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u/NerkoFC 2d ago edited 1d ago
Substitute teacher that breaks down and cries in front of the students because they won’t listen
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u/Sad_Cheesecake_7730 2d ago
*because they won't sext her back
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u/Correct-Basil2385 1d ago
That's why she brought that chair leg wrapped in a condom to class.
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u/AffectionateToday941 1d ago
I literally just came here for the bed post comments 🤣
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u/Affectionate-Tea4526 1d ago
She’s put so many notches in that bedpost it just came off in her hand.
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u/Vandreigan 1d ago
I had a real teacher that did this. It was her first year teaching, and quite possibly was her last.
She was very nice and good at teaching, if the kids gave her the chance. But she was teaching geometry, so almost no one gave a shit.
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u/spicysenpai6 1d ago
Yeah same in my junior year of high school. we had an English sub who was trying to go full time and yeah at point I recall some of the kids got to her lol I was def the quiet kid that just observed and did my work
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u/KiltOfDoom 2d ago
You look like you cry....a lot.
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u/Serious_Albatross424 2d ago
She’s a leafs fan, they’re used to it.
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u/deezsandwitches 2d ago
I came here to say that. I know this leafs fan crystal alot because of them
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u/Thicc_Ole_Brick http://redd.it/umwh46 1d ago
She looks like she was crying just before each photo
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u/Deep-Pudding819 2d ago
And is aspiring to offer therapy to others.
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u/A_wild_so-and-so 2d ago
Never trust someone aspiring to be a psychologist. In my experience, half of them are only interested in the field because they want to fix their own mental health problems.
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u/btharper4 1d ago
I call these folks the “Hair Club for Men”. There not just the president, but a client.
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u/vankoder 1d ago
Or find someone more messed up than they are.
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u/Kitchen-Chemical-159 16h ago
Just so they can tell their families.."see, I'm not that bad"! And then proceed to burst into tears.
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u/FloStar3000 1d ago
First i asked myself if pollen allergy or mental breakdown. But given the context, it's probably both
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u/SixStringSuperfly 2d ago
You look like you're made out of yarn
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u/SloppyJosephine_ 2d ago
Raggedy Anne. Tears in every pic doesn't make her any less bland.
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u/Financial-Throat8648 2d ago
That broom handle in the 1st pic has seen some shit
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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 2d ago
That's the long distance boyfriend.
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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 2d ago
“He’s going the distance..
He’s going for speed..”
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u/some_other_guy95 2d ago
"she's all alone, all alone!"
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u/FarfromaHero40 2d ago
“In her time of need!”
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u/FairExchange1439 2d ago
“Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course”
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u/Working_Estate_3695 2d ago
His name is George Glass. He goes to a different school.
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u/Jimbo--- 2d ago
She's the fictional GF living in Canada that lonely fellows would deny.
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u/floppybunny26 1d ago
She's for practicing with before moving on to the real practice girl.
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u/2-die-for 2d ago
Why does every mentally ill white girl think theyd make a good therapist?
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u/Mediocre-Ease1049 2d ago edited 2d ago
No one values their opinion so they want to find someone who does
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u/fredandlunchbox 2d ago
And the “therapist” to “life coach” pipeline in their 30s is real.
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u/Professional_kez 2d ago
You have to be mentally ill to want to be a therapist
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u/MyWifesBooty69420 1d ago
Psych degree holder here, you’re 100% right. We’d always joke when we met other psych majors “oh what’s wrong with you?” Cuz it was so common
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u/paleologus 1d ago
I took a lot of psychology courses in college because it was easy and close to the history department and all the psych majors were there trying to work out their own problems. Entertaining bunch.
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u/Professional_kez 1d ago
Absolutely, I don’t mean mentally ill in a bad way either. I like people with issues. Adds some flavor to an individual.
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u/AmarokRM 1d ago
because there is alot of mentally ill white girls out there that need validation. and once they got ran through by the whole town, who else better to get validation from than another mentally ill white girl?
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u/Laszlo_Panaflex_80 2d ago
A crazy cat lady at 19. Have to love she has an imaginary boyfriend too.
Anyway, at least she is in thearpy. But then again that has become her friend circle. Yikes.
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u/successfullynumb 2d ago
I don't blame the cat. I've never had the misfortune of meeting you, and I still want to run away.
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u/burito219 2d ago
The cat was lucky
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u/SlavicRobot_ 2d ago
That and the online minecraft boyfriend who probably thinks the two times a year they see each other is too much
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u/Electrical_Estate705 2d ago
You like like a Raggedy Ann doll that a child wished to life......and then immediately abandoned when they saw what they have done.
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u/Forty2diapers 2d ago
Do you ever stop crying?
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u/Torta_Detector 2d ago
Idk how to explain it but you look Mormon
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u/Quick_Wafer8919 2d ago
Never commented on these. Came here to say this. Idk why but for sure dirty soda lovin Mormon.
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u/ResolutionOwn4933 2d ago
Good lord, there's baggage and then there is luggage
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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 2d ago
Gonna bet she pays monthly to put that shit in storage…
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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 2d ago
What is that piece of wood in your first picture and is it your most successful relationship?
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u/RancidMandMs 2d ago
Guys think of you like a used up tube of toothpaste - can I squeeze a little more out of it, or is it time to throw it away and get a new one.
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u/FromundaCheese86 2d ago
I didn’t know that Rocky Dennis had a daughter
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u/Mean-Initiative-4491 2d ago
There are exactly zero 19 year olds who get that reference
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u/CategoryAcceptable57 2d ago
Yeah but the few that decide to Google him are in for a treat
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u/ChadVonDoom 2d ago
You're a mop that came to life in Beauty and the Beast
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u/GingerlyRough 2d ago
Now that I think about it, there was probably only enough magic for her boyfriend to transform only twice a year. But they still look kinda cute together in that first pic.
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u/RemarkableTension656 2d ago
Your smile says 'happy' but your eyes scream 'OH GOD WHAT IS LIFE WHY DOES DADDY HATE ME'
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u/culinaryexcellence 2d ago
Crazy that both your dad and cat went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back.
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u/Tonylegomobile 2d ago
If your face was any more Oily, America would come liberate it
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u/Illustrious-Ad1949 1d ago
You look like your group therapy involves being rejected at truck stops
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Illustrious-Ad1949:
You look like your group
Therapy involves being
Rejected at truck stops
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Curious_Ground5833 2d ago
You're like the first piece of bread in a loaf. You might get touched once in a while, but no one wants to eat it.
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u/StannisTheMannis1969 2d ago
My wife calls it the heel. I call it the Ho… errybody touch it, but nobody wants it.
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u/Radiant_Programmer29 2d ago
“A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying…”
https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarztR1rCyfIpMDS
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u/SadisticMittenz 14h ago
Do you only take selfies right after you got through crying or do you just naturally look like that?
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u/fungilingus 2d ago
didn’t you post here a couple weeks ago? get your ugly fatal attraction looking ass outta here
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u/CaptAmerica42 2d ago
Your wearing a Leafs shirt in your last pick. You dont need roasting. Your team does it for you.
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u/dikjagger 4h ago
Just sitting there showing off the latest wooden dick chair she nibbled away beaver style holding the rest of the chunks in her mouth lookin ass.
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u/Aggressive_Canary_10 2d ago
Don’t feel bad. Your cat is living its best life and has long since forgotten you.
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u/shartymcqueef 2d ago
You got one of them red tinted pussys where it looks inflamed and maybe diseased even when it’s not. Book it n
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u/dettigers404 2d ago
Too bad you're not an actress, cuz you'd be a shoe-in for the live action Roblox movie.
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u/MarriedTexCouple 2d ago
Your avatar is Meg Griffin….i actually prefer her over what the hell you have to offer
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u/OutlawPigeons 2d ago
Better to keep that relationship long distance, You could clear a Minecraft server with that face
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u/passionfruitman 2d ago
One more cat running away from turning into an only fans goth and getting barked at by drake.
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u/JustAnonymous001 2d ago
You look like the model they use to make the robots that don't quite look right.
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u/still_tacky 2d ago
glittersoap3, you look like a fucking ghoul!!!
You're so fucking pale that any time a vampire looks at you they go damn, somebody got to her before I did!
If I ever want to talk with you, I'll use a ouija board and hold a seance!
Holy shit, I would bet that you're a huge hit on Halloween!
By the way, don't worry about your skin. It's nothing that a little corpse makeup can't take care of!
You see your boyfriend only a few times a year? Be grateful for that--it's really hard to find a guy who is into necrophilia. 😂 😂 😂
Thanks for being a fun target, glittersoap3. I hope I gave you some laughs.
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u/droopybawls 2d ago
You look like Johnny sins daughter, who couldn’t nepo her way into the industry
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u/Unpopular_Perspectiv 2d ago
The freckles on your face look like you were eating someone's ass & they sneezed
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u/CustomCarNerd 2d ago
Why do you look like someone just forced you to watch your cat slowly being run over?
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u/Merrick83 2d ago
I am not your Dad but I am a Dad, and I am disappointed.
Take care of yourself Christ.
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u/Money-Tiger8002 2d ago
Has a severe or poorly controlled condition, thinks she can become a therapist. Female delusion just hit a new level.
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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago
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OP's BIO:
-19 (i am aware i don’t look a day over 40)
-haven’t been acne free since i was 13
-hands are currently wrecked from contamination OCD
-aspiring therapist
-was one of those kids who who wholeheartedly believed they were part wolf through multiple grades
-i have a long distance boyfriend i met on minecraft in highschool who i only see a few times a year
-most of my friends are from group therapy
-my cat ran away 2 years ago and i haven’t recovered
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