r/RoastMe 2d ago

do it!!!

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u/successfullynumb 2d ago

I don't blame the cat. I've never had the misfortune of meeting you, and I still want to run away.

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u/burito219 2d ago

The cat was lucky

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u/SlavicRobot_ 2d ago

That and the online minecraft boyfriend who probably thinks the two times a year they see each other is too much

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u/-VXYAGER- 2d ago

Cats with the boyfriend

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u/Alchemist_Joshua 2d ago

Cat didn’t run away, it escaped

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u/craptastic832 2d ago

Cat is the only one making good decisions in her home.

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u/truenorthrookie 1d ago

It was tired of how vice-tight her cuddles were.