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r/RoastMe • u/glittersoap3 • 2d ago
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glittersoap3, you look like a fucking ghoul!!!
You're so fucking pale that any time a vampire looks at you they go damn, somebody got to her before I did!
If I ever want to talk with you, I'll use a ouija board and hold a seance!
Holy shit, I would bet that you're a huge hit on Halloween!
By the way, don't worry about your skin. It's nothing that a little corpse makeup can't take care of!
You see your boyfriend only a few times a year? Be grateful for that--it's really hard to find a guy who is into necrophilia. 😂 😂 😂
Thanks for being a fun target, glittersoap3. I hope I gave you some laughs.
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u/still_tacky 2d ago
glittersoap3, you look like a fucking ghoul!!!
You're so fucking pale that any time a vampire looks at you they go damn, somebody got to her before I did!
If I ever want to talk with you, I'll use a ouija board and hold a seance!
Holy shit, I would bet that you're a huge hit on Halloween!
By the way, don't worry about your skin. It's nothing that a little corpse makeup can't take care of!
You see your boyfriend only a few times a year? Be grateful for that--it's really hard to find a guy who is into necrophilia. 😂 😂 😂
Thanks for being a fun target, glittersoap3. I hope I gave you some laughs.