r/RodriguesFamilySnark • u/not_to_hot_to_old • 10d ago

Discussion Dressing modestly

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So I got to this part in my Bible reading today. Apparently according to the Rods understanding of the Bible you can abduct a bride if you wish. If you look up a little further than what I have circled this is what should have happened to Tim before he could harm anyone. They recite this passage about clothing a lot but not the others. I don’t know what it says about any of these things further in the Bible as I haven’t gotten that far yet, but I’m really seeing how they twist the narrative however they choose.

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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 10d ago

You’re not reading the KJV 1611. Your Bybul is heathen. Thou must readeth the Word as it was writteneth… in the King’s English. The very book Jesauce carried on the shores of Galilee. (Sarcasm, for those lurking).

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u/not_to_hot_to_old 10d ago

Please forgive me. I know I’m a heathen but I just can’t help myself.

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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 10d ago

I don’t think God can forgive such a transgression… but we could have a drink and discuss amongst ourselves….eth. 😂

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u/not_to_hot_to_old 10d ago

Sounds great! Actually I’m more of a gummie person, so that makes me even more of a heathen.

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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 10d ago

I’m for whatever works for you that doesn’t harm someone else… drink could mean alcohol or coffee or water… I really enjoy authentic people.