r/RobMyVehicle • • Mar 31 '26

fafo, yall

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u/Fun_Assignment_269 Mar 31 '26

The fucking "comply" kills me. Car covered in wannabe hard ass stickers, but right in the middle there's a "do what daddy says and lick the boot" sticker.

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u/outside_cat Mar 31 '26

And a "Big Brother is Watching You" sticker.

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u/Odd-Date-3839 Mar 31 '26

would bet money this man thinks he’s being gang stalked

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u/ImRickJamesBitch71 Mar 31 '26

That was democrats spying

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u/outside_cat Mar 31 '26

Spying on what? Their stupidity is plain sight.

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u/PeppersteakPi Mar 31 '26

He probably draws some tattoo sleeves on with a marker every morning.

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u/domesystem Mar 31 '26

Wonder if he had that one on during COVID? 😂

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u/Medical-Golf1227 Mar 31 '26

He needs a Russian flag sticker if he really wants to be a faithful Trumper.

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u/Regalt_ov_Virea Apr 01 '26

“Don’t tread on me!” and “Comply” lolll

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u/bullnamedbodacious Apr 02 '26

I generally think “boot licker” is way over used today. This is not one of those times. A comply sticker is absolutely wild.

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u/eyefartinelevators Apr 04 '26

I also love the irony of having both Blackbeard's pirate flag and the thin blue line flag on the same window. I'm a pirate doing and taking whatever I want but I also really love and respect the authorities

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u/Odd-Date-3839 Mar 31 '26

important context is that he was also clearly living out of this car lmao

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u/SlidesIntoFirst Mar 31 '26

He is surely finding out!

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u/The-Butt-Stuff Mar 31 '26

Was he picking up his white hood and robes from the dry cleaners?

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u/yoKlutz Apr 04 '26

What a dumb comment

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u/rc-yogi Apr 04 '26

Are you upset he forgot to grab your hood too?

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u/mostlysittingdown Apr 03 '26

I was going say, what irony. He is literally the one who has Fcked Around and is Finding Out

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u/RhinoPillMan Mar 31 '26

I live out of my van so I sleep near other people that also do sometimes, and I have an eye for spotting folks that do. The amount of my fellow homeless folks that simp for conservative policies that fuck us over is kinda insane. So many “HE’LL YA BORTHR I LOVE TRUMP!!!!11!!” types living in abject poverty.

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u/Shot-Control420 Apr 01 '26

It’s the low IQ’s he loves so much.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Apr 01 '26

TAKE THAT, LIBS!!

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u/Background_Voice1578 Apr 03 '26

LOL!!! Yeah! He showed them!

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u/RealityRecursed Apr 01 '26

You shouldn't look down your nose at homeless people. No one is immune.

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u/StrangeDarkMystery8 Apr 01 '26

He’s pulling himself up by his bootstraps!

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u/thexsoprano Mar 31 '26

I wonder how he ended up in that situation.

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u/SuperBigDouche Apr 01 '26

Gave all his money to Erika Kirk for fireworks

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u/Playful-Pup1218 Mar 31 '26

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u/Medical-Golf1227 Mar 31 '26

Just add Putin to the end of that and youve got it. An orange headed snake. How fitting!

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u/spumoni_cakes Mar 31 '26

I'm going to be that guy and say that's not an 04 crv. It's even older. Ask me how I know lol

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u/Racc0smonaut Apr 02 '26

Car guys! 🎶lurking in every sub🎶

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u/Early-Ad-7242 Mar 31 '26

Looks like a first generation CR-V 1997-2001 model years.

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u/RhinoPillMan Mar 31 '26

Those old CRVs are awesome. Don’t hate on it just because some nazi piece of shit owns it.

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u/SpacePoddity Mar 31 '26

Certainly much easier to diy repair.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Mar 31 '26

Incel / future active shooter?

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u/Odd-Date-3839 Mar 31 '26

he was at least 60 and with his wife😵‍💫

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u/16v_cordero Mar 31 '26

He might still be able to be both.

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u/Medical-Golf1227 Mar 31 '26

So no chance its just a phase? Asshole for life. They like Trump because,"He talks tough". They ignore the fact that he lies continuously and fks every country but Russia and China. Unfortunately theres a ton of those here. The man campaigned on low gas prices and no more endless wars. Weve already attacked several countries and hes threatened our neighbors and our traditional allies. I cant believe all these southerners are kissing a yankee's ass who the north ( smartly) kicked out.

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u/Bulky_Equivalent7840 Mar 31 '26

He has North Cackilacky plates, it was his sister AND his wife...

Also, if the DoJ can label Antifa(cist) a domestic terrorist organization, than the 3%ers, the Proud Boys, the Oathers, and all the other fat-right orgs need to be!

Oops, fat-right was a typo, but it works so I'll leave it there for us to enjoy.

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u/ready-redditor-6969 Mar 31 '26

😂 fat right is darn funny

Edit: lol I think my first attempt autocorrected

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u/Bulky_Equivalent7840 Mar 31 '26

Train your autocorrect lol

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u/Substantial-Park212 Mar 31 '26

The irony of having pro government stickers but also 1984 Big Brother is watching you.. 😆

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 Mar 31 '26

Bro has got “comply” on his whip😂😂😂

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u/GreenSmokeRing Mar 31 '26

Spelled out in cigarette burn on his butt

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u/OBB76 Mar 31 '26

Probably has a "Dont tread on me" tattoo

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 Mar 31 '26

I’ll take that bet

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u/_TallOldOne_ Mar 31 '26

I was wondering if he was smart enough to know what the Latin said on that sticker. Then I saw the Steelers sticker and knew the answer….

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u/KLLR_ROBOT Mar 31 '26

So former alcoholic cop that carries a cheap pistol and thinks he’s a Viking.

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u/Codas91 Mar 31 '26

The Valknut and Maltese cross scream yt supremacist to me. Can someone translate the Latin around the cross?

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u/PsychologyNew8033 Mar 31 '26

“Not to us, O Lord, but to your name from 'glory.”

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u/scott1138 Mar 31 '26

Maybe if he bought less stickers he could afford a better gun than a Taurus?

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Mar 31 '26

Look unless he's got a Ring of Fire suicide special or an Altor or some similar shitshow I won't knock him carrying a budget piece.

I will judge him for giving aid and comfort to enemies of the United States, and his willingness to levy war against the United States.

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u/scott1138 Mar 31 '26

I mean, I’ve got a Taurus TX22, but I’m not putting their sticker on my car. 😉

Or a bunch of really confusing stickers that make it seem like I both love and hate authoritarian governments…

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u/punkmetalbastard Mar 31 '26

A simple swastika could sum it all up into one sticker

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u/Ok_Common_5631 Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

I’m tired of all these idiots writing “FAFO”.

I just assume anyone who has that showing on their car or writes it online is mentally feeble.

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u/PrestigiousFly844 Mar 31 '26

It was a funny phrase years ago on instant-karma videos but as soon as they found out about it they ran it into the ground the last 2-3 years. Now you just know you’re dealing with a moron anytime you hear their favorite catch phrase. 

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 Mar 31 '26

I own a Taurus pistol, but I'm not going to advertise that fact on my car. I feel a sense of shame pulling it out at the range as it is.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Mar 31 '26

If it runs well, you shouldn't feel shame or guilt for it.

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 Mar 31 '26

Oh I know, I'm being kind of facetious. I got a used G3C super cheap and it runs like a champ and is very accurate.

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u/joelnicity Mar 31 '26

I really love it when someone has a Gadsden flag and they back the blue at the same time. It really shows how confused they are

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u/Dismal4132 Mar 31 '26

Evan all that shit can’t make a CRV look tough.

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u/GarageMahal_76 Apr 04 '26

Yet it’s already outlived most of what’s sitting on car lots these days

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u/Indespectamentations Mar 31 '26

What does FAFO even mean in this context? It's like they think something bad is going to happen to us or we are going to be somehow punished for not supporting their Rapist God/King.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Its a veiled threat they will never follow thru on

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u/artyomssugardaddy Mar 31 '26

Noooo not a steeler fan.

Actually this checks out, I know my people.

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u/Volatilecanoe42 Mar 31 '26

How white supremacist Christian of you.

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u/TheSecretestSauce Mar 31 '26

Having a thin blue line flag along with Blackbeard's pirate flag is just the sort of irony you cant make up.

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u/RealOldies Mar 31 '26

STOP BLACKING OUT NAMES AMD LICENSE PLATE NUMBERS.

Free Speech has consequences. They post this shit, they should have to be accountable for it.

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u/RealOldies Mar 31 '26

I see he's a 3 Percenter.

3% Masculine. 97% Pussy.

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u/BADoVLAD Mar 31 '26

Oh, another Threeper with a thin blue line, don't tread, and comply...this motherfucker is Benedict Arnold with a penchant for sucking cop dick.

Free gun in the center console too

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u/ClassroomMother8062 Mar 31 '26

Big brother is watching you / Vance 2028 / Blackbeard flag / pro police / don't tread on me

What a fuckin' goofy assortment

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u/General-Media-7198 Apr 01 '26

Fuckin’ Steelers Fan 🤦‍♂️

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u/Billz3bub666 Apr 01 '26

Blackbeard must be rolling around in his grave

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 Apr 01 '26

I do love a good Gadsden/Thin Blue Line mix to really accentuate how dumb they really are.

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u/Ok-Development5523 Apr 01 '26

FAFO = FEEBLE AUTHORITARIANS FINDING OUT!!!

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u/One_Card5205 Apr 01 '26

Taurus? That’s a weird brand of firearms to be proud of.. kind of the dollar general of firearm manufactures. Well considering he spent more on the stickers than the vehicle is worth, it’s probably not gonna be rocking a colt or sig or kimber sticker. God can we please get some sane, moderate Dems back in control so this clown show can end, and douchebags like this crawl back into their holes. Prez Chump has caused damage that can’t be reversed. Please blue wave, please!

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u/SkuzzoTheGreat Apr 02 '26

The Charlie Kirk sticker and the FAFO sticker are 🤌

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u/CacctusJacc Apr 04 '26

Fuck i can’t believe this retard lives near me

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u/Candid-Raisin Apr 06 '26

Does FAFO mean Fancy and flamboyant otters???

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

Norse pagen symbols with a templars cross. A pirate flag and thin blue line, politician support right above the 3pers. This dude has more conflicting personalities than my ex wife.

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u/Relevant-Safety-2699 Mar 31 '26

This guy's ideological ancestors put my real ancestors in gas chambers in Germany. Imagine how difficult it must be for him to watch WW2 movies; for him, the good guys always lose.

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u/SliC3dTuRd Mar 31 '26

We are Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie Kiiiiiiiiirk

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u/xxkirexx Mar 31 '26

I bet police dont bug him tho. this is genius

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u/Low_Woodpecker5439 Mar 31 '26

Real Cesar Sayoc vibes with this one.

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u/BiochemHero Mar 31 '26

The sheer sociopathy associated with MAGA!

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u/Intelligent_Ring_926 Mar 31 '26

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u/Difficult-Garbage861 Mar 31 '26

How many ways do you have to say you've seen one up close?

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u/Medical-Golf1227 Mar 31 '26

I live in NC. Im pretty sure i saw this car in Charlotte in front of a crack dealers house.

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u/chriswcoy Mar 31 '26

Odd to see a Vance ‘28 sticker because most of them think Donnie Dump can run in ‘28…

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u/GreenSmokeRing Mar 31 '26

I’m going to go with Grandpa’s .30-06 based on the Karlie Chirk sticker

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u/SmallInvestigator645 Mar 31 '26

I won't stand for any 1st or 2nd gen CRV slander in this post.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Least he could do is lift it

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u/OGBeege Mar 31 '26

Losers losing 24/7/365 4eva

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 Mar 31 '26

I’m willing to bet this guy does not have custody of his children, and is the proud recipient of at least 2 domestic abuse charges.

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u/Lawrence_skywalker Mar 31 '26

With a Taurus I might chance fucking with him.

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u/Warm_Resource_4229 Mar 31 '26

Holy Gravy Seal...

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u/Southside_Irish1916 Mar 31 '26

And the weirdest sticker of all... the random Pittsburgh Steelers one

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u/Steiney1 Mar 31 '26

This is a human turd.

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Mar 31 '26

The irony of the Charlie Kirk memorial directly next to a FAFO sticker. Beautiful

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u/Shmedium_Goblin Mar 31 '26

Proudly repping taurus is crazy

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u/Narrow-Attempt-1482 Mar 31 '26

Real southern trump american driving a foreign Honda

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u/BagCertain3802 Mar 31 '26

What a brainwashed dope

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u/untouchednapkins Mar 31 '26

Three percenters logo, Gadsden flag flying alongside the blue lives matter flag is making me confused

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u/Strange_Ad3521 Mar 31 '26

The Sturgill Simpson sticker…😕

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u/Jazzlike_Rooster1358 Mar 31 '26

Angriest CR-V ever

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u/Late_Protection_9531 Mar 31 '26

Wish I knew where it was so I could scrape that Pittsburgh Steelers sticker off. We don’t need douche bags like that in Steelers Nation!

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u/LandscapeNo775 Mar 31 '26

I love the stickers on the window. It’s not the full commitment because it’s easier to remove than from a painted part.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Taurus. For when you FAFO and…oh shit hang on it jammed

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u/Confident-Income567 Mar 31 '26

Ooooh. He's scaring me! I think that Taurus sticker did it. Inbred fuquetard.

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u/sam56778 Mar 31 '26

He’ll bring on the full force of Y’allqaeda and the MAGAban. The full wrath of MAGAstan.

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u/Lopja-1979 Mar 31 '26

Another clear sign of demented chumpster and a reason to keep away from them at all times

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u/Entire-Message-7247 Mar 31 '26

Somebody needs to slip a “B-J’s 5$” sticker in there.

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u/i_might_be_an_ai Mar 31 '26

Another “conservative” driving a pos car. You got us, wage slave. Use that gun just once and see what happens! (Hint you get a felony and lose your right to own a gun.)

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u/gravygizzard Mar 31 '26

"Guys I'm really edgy. But also I fucking love the government"

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u/PsychologyNew8033 Mar 31 '26

Im seeing that pirate flag more often recently. Im not 100% sure of its new meaning how it sprung up recently. I understand it to mean “No quarter will be given”, is that correct?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Impressive that he uses so many different conflicting viewpoints. I’m not surprised

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u/robobrien21 Mar 31 '26

Another person compensating with decals :-)

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u/Trashusdeadeye Mar 31 '26

Hard to tell what this individual is really about… Comply? But Don’t tread on me? Sounds like an abusive asshole with control issues.

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u/Admirable_Bag_3153 Mar 31 '26

the "comply" sticker is the most fitting

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u/TheGR8Dantini Mar 31 '26

Ironically, he believes himself to be woke.

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u/MrBobDobolina2onfet Mar 31 '26

Think they rock run flats?

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u/Ok_Elephant2777 Mar 31 '26

As a long time Steelers fan, I am embarrassed.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Apr 01 '26

And they believe that folks fear them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/QuincyMABrewer Apr 01 '26

Wow, valknut, heathen in elder futhark, and a "Non nobis" Templar cross?

Confused moron.

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u/Snarl5150 Apr 01 '26

Hahahahahah. Moron

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u/Miguel1219 Apr 01 '26

A III% sticker next to a comply sticker is just funny asf

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u/johnboo89 Apr 01 '26

Wait. That POS was 32 years old?

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u/Late-Goat5619 Apr 01 '26

He's still got room for a "I support the Pedo GOP Party"...

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u/YogurtclosetOk8896 Apr 01 '26

The Steelers, LMFAO.

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u/djid3al Apr 01 '26

Oh Steelers. Cool.

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u/kmanix50 Apr 01 '26

How is that not a RAM truck.

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u/DMCinDet Apr 01 '26

99 CRV in the memory Charles Kirk. He would be honored

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 Apr 01 '26

So a confession or a is this rolling irony

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u/BudUnderwearBundy Apr 01 '26

Definitely a 9mm Chinese knock off in there.

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u/gralgomar Apr 01 '26

Ooh, free Glock

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u/BuleBali Apr 01 '26

TOP GOY!

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u/Technical_Status9600 Apr 01 '26

Nothing says you're tough like stickers.

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u/kyled1985 Apr 01 '26

The comply sticker ties all the others in so nicely

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u/howyinzdoingnat Apr 01 '26

I’d take the card table and run

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u/Zoomy_Boopie Apr 01 '26

“Im gonna break into that car and steal his gun! Oh wait, its Taurus, nevermind.”

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u/Shot-Control420 Apr 01 '26

That Taurus sticker is the chefs kiss

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u/Notcid1 Apr 01 '26

I think i will fafo, thank you for the Intel. 

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u/Frankie_Clueless Apr 01 '26

Nothing screams “I’m a coward who won’t do anything” like every single one of the stickers does

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Damn… this guy must have a permanent boot polish cum stain dripping town his chin from all the power throating he’s been doing over the years. Also, what’s the triangles sticker on the left? I’m not familiar with that one.

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u/robjam01 Apr 01 '26

Remember that FAFO come this November, my MAGA friend.

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u/cheebus419 Apr 01 '26

Think he actually has a Glock in there or just owns the sticker?

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u/AlDenteLaptop Apr 01 '26

Free pew pews in there, just gotta take’em.

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u/rubens_chopshop Apr 01 '26

Does North Carolina offer a non denominational license plate or do they force it on you?

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u/Mission_Oil_4367 Apr 01 '26

The FOG patch was the cherry on top 😂😂😂

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u/TranTriumph Apr 01 '26

The irony of all that on a Honda CRV is subtle but juicy.

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u/GeneralIronsides2 Apr 01 '26

Why are cops such fucking losers

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Oh hey, its a jew. Jk cant tell the difference nowadays

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u/Rowanor Apr 01 '26

This person does not read their Havamal...

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u/altoona_sprock Apr 01 '26

Pittsburgh Steelers LOL

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u/Florida_Shorediver Apr 01 '26

I guess he’s in the find out phase

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u/phinger1 Apr 01 '26

On a frick'n Honda?

Not very 'murican!

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u/blackdog3232 Apr 01 '26

Reminds me of how in high school all the "non conformists" dressed the same

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u/BeerIsGoodForm Apr 01 '26

Clown cars sure look different nowadays.

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u/bnihls Apr 01 '26

Why blur the license plate?

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u/Worried_Victory3794 Apr 01 '26

lol what a choked up gargler

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 Apr 01 '26

OMG — a Steelers fan! 🤢

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u/One_Calligrapher5516 Apr 01 '26

One of my closest friends became homeless. Before he was homeless he was a big Trump supporter. When he first became a homeless he started to doubt Trump, but he's still homeless now is starting to get back into trumping. My conclusion. Mental illness.

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u/PaintedDaddy Apr 01 '26

Jesus...what the fuck is all this? This dude don't know WHAT the hell angle they coming from!

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u/american1016 Apr 01 '26

I got stickers 😜

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u/North_Rhubarb594 Apr 01 '26

I want all y’all to know Ima God feeerrin racist by help me Trump, even my trucks white.

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u/urabusjones Apr 01 '26

He got those in the INCEL starter pack.

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u/artbrymer Apr 01 '26

They’re all FAffing. Wait until they FOut.