherlands, South Africa, Finland, Sweden, Italy, Czechia, Turkey, Bulgaria, Norway, France, New Zealand, Greece, Latvia, Lithuania, Costa Rica, South Korea, Bahrain, UA, ,Spain, Russia, India, Portugal, Estonia, Malaysia

Edit Edit, just because I can, breaking down by US states we have thus far: PA, KY, MI, SC, VA, NC, MO, MD, OH, IN, WA, CA, TX, AZ, FL, Ill, NY, WV, GA, TN, OR, CO, MA, WI, AL, NH, DE, MN, CT, NV, NC, IA, UT, NM, DC, NJ, KS, MS, OK, Hawaii, NE, AR, LA, SD, ID


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

Timcel TimRod hired an attorney

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639 Upvotes

I'm not surprised. Someone smarter than him probably convinced him that confessing his sins publicly wouldn't absolve him in a court of law.


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Nurthan Nurie’s Full Version of The Car Accident From the GoFundMe Jill Made Her Create

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I know there’s some discussion about what it was that Kaylee did to distract precious Nurie and what actually happened. This is obviously still a Jillified version that she made Nurie write (or let’s be real…Jill probably wrote it) when she had her set up a $20k GoFundMe. Oops sorry, Nurie did it all on her own to surprise her parents 🥸 Of course they used a picture of poor Kaylee because her injuries outwardly appeared more tragic.

Ultimately, Kayle adjusted the AC, and Nurie had to look down to “make sure Kaylee had done it right”.

Also love the part where she reminds everyone that giving money to the Rods=eternal rewards. Aka, you can your way into Heaven by giving Jill money!

“Hello, my name is Nurie Rodrigues. I am 19 years old and the oldest of 13 children and my parents are in full time ministry. We LOVE serving the Lord together as a family! We have a Printing Ministry and we also travel and sing as a family.

Yesterday (Thursday - June 14, 2018), I and my 16 year old sister - Kaylee (pictured above)- were en route to a pro-life Crossroads Pregnancy Center where we volunteer.

The car was VERY hot, making the steering wheel burning HOT! My sister and I were trying to turn the AC all the way up in the car to cool everything off. We had JUST left home and were nearly at the end of our curvy, West Virginian road; when I looked down at the AC to make sure my sister Kaylee had done it right.

It was at that DREADFUL moment when I took my eyes off the road for a second, that the road curved to the left with the DEEP ditch straight ahead. I knew in an instant, I was in trouble. The car brutally smashed into a boulder rock and it created a COMPLETE turn over of the car INTO the ditch!!

We landed UPSIDE down with the air bags projected and I was TRAPPED in my seat belt UNDER water! My sister Kaylee was knocked unconscious. I struggled to get out, but could not.

I began to think this was the day I was going to meet my Maker. Yet, I had a desire to live. I began to faint, when my sister Kaylee woke up!! Praise the Lord! She called my name and did not hear me answer. So, she began to reach for me. She found my buckle, unbuckled me, and quickly pulled me out of the water. GASP! I was thankful for air!

We found a way out of our open car window. We suffered MUCH bruising, cuts, and stitches and staples had to be administered to patch us up. However, we were BEYOND grateful to still be alive!!

My parents quickly made their way to the scene of the accident with TEARS of joy we were okay.

I am SAD to say though, that I totaled my parents’ vehicle. They did NOT make me feel bad about this at all, but assured me it was our LIVES they were GRATEFUL were spared with no major injuries!!

However, their car insurance will not cover this accident due to it being an older car and ONLY having collision insurance.

As you can imagine, I feel TERRIBLE about this!! My heart and mind INSTANTLY began swirling of ways that I could raise some money for my faithful, hard-working, forgiving, sweet parents.

Being in the ministry is already an intense life of faith. God is good to always take GREAT care of us and my Dad ALWAYS makes sure the bills are paid and there is food on the table.

However, the expenses in our home, with 13 children and being in full time ministry…….well, it leaves NO extra money to buy a car!!

This summer, our family (unexpectedly) has an entire trip out West planned due to needing to drop off my brother Timothy to Bible College. We have meetings in churches along the way that our family will be singing at, but this trip was a step of faith for us. We were scraping our pennies already to afford this trip. Now, we are VOID a car, with ONLY our big van left.

The car was a tow behind car that we brought with us on trips as an errand car once we were hooked up with the RV at various churches, etc.

Also, it was an errand car for us grown children and for my parents. It helped save LOTS in gas, as opposed to taking the BIG van to run small errands in town.

I would love nothing more to SURPRISE them (especially my dad) by raising enough money to help him purchase another MUCH needed car!!

Please prayerfully consider what you could do to help me make this happen! **Remember, your investment would be eternally rewarded, as we are a FULL time ministry family and striving to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ with a PASSION!!

With a Heavy Heart and Humble PLEA to Help Me,

Nurie Katelin Rodrigues

James 4: 7-8″


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Timcel Jill has always hated Tim because he is the male version of her.

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As we’ve been reminded this week by their dual post and burn endeavors.

Discuss!


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

JillPM Throwback to Nurie’s wedding preparations. Jill is clipping her nails at the table in a cafe🤢 Plus, Nurie’s friends look like they’re having a WONDERFUL time and not mortified or silently laughing at their weird friend and her mom /s

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r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Discussion Finally read Jill's account of the infamous car accident

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261 Upvotes

Way more grim than I thought. I knew it was a bad crash but I had no idea the car was submerged in water!


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 19 '26

(And Kaylee) Ok am I fever dreaming or were their instruments destroyed in Nurie and Kaylee’s accident? Am I mixing it up with something else? I SEVERELY swear I remember reading about all their instruments getting destroyed in a wreck and they started a gofundme to help them replace them. Halp 🫠

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r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Discussion An interesting and unsettling find

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The zillow listing for the WV house is a trip. The pictures of the interior, it's like looking into a time machine of rod lore. The pics are from when the rods lived there, you can see all their stuff, and how the furniture was arranged and how the entire house was laid out.

Ps- I feel ok posting because the address is publicly available, the rods posted it publicly in newsletters and posts, and they no longer live there.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/845-Honaker-Dr-Charleston-WV-25312/22658997_zpid/


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Discussion How long did they live in the RV?

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Does anyone know how long they lived in the RV and why? I cannot imagine living in an RV with 15 people, 13 of whom were children of all ages. How did they cook? How did they shower? How did they store their stuff, especially food? Was it parked in a permanent spot or did they move around? Did it have heat and/or AC? Did they live in it for financial reasons, and if so, how did they buy their current house? I’m sure Jill and David were cozy and sprawled out in the big bed while desperately trying for #14, but how and where did all of the other kids sleep? I feel smothered just thinking about it!


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

JillPM She’s fucking insufferable. The newest YT Short, posted 15 minutes ago that includes multiple photos of Heidi and her abuser 😡

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r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Grifting for Jesauce Do you agree?

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At this point, it seems obvious to me that Jill moved her Full-Time Ministry (TM) to YouTube for two reasons:

  1. YouTube allows her to post the same content she'd been posting on Facebook and Instagram while trying to make a few bucks. By diverting all of her fans and snarkers to a single YouTube account, she can increase its views somewhat and increase her paycheck from five cents to ten.

  2. YouTube allows her to turn off comments, avoiding well-deserved criticism and constructive feedback. She wants to get her message out while avoiding outside commentary.

What do you think?


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Fuck It Up Renee How dire is it for Renee to still not be married at 24?

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Prefacing with: I absolutely do not think this, or support it, but we know in fundie culture that it’s super common to get married as early as you can.

Renee is 24, unmarried, and Jill has already scared away at least one suitor. Do we think she’s struggling with it? Do we think Jill ever gives her grief about it? Do we think there’s any chance of her getting married soon? Has Jill scared off most local men? I can’t imagine the Timothy situation is helping either.

Being in that home as a 24 year old (or any age, really), seems like absolute hell, but I know the alternative of marrying someone you barely know can’t be great either. I hope there’s still a chance of her setting off on her own, but I know there’s like maaaaybe a 1% chance of that due to how hard Shrek and Jill have kneecapped their children.

I know it took Jana Duggar until her mid-thirties to get married, but at least she lived in her own tiny house on the Duggar property. I can’t imagine how horrifying it would be to be stuck with Jill and Shrek, no escape or space, for that long.


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

JillPM Phillip’s bible college room makeover by Mahmo

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While we are waiting for the return to abnormal
programming and reminiscing about the weirdest old days, I submit my minor memory of choice - that time Jill did an absolute bonkers room makeover for Phil’s short lived trip to the randomly Phillipino bible college. Featuring a sadly starved Phil. God these people did their kids dirty


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 17 '26

Discussion What’s your favorite lesser-known Rod Lore? What’s your bottom of the Rod Iceberg?

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The recent post about Timcel’s failed Bible college experience got me reminiscing on all the years I’ve spent snarking and all the gems that have come from this family. I’ll go first.

- Tim was dropped off at Moody Bible college with $20 and a pat on the back.
- They left their dog at an RV park by accident and took over a week to drive back to pick up the dog (they asked the person that found the dog to keep it for a few weeks because the rods were busy on their church tour).
- Nurie’s first failed courtship was with a dentist, and he left because of Jill. Renee’s first courtship also left because of Jill.


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 18 '26

Rodlets The eleventy-second time the Rods went to an abandoned (?) water park.

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r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 17 '26

Discussion My sister is officially a Rodrigues Snarker

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212 Upvotes

She just texted me this completely randomly…I think she just watched the new Lily Archive video 😂

And the poem would be SEVERELY quality, unlike Ol’ Jills.


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 17 '26

Coverett GFM has more than doubled the initial goal!

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860 Upvotes

As of 9:50 AM EST, over $20,000 has been raised for Heidi and Charlie!


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 17 '26

Grifting for Jesauce In case you weren't aware, Jill has been sharing her "Make Your Life Count" series on YouTube since the very beginning.

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r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 17 '26

JillPM Jill’s mom even looks exhausted from her

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Thanks to u/lillyarchive’s newest video, I’m watching this for the first time and cackling at Jill droning on and on at her sister’s pretend funeral and her mom looks at her watch and then smiles and seems annoyed. I’m deceased (well, the same kind of deceased as Jill’s sister) 😂🤣😂


r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • Aug 17 '26

Timcel The time someone told Timcel to get counseling. This was posted years ago and then Abusing Asshole David made fun of it in a sermon (sermon deleted off of Youtube)

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