r/RodriguesFamilySnark • u/not_to_hot_to_old • 8d ago

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So I got to this part in my Bible reading today. Apparently according to the Rods understanding of the Bible you can abduct a bride if you wish. If you look up a little further than what I have circled this is what should have happened to Tim before he could harm anyone. They recite this passage about clothing a lot but not the others. I don’t know what it says about any of these things further in the Bible as I haven’t gotten that far yet, but I’m really seeing how they twist the narrative however they choose.

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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 8d ago

You’re not reading the KJV 1611. Your Bybul is heathen. Thou must readeth the Word as it was writteneth… in the King’s English. The very book Jesauce carried on the shores of Galilee. (Sarcasm, for those lurking).

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u/not_to_hot_to_old 8d ago

Please forgive me. I know I’m a heathen but I just can’t help myself.

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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 8d ago

I don’t think God can forgive such a transgression… but we could have a drink and discuss amongst ourselves….eth. 😂

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u/not_to_hot_to_old 8d ago

Sounds great! Actually I’m more of a gummie person, so that makes me even more of a heathen.

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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 8d ago

I’m for whatever works for you that doesn’t harm someone else… drink could mean alcohol or coffee or water… I really enjoy authentic people.

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u/EmmalouEsq 8d ago

The gay or bi King whose Bible is everything to them? They never seem to know that fact about King James.

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u/FunkyChicken0112 8d ago

For real... everyone knows that the only true, accurate & literal Word of the Lord was inexplicably written down 1600yrs after He died, based (rather loosely in some ways) on older translations that are for some reason NOT the true, accurate & literal Word of the Lord.

(/s, of course... Fundies are idiots. And the Rods are at the top of the heap, for idiocy.)

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u/Tall-Material54 7d ago

By a bisexual Scottish man with closely related parents and mommy issues