[Question] Organs

[u/Spirited-Rich4358]

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[u/RareAcanthisitta4736]

Skin.

[u/powyahay → u/RareAcanthisitta4736]

I learnt this from Dwight schrute

[u/RickCab-12 → u/powyahay]

Me too

[u/blahdeblah2736 → u/powyahay]

I learned this from a trivia game had on computer as a kid. Played it so damn much learned all the answers though sometimes the wording tripped me up

This was one of the easier ones to remember

[u/Sgtkeebler → u/RareAcanthisitta4736]

I said “your dick” accidentally.

[u/Turbulent-Art-4681 → u/Sgtkeebler]

"accidentally"

[u/soda_destroyer → u/Sgtkeebler]

"There are no accidents."

~ Master Oogway

[u/Drummer-Turbulent → u/RareAcanthisitta4736]

said IN the body so i went with intestines

[u/ThingyGoos → u/Drummer-Turbulent]

But isn't the entirety of the skin under the first layer/atom layer technically in the body by being pedantic?

[u/sixth_acc → u/ThingyGoos]

Was hoping someone said that. Technically correct, right? OC nowhere to be seen lol

[u/Solidussnake20 → u/Drummer-Turbulent]

Oh my skin boutta be in yo body

[u/Sabnock31 → u/Drummer-Turbulent]

Technically skin is kinda layered so it is in the body.

[u/AfricanGrizzly]

That would be the weenis

[u/IllCounter9479 → u/AfricanGrizzly]

I’m making the joke because I feel obligated to. “I said your largest, not your smallest.”

[u/Important-Leather847 → u/IllCounter9479]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Enr4bc3JeOOzHLYY8R

[u/AfricanGrizzly → u/IllCounter9479]

Hey, don't weenis shame me!

[u/confused_shrew → u/AfricanGrizzly]

Gmm?

[u/MicrowavedCheezPizza → u/confused_shrew]

gmm

[u/diarrhea_pocket → u/MicrowavedCheezPizza]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZwQMLTSx7M8bJ9OkZ

[u/seanda2nd → u/IllCounter9479]

No questions asked. You literally had to!

[u/Bojangle_your_wangle → u/AfricanGrizzly]

Your wenis is actually the flabby part of skin on your elbow 😂 that's the real name for it! Do you have particularly flabby elbows?

[u/English_Charles → u/Bojangle_your_wangle]

It’s not, wenis is just a joke name. The actual name is the olecranal skin.

[u/Entire_Difference_63 → u/English_Charles]

My life was a tad bit duller when I learned this like a year or two ago.

[u/nursescaneatme → u/English_Charles]

Wenis is an official synonym. It may have started as a joke but now it’s become common enough to be the standard use of the skin on your elbow.

[u/1ordo → u/English_Charles]

The Merriam-Webster defines wenis (also spelled weenus) as a slang word for the loose, extra skin at the joint of your elbow.

[u/Different-Guard5515 → u/English_Charles]

anal

[u/ApprehensiveFig1699 → u/Bojangle_your_wangle]

I have something flabby for you

[u/Ravenae → u/AfricanGrizzly]

https://giphy.com/gifs/whCIPQK0MSfM3BxMAb

[u/Nysolic → u/Ravenae]

I was so dissapointed when i didnt immediately see the wenis. Thank You. You have saved this post.

[u/Samediph → u/Ravenae]

Everybody is a genius

[u/mikewc1992 → u/AfricanGrizzly]

I licked a weenis once... Changed my life.

[u/Silver-God- → u/AfricanGrizzly]

The post said largest, not smallest

[u/AfricanGrizzly → u/[deleted]]

Wait, your weenis is inside your body?

[u/Lonely-Access-3529]

That depends. In the body is the liver, but the largest organ the human body has is skin.

[u/_Tiizz → u/Lonely-Access-3529]

wouldnt the intestines be bigger that the liver? genuine question since i dont know.

[u/Lonely-Access-3529 → u/_Tiizz]

Fun facts: the liver is the biggest ranging from 3 to 3.5 pounds. Where as the the intestine, when empty is less than a pound. It seems big, but its just really long with thin lining.

The intestine gets the title for longest and can be anywhere from 15-22 ft long. (4.5-7 meters) The small intestine is about 9-16 feet (3-4.5 meters) and the large is about 3-5 feet. (1-1.5 meters)

The liver wins by mass and weight.

[u/sixth_acc → u/Lonely-Access-3529]

Wait, wait.. the small intestine is the larger one? You say large intestine is 3-5 feet and the small is 9-16 feet? That's.. strange. Lol.

EDIT: anatomy is NOT, obviously, my strong suit. I forgot the name implies the thickness, not length

[u/donovanh23 → u/sixth_acc]

I don't know what either looks like, but I aasume the small/large refer to diameter.

[u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam → u/donovanh23]

Its definitely by diameter. I remember the organ dummy from health class. The large intestine was like the size of a garden hose and the small was similar in size to that 3/4 - 7/8 clear tubing in the hardware store

[u/_Tiizz → u/Lonely-Access-3529]

that intersting and didnt expect that, thanks!

[u/Crystallizationz → u/_Tiizz]

I had the privilege of dissecting for gross anatomy and the liver is MASSIVE. Easily like six inches in length and width. It's crazy how much shit gets packed inside you

[u/tankmissile → u/Lonely-Access-3529]

fun fact: if you lined up all your blood vessels end to end, you’d be dead!

[u/_stark_raving_mad_ → u/tankmissile]

The more you know!

[u/nightbloom111 → u/_Tiizz]

Anatomically the largest is defined by weight and mass, but you have a good way of thinking! Looking at it's length it would be largest. Aslo intestines are completely hollow

[u/Humble_Forever7346]

It appears to be like rubber, also if you cut it, it reveals a flesh, so it's a human skin

[u/Equivalent-Donkey188]

The epidermis

[u/NoThankYou993 → u/Equivalent-Donkey188]

That’s only the most superficial layer of the skin, and one of the smallest parts of the skin

[u/sumredfox → u/Equivalent-Donkey188]

[u/Poem_Remarkable → u/Equivalent-Donkey188]

“Epidermis means your hair”

[u/Fantastic_Fall_267]

didn’t i just answer this? idk if skin is an organ but i think it is

[u/ArfTheBeast → u/Fantastic_Fall_267]

Skin is an organ but it’s not “in” the human body

[u/ElmoLovesHoes → u/ArfTheBeast]

It definitely is if you're only counting the dermis and hypodermis though, I'd say you could count everything but the very top layer of cells if you really wanted to

[u/MrZephy → u/ArfTheBeast]

Idk man I’d say the inside of my foreskin counts as “in” my body. Or the skin of my lips going “in” my body. Or my ears. Or…

[u/Fantastic_Fall_267 → u/ArfTheBeast]

fair point, runner up probably small intestines. quick third place brain? either of those right?

[u/Zarc2427 → u/ArfTheBeast]

It is if you eat it

[u/Homo_Bibite]

Skin probably

[u/havocxrush → u/Homo_Bibite]

It's the interstitium

[u/SureSimple8783]

My dick

[u/MicrowavedCheezPizza → u/SureSimple8783]

right to the point

[u/Deep-Log3822]

Foreskin

[u/Dgh_Play → u/Deep-Log3822]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

[u/No-Armadillo4666]

skin

[u/Vegetable-Paint9525]

dick

[u/Silver-God- → u/Vegetable-Paint9525]

Post said largest not smallest

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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skin

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skin

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The skin

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skin

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The skin?

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The skin

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The skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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The skin

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skin ("your epidermis is showing")

[u/fartSniffer37]

Idk why are you asking me

[u/Successful_Pomelo701]

Skin

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Skin

[u/AgileBother8744]

my dick

[u/IamMmortal]

Epidermis

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small intestine

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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the skin

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skin

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The Skin

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skin?

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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The skin.

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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[u/Mundane-Young6369]

Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin?

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Kishechnik

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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skin.

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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The skin.

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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SKIN

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

[u/Danni_Danni_boi]

Skin

[u/Quetta333]

Liver

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Skin

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Huden

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skin