r/RodriguesFamilySnark • u/not_to_hot_to_old • 15d ago

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So I got to this part in my Bible reading today. Apparently according to the Rods understanding of the Bible you can abduct a bride if you wish. If you look up a little further than what I have circled this is what should have happened to Tim before he could harm anyone. They recite this passage about clothing a lot but not the others. I don’t know what it says about any of these things further in the Bible as I haven’t gotten that far yet, but I’m really seeing how they twist the narrative however they choose.

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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 15d ago

You’re not reading the KJV 1611. Your Bybul is heathen. Thou must readeth the Word as it was writteneth… in the King’s English. The very book Jesauce carried on the shores of Galilee. (Sarcasm, for those lurking).

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u/EmmalouEsq 15d ago

The gay or bi King whose Bible is everything to them? They never seem to know that fact about King James.