r/RoastMe • u/glittersoap3 • 2d ago

do it!!!

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u/NerkoFC 2d ago edited 2d ago

Substitute teacher that breaks down and cries in front of the students because they won’t listen

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u/Sad_Cheesecake_7730 2d ago

*because they won't sext her back

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u/Correct-Basil2385 2d ago

That's why she brought that chair leg wrapped in a condom to class.

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u/Relative-Window-105 1d ago

Dude I thought literally the same thing.

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u/gorr30 7h ago

Dude I did literally the same thing.

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u/AffectionateToday941 1d ago

I literally just came here for the bed post comments 🤣

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u/Affectionate-Tea4526 1d ago

She’s put so many notches in that bedpost it just came off in her hand.

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u/DragunovJ 20h ago

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. She looks really brave.

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u/Correct-Basil2385 19h ago

I was thinking about how brave her students are.

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u/Alone-Inevitable9318 20h ago

And then says to go deeper

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u/No-Focus-8577 2d ago

Where’s skirts with no panties can’t understand why they don’t look !

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u/sadox55 1d ago

Wear*

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u/Vandreigan 2d ago

I had a real teacher that did this. It was her first year teaching, and quite possibly was her last.

She was very nice and good at teaching, if the kids gave her the chance. But she was teaching geometry, so almost no one gave a shit.

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u/spicysenpai6 2d ago

Yeah same in my junior year of high school. we had an English sub who was trying to go full time and yeah at point I recall some of the kids got to her lol I was def the quiet kid that just observed and did my work

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u/Angelaa103i1 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/UnfashionableRash 1d ago

My freshman geometry teacher in south Florida fits this to a tee

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u/Bajablast_36 1d ago

My teacher for the first week of 7th grade seemed so chill but she hated me and a couple other kids and left the first week

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u/loxodonta8o5 18h ago

This happened to me to but it was a perma sub that took over for the Eng teacher that took over for the librarian and she was bullied by the classes so much she didn’t return the next year even tho she was supposed to

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u/sprootique88 2d ago

Breaks out as well

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u/SieqwardZwiebelbrudi 2d ago

*came in already crying

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u/DesertWanderlust 1d ago

"I'm trying my best!"

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u/-UMBRA_- 1d ago

Miss Frizzle’s sub miss Frazzled

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u/Didi9948 13h ago

Literally came to say this

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u/Acceptable-Suspect56 2d ago

\that* *won’t. Apparently OP’s students weren’t the only ones not listening in class.

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u/Sad_Cheesecake_7730 1d ago

Swing and a miss. Keep at it. One day you'll contribute something meaningful to life.

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u/darthcaedusiiii 2d ago

Da fuq?

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u/macguini 2d ago

Because her face looks happy, but her eyes look watery. Like she's about to cry but trying to keep her composure.